CHAPTER III.
UPPER THAMES STREET.
Noblemen's Mansions in Thames Street—Clarence's House—Queen's Pin Money—The old Legend of Queen Eleanor—The "Three Cranes" in
the Vintry—Cromwell's Widow—Chaucer's Patron—Vintners' Hall—Old Wines—Wine Patentees—The Vintners' Swans—The Duke of
Buckingham's House on College Hill—Dryden's Zimri—George Villiers—The Mercers' School, College Hill—St. Michael's Church—Cleveland the Poet.
Among the great mansions and noblemen's palaces
that once abounded in this narrow river-side street,
we must first of all touch at Cold Harbour, the
residence of many great merchants and princes of
old time. It is first mentioned, as Stow tells us,
in the 13th of Edward II., when Sir John Abel,
Knight, let it to Henry Stow, a draper. It was
then called Cold Harbrough, in the parish of All
Saints ad Fœnum (All Hallows in the Hay), so
named from an adjoining hay-wharf. Bequeathed
to the Bigots, it was sold by them, in the reign of
Edward III., to the well-known London merchant,
Sir John Poultney, Draper, four times Mayor of
London, and was then called Poultney's Inn. Sir
John gave or let it to Humphrey de Bohun, Earl
of Hereford and Essex, for one rose at Midsummer,
to be given to him and his heirs for all services.
In 1397 Richard II. dined there, with his halfbrother John Holland, Earl of Huntingdon, who
then lodged in Poultney's Inn, still accounted, as
Stow says, "a right fair and stately house." The
next year, Edmund, Earl of Cambridge, lodged
in it. It still retained its old name in 1410, when
Henry IV. granted the house to Prince Hal for the
term of his life, starting the young reveller fairly by
giving him a generous order on the collector of the
customs for twenty casks and one pipe of red
Gascony wine, free of duty. In 1472 the river-side
mansion belonged to Henry Holland, Duke of
Exeter. This duke was the unfortunate Lancastrian
(great-grandson of John of Ghent) who, being
severely wounded in the battle of Barnet, was conveyed by one of his faithful servants to the Sanctuary at Westminster. He remained in the custody
of Edward IV., with the weekly dole of half a
mark. The duke hoped to have obtained a pardon
from the York party through the influence of his
wife, Ann, who was the king's eldest sister. But
flight and suffering had made both factions remorseless. This faithless wife obtaining a divorce,
married Sir Thomas St. Leger; and not long after,
the duke's dead body was found floating in the
sea between Dover and Calais. He had either
been murdered or drowned in trying to escape
from England. Thus the Duke of Exeter's Inn
suffered from the victory of Edward, as his neighbour's, the great Earl of Worcester, had paid the
penalties of Henry's temporary restoration in 1470.
Richard III., grateful to the Heralds for standing
up for his strong-handed usurpation, gave Cold
Harbour to the Heralds, who, however, were afterwards turned out by Cuthbert Tunstal, Bishop of
Durham, whom Henry VIII. had forced out of
Durham House in the Strand. In the reign of
Edward VI., just before the death of that boy of
promise, the ambitious Earl of Northumberland,
wishing to win the chief nobles to his side, gave
Cold Harbour to Francis, the fifth Earl of Shrewsbury, and its name was then changed to Shrewsbury
House (1553), six days before the young king's
death. The next earl (guardian for fifteen years of
Mary Queen of Scots) took the house down, and
built in its place a number of small tenements, and
it then became the haunt of poverty, as we see by
the following extracts from old writers:—
"Or thence thy starved brother live and die,
Within the Cold Coal-harbour sanctuary."
Bishop Hall's "Satires," b. v., s. I.
"Morose. Your knighthood itself shall come on its knees,
and it shall be rejected; . . . or it (knighthood) shall
do worse—take sanctuary in Cole-Harbour, and fast."—Ben
Jonson, "The Silent Woman," act ii., sc. I.
