CHAPTER VIII.
FLEET STREET (NORTHERN TRIBUTARIES—continued).
Clifford's Inn—Dyer's Chambers—The Settlement after the Great Fire—Peter Wilkins and his Flying Wives—Fetter Lane—Waller's Plot and
its Victims—Praise-God Barebone and his Doings—Charles Lamb at School—Hobbes the Philosopher—A Strange Marriage—Mrs.
Brownrigge—Paul Whitehead—The Moravians—The Record Office and its Treasures—Rival Poets.
Clifford's Inn, originally a town house of the
Lords Clifford, ancestors of the Earls of Cumberland, given to them by Edward II., was first let to
the students of law in the eighteenth year of King
Edward III., at a time when might was too often
right, and hard knocks decided legal questions
oftener than deed or statute. Harrison the regicide
was in youth clerk to an attorney in Clifford's
Inn, but when the Civil War broke out he rode
off and joined the Puritan troopers.
Clifford's Inn is the oldest Inn in Chancery.
There was formerly, we learn from Mr. Jay, an
office there, out of which were issued writs, called
"Bills of Middlesex," the appointment of which
office was in the gift of the senior judge of the
Queen's Bench. "But what made this Inn once
noted was that all the six attorneys of the Marshalsea Court (better known as the Palace Court)
had their chambers there, as also had the satellites,
who paid so much per year for using their names
and looking at the nature of their practice. I
should say that more misery emanated from this
small spot than from any one of the most populous
counties in England. The causes in this court
were obliged to be tried in the city of Westminster,
near the Palace, and it was a melancholy sight
(except to lawyers) to observe in the court the
crowd of every description of persons suing one
another. The most remarkable man in the court
was the extremely fat prothonotary, Mr. Hewlett,
who sat under the judge or the judge's deputy,
with a wig on his head like a thrush's nest, and
with only one book before him, which was one
of the volumes of 'Burns' Justice.' I knew a
respectable gentleman (Mr. G. Dyer) who resided
here in chambers (where he died) over a firm of
Marshalsea attorneys. This gentleman, who wrote
a history of Cambridge University and a biography of Robinson of Cambridge, had been a
Bluecoat boy, went as a Grecian to Cambridge,
and, after the University, visited almost every
celebrated library in Europe. It often struck me
what a mighty difference there was between what
was going on in the one set of chambers and the
other underneath. At Mr. Dyer's I have seen Sir
Walter Scott, Southey, Coleridge, Lamb, Talfourd,
and many other celebrated literati, 'all benefiting
by hearing, which was but of little advantage to
the owner.' In the lawyers' chambers below were
people wrangling, swearing, and shouting, and some,
too, even fighting, the only relief to which was the
eternal stamping of cognovits, bound in a book as
large as a family Bible." The Lord Chief Justice
of the Common Pleas and Lord Chelmsford both
at one time practised in the County Court, purchased their situations for large sums, and afterwards sold them. "It was not a bad nursery for
a young barrister, as he had an opportunity of
addressing a jury. There were only four counsel
who had a right to practise in this court, and if
you took a first-rate advocate in there specially,
you were obliged to give briefs to two of the
privileged four. On the tombstone of one of the
compensated Marshalsea attorney's is cut the bitterly
ironical epitaph, "Blessed are the peacemakers: for
they shall be called the children of God."
Coke, that great luminary of English jurisprudence, resided at Clifford's Inn for a year, and then
entered himself at the Inner Temple. Coke, it
will be remembered, conducted the prosecution of
both Essex and Raleigh; in both cases he was
grossly unfeeling to fallen great men.
The George Dyer mentioned by Mr. Jay was
not the author of "The Fleece," but that eccentric
and amiable old scholar sketched by Charles Lamb
in "The Essays of Elia." Dyer was a poet and an
antiquary, and edited nearly all the 140 volumes
of the Delphin Classics for Valpy. Alternately
writer, Baptist minister, and reporter, he eventually settled down in the monastic solitude of
Clifford's Inn to compose verses, annotate Greek
plays, and write for the magazines. How the
worthy, simple-hearted bookworm once walked
straight from Lamb's parlour in Colebrooke Row
into the New River, and was then fished out and
restored with brandy-and-water, Lamb was never
tired of telling. At the latter part of his life poor
old Dyer became totally blind. He died in 1841.
The hall of Clifford's Inn is memorable as being
the place where Sir Matthew Hale and seventeen
other wise and patient judges sat, after the Great
Fire of 1666, to adjudicate upon the claims of the
landlords and tenants of burned houses, and prevent future lawsuits. The difficulty of discovering
the old boundaries, under the mountains of ashes,
must have been great; and forty thick folio volumes
of decisions, now preserved in the British Museum,
tell of many a legal headache in Clifford's Inn.
A very singular custom, and probably of great
antiquity, prevails after the dinners at Clifford's
Inn. The society is divided into two sections—the
Principal and Aules, and the Junior or "Kentish
Men." When the meal is over, the chairman of
the Kentish Men, standing up at the Junior table,
bows gravely to the Principal, takes from the hand
of a servitor standing by four small rolls of bread,
silently dashes them three times on the table, and
then pushes them down to the further end of the
board, from whence they are removed. Perfect
silence is preserved during this mystic ceremony,
which some antiquary who sees deeper into millstones than his brethren thinks typifies offerings to
Ceres, who first taught mankind the use of laws
and originated those peculiar ornaments of civilisation, their expounders, the lawyers.
