Appendix 2

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Institute of Historical Research

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Elaine Harrison

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1995

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89-90

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'Appendix 2', Office-Holders in Modern Britain: Volume 10: Officials of Royal Commissions of Inquiry 1870-1939 (1995), pp. 89-90. URL: http://british-history.ac.uk/report.aspx?compid=16612 Date accessed: 31 October 2014.


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Appendix 2

Committee meetings can be long, and sometimes less than fascinating, which is perhaps why one member of the Irish sub-committee of the Royal Commission on Sugar was inspired to write the following Valedictory verses which he presented to the secretary, a Mr Gladwell. (7 Dec 1918, included in his letter to J. St Loe Strachey: Strachey Papers, S/30/10, Reprinted by kind permission of the House of Lords Record Office.)


"Cras ingens"


Ah what avails the sceptred race?
Ah what the form divine?
Late precedents I now embrace,
Like Wilhelm, I resign.


I lay aside my wreath of bays,
My dream of state I doff,
As Robey succulently says
"In other words - pop off".


No longer shall I make the laws
Or break them in bravado
Or tell a trader he's no cause
For scorning Muscovado.


Who e'er dislikes his sugar brown
Must either "lump" or "lave" it.
I flee from the retailers' frown
To file an affidavit.


The friends I had are in a huff
Because, with zest unswerving,
I gave not one of them enough
Of sugar for preserving.


And now, when I meet Jack or Sam,
And genial warmth elates me,
I see him wondering who I am,
And why on earth he hates me.


Had I but served my God with half
The zeal I served Committees,
My Guinness I might freely quaff
Gratis, in several cities.


Now you alone, who still wade through
The complicated mess that
I've just escaped, may sigh "Adieu!
In pace - requiescat".

F.C. Stewart Moore



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