"Old Harding. And though the beggar's brat—his wife, I
mean—
Should, for the want of lodging, sleep on stalls,
Or lodge in stocks or cages, would your charities
Take her to better harbour?
"John. Unless to Cold Harbour, where, of twenty chimneys standing, you shall scarce, in a whole winter, see two
smoking. We harbour her? Bridewell shall first."—Heywood and Rowley, "Fortune by Land and Sea," 410, 1655.

NONSUCH HOUSE. (see page 15.)
On the east side of Dowgate, near the church of
St. Mary Bothaw, formerly stood a celebrated old
house frequently mentioned by Stow and the old
chroniclers, and called, we know not why, the
Erber. Edward III. is known to have given it to
one of the Scropes. The last Scrope, in the reign
of Henry IV., gave it to his brother, Ralph Neville,
Earl of Westmoreland, who married Joan, daughter
of the Duke of Lancaster. This earl was the son
of John, Lord Neville of Raby, the knightly companion of Edward III., and who had shared with his
chivalrous monarch the glory won in France. From
the earl it descended to the king-making Earl of
Warwick, that great warrior, who looms like a
giant through the red battle-fields of the Wars of
the Roses, who lodged his father, the Earl of
Salisbury, and 500 men here in the congress of
1458, when there was a pretended reconciliation of
the Houses of York and Lancaster, to be followed
in two years by the battle of Northampton and the
deposition of the weak king. The great earl himself lived in Warwick Lane, Newgate Street. After
the death of this maker and unmaker of kings,
the house passed to the "false, fleeting, perjured
Clarence," who had fought on both sides, and,
luckily for himself, at last on the victorious side.
Clarence obtained, after the battle of Barnet, a
grant of the house in right of his wife, Isabel,
daughter of Warwick. After Clarence's murder
in the Tower, his younger brother, Richard of
Gloucester—the Crookback and monster usurper of
Shakespeare—occupied the Thames Street house,
repaired it, and called it "the King's Palace."
Ralph Darnel, a yeoman of the Crown, kept the
building for King Richard till that hot day at
Bosworth Field rendered such matters indifferent
to him; and Henry VII. then gave it back to
Edward, son of the Duke of Clarence, who kept it
till his attainder in 1500. It was rebuilt in 1584
by Sir Thomas Pullison (a Draper, ancestor of the
Stanleys), Lord Mayor of London, and was afterwards honoured by being the residence of that great
sea-king, Sir Francis Drake, who must have found
it convenient for dropping down to Greenwich.
Mr. Jesse, in writing of the Neville family, dwells
with much pathos on the fate of the family that
once held the Erber. "When the granddaughter
of John of Gaunt," he says, "sat in her domestic
circle, watching complacently the childish sports
and listening to the joyous laughter of her young
progeny, how little could she have anticipated the
strange fate which awaited them ! Her husband
perished on the bloody field of Wakefield; her
first-born, afterwards Edward IV., followed in the
ambitious footsteps of his father, and waded through
bloodshed to a throne; her second son, Edmund,
Earl of Rutland, perished at the battle of Wakefield;
her third son, 'false, fleeting, perjured Clarence,'
died in the dungeons of the Tower; and her
youngest son, Richard, succeeded to a throne and
a bloody death. The career of her daughters was
also remarkable. Ann, her eldest daughter, married
Henry Holland, Duke of Exeter, whose splendid
fortunes and mysterious fate are so well known.
Elizabeth, the second daughter, became the wife of
John de la Pole, Duke of Suffolk, and lived to see
her son, the second duke, decapitated on Tower
Hill for his attachment to the House of York.
Lastly, her third daughter, Margaret, married
Charles, Duke of Burgundy. This lady's persevering hostility to Henry VII., and open support
of the claims of Perkin Warbeck, believing him to
be the last male heir of the House of Plantagenet,
have rendered her name conspicuous in history."

THE "THREE CRANES," THAMES STREET. (See page 20.)