In the hall is preserved an old oak folding case,
containing the forty-seven rules of the institution,
now almost defaced, and probably of the reign of
Henry VIII. The hall casement contains armorial
glass with the bearings of Baptist Hicks, Viscount
Camden, &c.
Robert Pultock, the almost unknown author of
that graceful story, "Peter Wilkins," from whose
flying women Southey drew his poetical notion of
the Glendoveer, or flying spirit, in his wild poem
of "The Curse of Kehama," lived in this Inn,
paced on its terrace, and mused in its garden.
" 'Peter Wilkins' is to my mind," says Coleridge
(in his "Table Talk"), "a work of uncommon
beauty, and yet Stothard's illustrations have added
beauties to it. If it were not for a certain tendency to affectation, scarcely any praise could be
too high for Stothard's designs. They give me
great pleasure. I believe that 'Robinson Crusoe'
and 'Peter Wilkins' could only have been written
by islanders. No continentalist could have conceived either tale. Davis's story is an imitation
of 'Peter Wilkins,' but there are many beautiful
things in it, especially his finding his wife crouching
by the fireside, she having, in his absence, plucked
out all her feathers, to be like him! It would
require a very peculiar genius to add another
tale, ejusdem generis, to 'Peter Wilkins' and
'Robinson Crusoe.' I once projected such a
thing, but the difficulty of a pre-occupied ground
stopped me. Perhaps La Motte Fouquieacute; might
effect something; but I should fear that neither he
nor any other German could entirely understand
what may be called the 'desert island' feeling. I
would try the marvellous line of 'Peter Wilkins,'
if I attempted it, rather than the real fiction of
'Robinson Crusoe.'"
The name of the author of "Peter Wilkins" was
discovered only a few years ago. In the year 1835
Mr. Nicol, the printer, sold by auction a number
of books and manuscripts in his possession, which
had formerly belonged to the well-known publisher,
Dodsley; and in arranging them for sale, the original agreement for the sale of the manuscript of
"Peter Wilkins," by the author, "Robert Pultock,
of Clifford's Inn," to Dodsley, was discovered.
From this document it appears that Mr. Pultock
received twenty pounds, twelve copies of the work,
and "the cuts of the first impression"—i.e., a set
of proof impressions of the fanciful engravings
that professed to illustrate the first edition of the
work—as the price of the entire copyright. This
curious document had been sold afterwards to
John Wilkes, Esq., M.P.
Inns of Chancery, like Clifford's Inn, were
originally law schools, to prepare students for the
larger Inns of Court.
Fetter Lane did not derive its name from the
manufacture of Newgate fetters. Stow, who died
early in the reign of James I., calls it "Fewtor
Lane," from the Norman-French word "fewtor"
(idle person, loafer), perhaps analogous to the even
less complimentary modern French word "foutre"
(blackguard). Mr. Jesse, however, derives the word
"fetter" from the Norman "defaytor" (defaulter),
as if the lane had once been a sanctuary for
skulking debtors. In either case the derivation is
somewhat ignoble, but the inhabitants have long
since lived it down. Stow says it was once a
mere byway leading to gardens (quantum mutatus!)
If men of the Bobadil and Pistol character ever
did look over the garden-gates and puff their
Trinidado in the faces of respectable passers-by,
the lane at least regained its character later, when
poets and philosophers condescended to live in it,
and persons of considerable consequence rustled
their silks and trailed their velvet along its narrow
roadway.
During the Middle Ages Fetter Lane slumbered,
but it woke up on the breaking out of the Civil War,
and in 1643 became unpleasantly celebrated as the
spot where Waller's plot disastrously terminated.
In the second year of the war between King
and Parliament, the Royal successes at Bath, Bristol,
and Cornwall, as well as the partial victory at
Edgehill, had roused the moderate party and
chilled many lukewarm adherents of the Puritans.
The distrust of Pym and his friends soon broke
out into a reactionary plot, or, more probably, two
plots, in one or both of which Waller, the poet, was
dangerously mixed up. The chief conspirators
were Tomkins and Challoner, the former Waller's
brother-in-law, a gentleman living in Holborn, near
the end of Fetter Lane, and a secretary to the
Commissioners of the Royal Revenues; the latter
an eminent citizen, well known on 'Change. Many
noblemen and Cavalier officers and gentlemen had
also a whispering knowledge of the ticklish affair.
The projects of these men, or of some of the more
desperate, at least, were—(1) to secure the king's
children; (2) to seize Mr. Pym, Colonel Hampden,
and other members of Parliament specially hostile
to the king; (3) to arrest the Puritan Lord Mayor,
and all the sour-faced committee of the City Militia;
(4) to capture the outworks, forts, magazines, and
gates of the Tower and City, and to admit 3,000
Cavaliers sent from Oxford by a pre-arranged
plan; (5) to resist all payments imposed by Parliament for support of the armies of the Earl of Essex.
Unfortunately, just as the white ribbons were preparing to tie round the arms of the conspirators,
to mark them on the night of action, a treacherous
servant of Mr. Tomkins, of Holborn, overheard
Waller's plans from behind a convenient arras, and
disclosed them to the angry Parliament. In a
cellar at Tomkins's the soldiers who rummaged it
found a commission sent from the king by Lady
Aubigny, whose husband had been recently killed
at Edgehill.
Tomkins and Challoner were hung at the Holborn end of Fetter Lane. On the ladder, Tomkins
said:—"Gentlemen, I humbly acknowledge, in the
sight of Almighty God (to whom, and to angels,
and to this great assembly of people, I am now a
spectacle), that my sins have deserved of Him this
untimely and shameful death; and, touching the
business for which I suffer, I acknowledge that
affection to a brother-in-law, and affection and
gratitude to the king, whose bread I have eaten
now about twenty-two years (I have been servant
to him when he was prince, and ever since: it
will be twenty-three years in August next)—I
confess these two motives drew me into this
foolish business. I have often since declared to
good friends that I was glad it was discovered,
because it might have occasioned very ill consequences; and truly I have repented having any
hand in it."
Challoner was equally fatal against Waller, and
said, when at the same giddy altitude as Tomkins, "Gentlemen, this is the happiest day that
ever I had. I shall now, gentlemen, declare a little
more of the occasion of this, as I am desired by
Mr. Peters [the famous Puritan divine, Hugh
Peters] to give him and the world satisfaction in it.
It came from Mr. Waller, under this notion, that if
we could make a moderate party here in London,
and stand betwixt and in the gap to unite the king
and the Parliament, it would be a very acceptable
work, for now the three kingdoms lay a-bleeding;
and unless that were done, there was no hopes to
unite them," &c.
Waller had a very narrow escape, but he extricated himself with the most subtle skill, perhaps
secretly aided by his kinsman, Cromwell. He
talked of his "carnal eye," of his repentance, of
the danger of letting the army try a member of
the House. As Lord Clarendon says: "With incredible dissimulation he acted such a remorse of
conscience, that his trial was put off, out of Christian compassion, till he could recover his understanding." In the meantime, he bribed the Puritan
preachers, and listened with humble deference to
their prayers for his repentance. He bent abjectly
before the House; and eventually, with a year's
imprisonment and a fine of £10,000, obtained
leave to retire to France. Having spent all his
money in Paris, Waller at last obtained permission
from Cromwell to return to England. "There
cannot," says Clarendon, "be a greater evidence of
the inestimable value of his (Waller's) parts, than
that he lived after this in the good esteem and
affection of many, the pity of most, and the reproach and scorn of few or none." The body of
the unlucky Tomkins was buried in the churchyard of St. Andrew's, Holborn.
According to Peter Cunningham, that shining
light of the Puritan party in the early days of Cromwell, "Praise-God Barebone," was a leather-seller
in Fetter Lane, having a house, either at the same
time or later, called the "Lock and Key," near
Crane Court, at which place his son, a great
speculator and builder, afterwards resided. Barebone (probably Barbon, of a French Huguenot
family) was one of those gloomy religionists who
looked on surplices, plum-porridge, theatres, dances,
Christmas pudding, and homicide as equally detestable, and did his best to shut out all sunshine
from that long, rainy, stormy day that is called life.
He was at the head of that fanatical, tenderconscienced Parliament of 1653 that Cromwell
convened from among the elect in London, after
untoward Sir Harry Vane had been expelled from
Westminster at the muzzles of Pride's muskets. Of
Barebone, also, and his crochetty, impracticable
fellows, Cromwell had soon enough; and, in despair
of all aid but from his own brain and hand, he
then took the title of Lord Protector, and became
the most inflexible and wisest monarch we have
ever had, or indeed ever hope to have. Barebone
is first heard of in local history as preaching in
1641, together with Mr. Greene, a felt-maker, at a
conventicle in Fetter Lane, a place always renowned
for its heterodoxy. The thoughtless Cavaliers, who
did not like long sermons, and thought all religion
but their own hypocrisy, delighted in gaunt Barebone's appropriate name, and made fun of him in
those ribald ballads in which they consigned rednosed Noll, the brewer, to the reddest and hottest
portion of the unknown world. At the Restoration,
when all Fleet Street was ablaze with bonfires to
roast the Rumps, the street boys, always on the
strongest side, broke poor Barebone's windows,
though he had been constable and commoncouncilman, and was a wealthy leather-seller to
boot. But he was not looked upon as of the
regicide or extreme dangerous party, and a year
afterwards attended a vestry-meeting unmolested.
After the Great Fire he came to the Clifford's Inn
Appeal Court about his Fleet Street house, which
had been burnt over the heads of his tenants, and
eventually he rebuilt it.
In Irving's "History of Dissenters" there is a
curious account, from an, old pamphlet entitled
"New Preachers," "of Barebone, Greene the
felt-maker, Spencer the horse-rubber, Quartermaine
the brewer's clerk, and some few others, who are
mighty sticklers in this new kind of talking trade,
which many ignorant coxcombs call preaching;
whereunto is added the last tumult in Fleet Street,
raised by the disorderly preachment, pratings, and
prattlings of Mr. Barebone the leather-seller, and
Mr. Greene the felt-maker, on Sunday last, the
19th December."
The tumult alluded to is thus described: "A
brief touch in memory of the fiery zeal of Mr.
Barebone, a reverend unlearned leather-seller,
who with Mr. Greene the felt-maker were both
taken preaching or prating in a conventicle
amongst a hundred persons, on Sunday, the 19th
of December last, 1641."
One of the pleasantest memories of Fetter
Lane is that which connects it with the school-days of that delightful essay-writer, Charles Lamb.
He himself, in one of Hone's chatty books, has
described the school, and Bird, its master, in his
own charming way.
Both Lamb and his sister, says Mr. Fitzgerald,
in his Memoir of Lamb, went to a school where
Starkey had been usher about a year before they
came to it—a room that looked into "a discoloured,
dingy garden, in the passage leading from Fetter
Lane into Bartlett's Buildings. This was close to
Holborn. Queen Street, where Lamb lived when
a boy, was in Holborn." Bird is described as an
"eminent writer" who taught mathematics, which
was no more than "cyphering." "Heaven knows
what languages were taught there. I am sure that
neither my sister nor myself brought any out of it
but a little of our native English. It was, in fact,
a humble day-school." Bird and Cook, he says,
were the masters. Bird had "that peculiar mild
tone—especially when he was inflicting punishment—which is so much more terrible to children
than the angriest looks and gestures. Whippings
were not frequent; but when they took place, the
correction was performed in a private room adjoining, whence we could only hear the plaints, but
saw nothing. This heightened the decorum and
solemnity." He then describes the ferule—"that
almost obsolete weapon now." "To make him look
more formidable—if a pedagogue had need of these
heightenings—Bird wore one of those flowered
Indian gowns formerly in use with schoolmasters,
the strange figures upon which we used to interpret
into hieroglyphics of pain and suffering." This
is in Lamb's most delightful vein. So, too, with
other incidents of the school, especially "our little
leaden ink-stands, not separately subsisting, but
sunk into the desks; and the agonising benches
on which we were all cramped together, and yet
encouraged to attain a free hand, unattainable in
this position." Lamb recollected even his first
copy—"Art improves nature," and could look back
with "pardonable pride to his carrying off the
first premium for spelling. Long after, certainly
thirty years, the school was still going on, only there
was a Latin inscription over the entrance in the
lane, unknown in our humbler days." In the
evening was a short attendance of girls, to which
Miss Lamb went, and she recollected the theatricals,
and even Cato being performed by the young
gentlemen. "She describes the cast of the characters with relish. 'Martha,' by the handsome Edgar
Hickman, who afterwards went to Africa."

ROASTING THE RUMPS IN FLEET STREET (FROM AN OLD PRINT) (see page 95).
The Starkey mentioned by Lamb was a poor,
crippled dwarf, generally known at Newcastle in
his old age as "Captain Starkey," the but of the
street-boys and the pensioner of benevolent citizens. In 1818, when he had been an inmate of
the Freemen's Hospital, Newcastle, for twenty-six
years, the poor old ex-usher of the Fetter Lane
school wrote "The Memoirs of his Life," a humble
little pamphlet of only fourteen pages, upon which
Hone good-naturedly wrote an article which educed
Lamb's pleasant postscript. Starkey, it appears,
had been usher, not in Lamb's own time, but in
that of Mary Lamb's, who came after her brother
had left. She describes Starkey running away on
one occasion, being brought back by his father,
and sitting the remainder of the day with his head
buried in his hands, even the most mischievous
boys respecting his utter desolation.

INTERIOR OF THE MORAVIAN CHAPEL IN FETTER LANE (see page 100).
That clever but mischievous advocate of divine
right and absolute power, Hobbes of Malmesbury,
was lodging in Fetter Lane when he published his
"Leviathan." He was not there, however, in
1660, at the Restoration, since we are told that on
that glorious occasion he was standing at the door
of Salisbury House, the mansion of his kind and
generous patron, the Earl of Devonshire; and that
the king, formerly Hobbes's pupil in mathematics,
nodded to his old tutor. A short duodecimo sketch
of Hobbes may not be uninteresting. This sceptical philosopher, hardened into dogmatic selfishness
by exile, was the son of a Wiltshire clergyman,
and he first saw the light the year of the Armada,
his mother being prematurely confined during the
first panic of the Spanish invasion. Hobbes, with
that same want of self-respect and love of independence that actuated Gay and Thomson, remained his whole life a tolerated pensioner of his
former pupil, the Earl of Devonshire; bearing, no
doubt, in his time many rebuffs; for pride will be
proud, and rich men require wisdom, when in their
pay, to remember its place. Hobbes in his time
was a friend of, and, it is said, a translator for, Lord
Bacon; and Ben Jonson, that ripe scholar, revised
his sound translation of "Thucydides." He sat at
the feet of Galileo and by the side of Gassendi and
Descartes. While in Fetter Lane he associated
with Harvey, Selden, and Cowley. He talked and
wrangled with the wise men of half Europe. He
had sat at Richelieu's table and been loaded with
honours by Cosmo de Medici. The laurels Hobbes
won in the schools he lost on Parnassus. His translation of Homer is tasteless and contemptible. In
mathematics, too, he was dismounted by Wallis and
others. Personally he had weaknesses. He was
afraid of apparitions, he dreaded assassination, and
had a fear that Burnet and the bishops would burn
him as a heretic. His philosophy, though useful,
as Mr. Mill says, in expanding free thought and
exciting inquiry, was based on selfishness. Nothing
can be falser and more detestable than the maxims
of this sage of the Restoration and of reaction.
He holds the natural condition of man to be a
state of war—a war of all men against all men;
might making right, and the conqueror trampling
down all the rest. The civil laws, he declares, are
the only standards of good or evil. The sovereign,
he asserts, possesses absolute power, and is not
bound by any compact with the people (who pay him
as their head servant). Nothing he does can be
wrong. The sovereign has the right of interpreting
Scripture; and he thinks that Christians are bound
to obey the laws of an infidel king, even in matters
of religion. He sneers at the belief in a future
state, and hints at materialism. These monstrous
doctrines, which even Charles II. would not fully
sanction, were naturally battered and bombarded by
Harrington, Dr. Henry More, and others. Hobbes
was also vehemently attacked by that disagreeable
Dr. Fell, the subject of the well-known epigram,—
"I do not like thee, Dr. Fell;
The reason why I cannot tell;
But this I know, and know full well,
I do not like thee, Dr. Fell,"
who rudely called Hobbes "irritabile illud et
vanissimum Malmsburienise animal." The philosopher of Fetter Lane, who was short-sighted
enough to deride the early efforts of the Royal
Society, though they were founded on the strict
inductive Baconian theory, seems to have been a
vain man, loving paradox rather than truth, and
desirous of founding, at all risks, a new school of
philosophy. The Civil War had warped him;
solitary thinking had turned him into a cynical
dogmatiser. He was timid as Erasmus; and once
confessed that if he was cast into a deep pit, and
the devil should put down his hot cloven foot, he
would take hold of it to draw himself out. This
was not the metal that such men as Luther and
Latimer were made of; but it served for the Aristotle of Rochester and Buckingham. A wit of the
day proposed as Hobbes's epitaph the simple
words, "The philosopher's stone."
Hobbes's professed rule of health was to dedicate
the morning to his exercise and the afternoon to
his studies. At his first rising, therefore, he walked
out and climbed any hill within his reach; or, if
the weather was not dry, he fatigued himself within
doors by some exercise or other, in order to perspire, recommending that practice upon this opinion,
that an old man had more moisture than heat,
and therefore by such motion heat was to be
acquired and moisture expelled. After this he
took a comfortable breakfast, then went round the
lodgings to wait upon the earl, the countess, the
children, and any considerable strangers, paying
some short addresses to all of them. He kept
these rounds till about twelve o'clock, when he
had a little dinner provided for him, which he late
always by himself, without ceremony. Soon after
dinner he retired to his study, and had his candle,
with ten or twelve pipes of tobacco, laid by him;
then, shutting his door, he fell to smoking, thinking, and writing for several hours.
At a small coal-shed (just one of those black bins
still to be seen at the south-west end) in Fetter
Lane, Dr. Johnson's friend, Levett, the poor apothecary, met a woman of bad character, who duped
him into marriage. The whole story, Dr. Johnson
used to say, was as marvellous as any page of "The
Arabian Nights." Lord Macaulay, in his highly-coloured and somewhat exaggerated way, calls
Levett "an old quack doctor, who bled and dosed
coal-heavers and hackney-coachmen, and received
for fees crusts of bread, bits of bacon, glasses of
gin, and a little copper." Levett, however, was
neither a quack nor a doctor, but an honest man
and an apothecary, and the list of his patients is
entirely hypothetical. This simple-hearted, benevolent man was persuaded by the proprietress of
the coal-shed that she had been defrauded of her
birthright by her kinsman, a man of fortune. Levett,
then nearly sixty, married her; and four months
after, a writ was issued against him for debts contracted by his wife, and he had to lie close to
avoid the gaol. Not long afterwards his amiable
wife ran away from him, and, being taken up for
picking pockets, was tried at the Old Bailey,
where she defended herself, and was acquitted.
Dr. Johnson then, touched by Levett's misfortunes
and goodness, took him to his own home at Bolt
Court.
It was in a house on the east side of this lane,
looking into Fleur-de-Lys Court, that (in 1767)
Elizabeth Brownrigge, midwife to the St. Dunstan's
workhouse and wife of a house-painter, cruelly illused her two female apprentices. Mary Jones, one
of these unfortunate children, after being often
beaten, ran back to the Foundling, from whence
she had been taken. On the remaining one, Mary
Mitchell, the wrath of the avaricious hag now fell
with redoubled severity. The poor creature was
perpetually being stripped and beaten, was frequently chained up at night nearly naked, was
scratched, and her tongue cut with scissors. It
was the constant practice of Mrs. Brownrigge to
fasten the girl's hands to a rope slung from a beam
in the kitchen, after which this old wretch beat
her four or five times in the same day with a broom
or a whip. The moanings and groans of the dying
child, whose wounds were mortifying from neglect,
aroused the pity of a baker opposite, who sent the
overseers of the parish to see the child, who was
found hid in a buffet cupboard. She was taken
to St. Bartholomew's Hospital, and soon died.
Brownrigge was at once arrested; but Mrs. Brownrigge and her son, disguising themselves in Rag
Fair, fled to Wandsworth, and there took lodgings
in a chandler's shop, where they were arrested.
The woman was tried at the Old Bailey sessions,
and found guilty of murder. Mr. Silas Told, an
excellent Methodist preacher, who attended her in
the condemned cell, has left a curious, simplehearted account of her behaviour and of what he
considered her repentance. She talked a great deal
of religion, and stood much on the goodness of her
past life. The mob raged terribly as she passed
through the streets on her way to Tyburn.
The women especially screamed, "Tear off her
hat; let us see her face! The devil will fetch
her!" and threw stones and mud, pitiless in their
hatred. After execution her corpse was thrust into
a hackney-coach and driven to Surgeons' Hall for
dissection; the skeleton is still preserved in a
London collection. The cruel hag's husband and
son were sentenced to six months' imprisonment.
A curious old drawing is still extant, representing
Mrs. Brownrigge in the condemned cell. She
wears a large, broad-brimmed gipsy hat, tied under
her chin, and a cape; and her long, hard face wears
a horrible smirk of resigned hypocrisy. Canning,
in one of his bitter banters on Southey's republican
odes, writes,—
"For this act
Did Brownrigge swing. Harsh laws! But time shall come
When France shall' reign, and laws be all repealed."
In Castle Street (an offshoot of Fetter Lane), in
1709–10 (Queen Anne), at the house of his father,
a master tailor, was born a very small poet, Paul
Whitehead. This poor satirist and worthless man
became a Jacobite barrister and protégé of Bubb
Doddington and the Prince of Wales and his Leicester Fields Court. For libelling Whig noblemen,
in his poem called "Manners," Dodsley, Whitehead's publisher, was summoned by the Ministers,
who wished to intimidate Pope, before the House of
Lords. He appears to have been an atheist, and was
a member of the infamous Hell-Fire Club, that held
its obscene and blasphemous orgies at Medmenham
Abbey, in Buckinghamshire, the seat of Sir Francis
Dashwood, where every member assumed the
name of an Apostle. Later in life Whitehead was
bought off by the Ministry, and then settled down
at a villa on Twickenham Common, where Hogarth
used to visit him. If Whitehead is ever remembered, it will be only for that splash of vitriol that
Churchill threw in his face, when he wrote of the
turncoat,—
"May I—can worse disgrace on manhood fall?—
Be born a Whitehead and baptised a Paul."
It was this Whitehead, with Carey, the surgeon
of the Prince of Wales, who got up a mock procession, in ridicule of the Freemasons' annual cavalcade from Brooke Street to Haberdashers' Hall.
The ribald procession consisted of shoe-blacks and
chimney-sweeps, in carts drawn by asses, followed
by a mourning-coach with six horses, each of a different colour. The City authorities very properly
refused to let them pass through Temple Bar, but
they waited there and saluted the Masons. Hogarth
published a print of "The Scald Miserables," which
is coarse, and even dull. The Prince of Wales, with
more good sense than usual, dismissed Carey for
this offensive buffoonery. Whitehead bequeathed
his heart to Earl Despenser, who buried it in his
mausoleum with absurd ceremonial.
At Pemberton Row, formerly Three-Leg Alley,
Fetter Lane, lived that very indifferent poet but
admirable miniature-painter of Charles II.'s time,
Flatman. He was a briefless barrister of the
Inner Temple, and resided with his father till the
period of his death. Anthony Wood tells us that
having written a scurrilous ballad against marriage,
beginning,—
"Like a dog with a bottle tied close to his tail,
Like a Tory in a bog, or a thief in a jail,"
his comrades serenaded him with the song on his
wedding-night. Rochester wrote some vigorous
lines on Flatman, which are not unworthy even of
Dryden himself,—
"Not that slow drudge, in swift Pindaric strains,
Flatman, who Cowley imitates with pains,
And drives a jaded Muse, whipt with loose reins,"
We find Dr. Johnson quoting these lines with
approval, in a conversation in which he suggested
that Pope had partly borrowed his "Dying
Christian" from Flatman.
"The chapel of the United Brethren, or Moravians, 32, Fetter Lane," says Smith, in his "Streets of
London," "was the meeting-house of the celebrated
Thomas Bradbury. During the riots which occurred
on the trial of Dr. Sacheveral, this chapel was assaulted by the mob and dismantled, the preacher
himself escaping with some difficulty. The other
meeting-houses that suffered on this occasion were
those of Daniel Burgess, in New Court, Carey
Street; Mr. Earl's, in Hanover Street, Long Acre;
Mr. Taylor's, Leather Lane; Mr. Wright's, Great
Carter Lane; and Mr. Hamilton's, in St. John's
Square, Clerkenwell. With the benches and pulpits
of several of these, the mob, after conducting Dr.
Sacheveral in triumph to his lodgings in the
Temple, made a bonfire in the midst of Lincoln's
Inn Fields, around which they danced with shouts
of 'High Church and Sacheveral,' swearing, if they
found Daniel Burgess, that they would roast him in
his own pulpit in the midst of the pile."
This Moravian chapel was one of the original
eight conventicles where Divine worship was permitted. Baxter preached here in 1672, and Wesley
and Whitefield also struck great blows at the devil
in this pulpit, where Zinzendorf's followers afterwards prayed and sang their fervent hymns.
Count Zinzendorf, the poet, theologian, pastor,
missionary, and statesman, who first gave the
Moravian body a vital organisation, and who
preached in Fetter Lane to the most tolerant class
of all Protestants, was born in Dresden in 1700.
His ancestors, originally from Austria, had been
Crusaders and Counts of Zinzendorf. One of
the Zinzendorfs had been among the earliest converts to Lutheranism, and became a voluntary exile
for the faith. The count's father was one of the
Pietists, a sect protected by the first king of
Prussia, the father of Frederick the Great. The
founder of the Pietists laid special stress on the
doctrine of conversion by a sudden transformation
of the heart and will. It was a young Moravian
missionary to Georgia who first induced Wesley to
embrace the vital doctrine of justification by faith.
For a long time there was a close kinsmanship
maintained between Whitefield, the Wesleys, and
the Moravians; but eventually Wesley pronounced
Zinzendorf as vergingh on anti-Moravianism, and
Zinzendorf objected to Wesley's doctrine of sinless
perfection. In 1722 Zinzendorf gave an asylum to
two families of persecuted Moravian brothers, and
built houses for them on a spot he called Hernhut
("watched of the Lord"), a marshy tract in Saxony,
near the main road to Zittau. These simple and
pious men were Taborites, a section of the old
Hussites, who had renounced obedience to the
Pope and embraced the Vaudois doctrines. This
was the first formation of the Moravian sect.
"On January 24th, 1672–73," says Baxter, "I
began a Tuesday lecture at Mr. Turner's church, in
New Street, near Fetter Lane, with great convenience
and God's encouraging blessing; but I never took
a penny for it from any one." The chapel in which
Baxter officiated in Fetter Lane is that between
Nevil's Court and New Street, once occupied by
the Moravians. It appears to have existed, though
perhaps in a different form, before the Great Fire of
London. Turner, who was the first minister, was
a very active man during the plague. He was
ejected from Sunbury, in Middlesex, and continued
to preach in Fetter Lane till towards the end of
the reign of Charles II., when he removed to
Leather Lane. Baxter carried on the Tuesday
morning lecture till the 24th of August, 1682. The
Church which then met in it was under the care of
Mr. Lobb, whose predecessor had been Thankful
Owen, president of St. John's College, Oxford.
Ejected by the commissioners in 1660, he became a preacher in Fetter Lane. "He was," says
Calamy, "a man of genteel learning and an
excellent temper, admir'd for an uncommon fluency
and easiness and sweetness in all his composures.
After he was ejected he retired to London, where
he preached privately and was much respected.
He dy'd at his house in Hatton Garden, April 1,
1681. He was preparing for the press, and had
almost finished, a book entituled 'Imago Imaginis,'
the design of which was to show that Rome Papal
was an image of Rome Pagan."
At No. 96, Fetter Lane is an Independent Chapel,
whose first minister was Dr. Thomas Goodwin, 1660–1681—troublous times for Dissenters. Goodwin
had been a pastor in Holland and a favourite of
Cromwell. The Protector made him one of his commissioners for selecting preachers, and he was also
President of Magdalen College, Oxford. When
Cromwell became sick unto death, Goodwin boldly
prophesied his recovery, and when the great man
died, in spite of him, he is said to have exclaimed,
"Thou hast deceived us, and we are deceived;"
which is no doubt a Cavalier calumny. On the
Restoration, the Oxford men showed Goodwin the
door, and he retired to the seclusion of Fetter Lane.
He seems to have been a good scholar and an
eminent Calvinist divine, and he left on Puritan
shelves five ponderous folio volumes of his works.
The present chapel, says Mr. Noble, dates from
1732, and the pastor is the Rev. John Spurgeon,
the father of the eloquent Baptist preacher, the
Rev. C. H. Spurgeon.
The disgraceful disorder of the national records
had long been a subject of regret among English
antiquaries. There was no certainty of finding
any required document among such a mass of
ill-stored, dusty, unclassified bundles and rolls—many of them never opened since the day King
John sullenly signed Magna Charta. We are a
great conservative people, and abuses take a long
time ripening before they seem to us fit for removal, so it happened that this evil went on
several centuries before it roused the attention of
Parliament, and then it was talked over and over,
till in 1850 something was at last done. It was
resolved to build a special storehouse for national
records, where the various collections might be
united under one roof, and there be arranged and
classified by learned men. The first stone of a
magnificent Gothic building was therefore laid
by Lord Romilly on 24th May, 1851, and slowly
and surely, in the Anglo-Saxon manner, the walls
grew till, in the summer of 1866, all the new
Search Offices were formally opened, to the great
convenience of all students of records. The architect, Sir James Pennethorne, has produced a stately
building, useful for its purpose, but not very remarkable for picturesque light and shade, and tame,
as all imitations of bygone ages, adapted for bygone
uses, must ever be. The number of records stored
within this building can only be reckoned by
"hundreds of millions." These are Sir Thomas
Duffus Hardy's own words. There, in cramped
bundles and rolls, dusty as papyri, lie charters and
official notices that once made mailed knights
tremble and proud priests shake in their sandals.
Now—the magic gone, the words powerless—they
lie in their several binns in strange companionship.
Many years will elapse before all these records of
State and Government documents can be classified; but the small staff is industrious, Sir Thomas
Hardy is working, and in time the Augean stable
of crabbed writings will be cleansed and ranged in
order. The useful and accurate calendars of
Everett Green, John Bruce, &c., are books of
reference invaluable to historical students; and
the old chronicles published by order of Lord
Romilly, so long Master of the Rolls and Keeper
of the Records, are most useful mines for the
Froudes and Freemans of the future. In time it
is hoped that all the episcopal records of England
will be gathered together in this great treasurehouse, and that many of our English noblemen
will imitate the patriotic generosity of Lord
Shaftesbury, in contributing their family papers to
the same Gaza in Fetter Lane. Under the concentrated gaze of learned eyes, family papers (valueless
and almost unintelligible to their original possessors), often reveal very curious and important facts.
Mere lumber in the manor-house, fit only for the
butterman, sometimes turns to leaves of gold
when submitted to such microscopic analysis.
It was such a gift that led to the discovery of the
Locke papers among the records of the nobleman
above mentioned. The pleasant rooms of the
Record Office are open to all applicants; nor is
any reference or troublesome preliminary form
required from those wishing to consult Court
rolls or State papers over twenty years old.
Among other priceless treasures the Record Office
contains the original, uninjured, Domesday Book,
compiled by order of William, the conqueror of
England. It is written in a beautiful clerkly hand
in close fine character, and is in a perfect state of
preservation. It is in two volumes, the covers of
which are cut with due economy from the same
skin of parchment. Bound in massive board
covers, and kept with religious care under glass
cases, the precious volumes seem indeed likely to
last to the very break of doom. It is curious to
remark that London only occupies some three or
four pages. There is also preserved the original
Papal Bull sent to Henry VIII., with a golden
seal attached to it, the work of Benvenuto Cellini.
The same collection contains the celebrated Treaty
of the Field of the Cloth of Gold, the initial portrait of Francis I. being beautifully illuminated and
the vellum volume adorned by an exquisite gold
seal, in the finest relievo, also by Benvenuto Cellini.
The figures in this seal are so perfect in their finish,
that even the knee-cap of one of the nymphs is
shaped with the strictest anatomical accuracy. The
visitor should also see the interesting Inventory
Books relating to the foundation of Henry VII.'s
chapel.
The national records were formerly bundled up
any how in the Rolls Chapel, the White Tower,
the Chapter House, Westminster Abbey, Carlton
Ride in St. James's Park, the State Paper Office,
and the Prerogative Will Office. No one knew
where anything was. They were unnoticed—mere
dusty lumber, in fact—useless to men or printers'
devils. Hot-headed Hugh Peters, during the
Commonwealth, had, in his hatred of royalty,
proposed to make one great heap of them and
burn them up in Smithfield. In that way he hoped
to clear the ground of many mischievous traditions.
This desperate act of Communism that tough-headed old lawyer, Prynne, opposed tooth and nail.
In 1656 he wrote a pamphlet, which he called
"A Short Demurrer against Cromwell's Project
of Recalling the Jews from their Banishment," and
in this work he very nobly epitomizes the value of
these treasures; indeed, there could not be found
a more lucid syllabus of the contents of the present
Record Office than Prynne has there set forth.

HOUSE SAID TO HAVE BEEN OCCUPIED BY DRYDEN IN FETTER LANE (see page 102).
Dryden and Otway were contemporaries, and
lived, it is said, for some time opposite to each other
in Fetter Lane. One morning the latter happened
to call upon his brother bard about breakfasttime, but was told by the servant that his master
was gone to breakfast with the Earl of Pembroke.
"Very well," said Otway, "tell your master that I
will call to-morrow morning." Accordingly he
called about the same hour. "Well, is your master
at home now ?" "No, sir; he is just gone to
breakfast with the Duke of Buckingham." "The
d—he is," said Otway, and, actuated either by
envy, pride, or disappointment, in a kind of involuntary manner, he took up a piece of chalk which
lay on a table which stood upon the landing-place,
near Dryden's chamber, and wrote over the door,—
"Here lives Dryden, a poet and a wit."
The next morning, at breakfast, Dryden recognised
the handwriting, and told the servant to go to
Otway and desire his company to breakfast with
him. In the meantime, to Otway's line of
"Here lives Dryden, a poet and a wit,"
he added,—
"This was written by Otway, opposite.
When Otway arrived he saw that his line was
linked with a rhyme, and being a man of rather
petulant disposition, he took it in dudgeon, and,
turning upon his heel, told Dryden "that he was
welcome to keep his wit and his breakfast to
himself."

A MEETING OF THE ROYAL SOCIETY IN CRANE COURT (see p. 106).
A curious old book, a vade mecum for malt worms,
temp. George I., thus immortalises the patriotism
of a tavern-keeper in Fetter Lane:—
"Though there are some who, with invidious look,
Have styl'd this bird more like a Russian duck
Than what he stands depicted for on sign,
He proves he well has croaked for prey within,
From massy tankards, formed of silver plate,
That walk throughout this noted house in state,
Ever since Englesfield, in Anna's reign,
To compliment each fortunate campaign,
Made one be hammered out for ev'ry lown was ta'en."