Queenhithe—or Queenhive, as it was corruptly
called by the Elizabethan dramatists—was originally, according to Stow, called "Edred's Hythe,"
or bank, from some Saxon owner of that part of
Thames Street. It was royal property as early as
the reign of King Stephen, who bestowed it upon
William de Ypres, who left it to the convent of the
Holy Trinity within Aldgate. King John is said
to have given it to his mother, Eleanor, queen of
Henry II. If two vessels came up the river together, one had to discharge at Billingsgate and
one at Queenhithe; if three, two went to Queenhithe and one to Billingsgate. The tolls were, in
fact, the Queen of England's pin-money. Vessels
which brought corn from the Cinque Ports usually
discharged their cargoes here. At the end of the
fifteenth century, however, Fabian says the harbour
dues at Queenhithe were worth only £15 a year.
A century later (Stow's time) it was quite forsaken.
In the curious old ballad quoted with such naiveté
in Peele's chronicle-play of Edward I., Queen
Eleanor (Eleanor of Castile, wife of Edward I.),
having taken a false oath, sinks into the ground
at Charing Cross and rises again at Queenhithe.
The ballad-writer makes her say:—
"If that upon so vile a thing
Her heart did ever think,
She wished the ground might open wide,
And therein she might sink.
"With that at Charing Cross she sunk
Into the ground alive,
And after rose to life again
In London at Queenhithe."
It was at Queenhithe that the rash Essex, the
favourite of Elizabeth, took boat after the affray in
the City, when he was beginning to be hemmed in,
and he rowed back from here to Essex House in
the Strand, where he was soon after besieged. He
might as well, poor fellow! have pulled straight to
the Tower, and ordered the block to be got ready.
St. Nicholas Olave's stood on the west side of
Bread Street Hill, in the ward of Queenhithe.
That it is of great antiquity is evident by Gilbert
Foliot, Bishop of London, having given the same
to the Dean and Chapter of St. Paul's about the
year 1172; and its name is supposed to be derived
from Olave, or Olaus, King of Norway. The
church sharing the common fate in the flames of
1666, was not rebuilt, and the parish was annexed
to the church of St. Nicholas Cole Abbey. The
following epitaph relating to Blitheman, organist of
the Queen's Chapel, and buried in St. Nicholas,
has been preserved:—
"Here Blitheman lies, a worthy wight,
Who feared God above;
A friend to all, a foe to none,
Whom rich and poore did love.
Of Prince's Chapel, gentleman,
Unto his dying day,
Whom all tooke great delight to heare
Him on the organs play;
Whose passing skill in musicke's art
A scholar left behind,
John Bull (by name), his master's veine
Expressing in each kind.
But nothing here continues long,
Nor resting-place can have:
His soul departed hence to heaven,
His body here in grave.
"He died on Whitsunday, Anno Domini 1591."
The "Three Cranes" was formerly a favourite
London sign. Instead of the three cranes which
in the Vintry used to lift the barrels of wine, three
birds were represented. The "Three Cranes"
in Thames Street was a famous tavern as early as
the reign of James I. It was one of the taverns
frequented by the wits in Ben Jonson's time. In
one of his plays he says:—
"A pox o' these pretenders to wit! your 'Three Cranes,'
'Mitre,' and 'Mermaid' men! Not a corn of true salt, not
a grain of right mustard amongst them all."—Bartholomew
Fair, act i., sc. I.
And in another of his plays we have:—
"Iniquity. Nay, boy, I will bring thee to the sluts and
the roysters,
At Billingsgate, feasting with claret-wine and oysters;
From thence shoot the bridge, child, to the 'Cranes,' in the
Vintry,
And see there the gimblets how they make their entry.'
Ben Jonson, "The Devil is an Ass," act i., sc. I.
On the 23rd of January, 1661–2, Pepys suffered
a bitter mortification of the flesh in having to
dine at this tavern with some poor relations. The
sufferings of the snobbish secretary must have been
intense:—"By invitacion to my uncle Fenner's,
where I found his new wife, a pitiful, old, ugly, illbred woman in a hatt, a midwife. Here were many
of his, and as many of her relations, sorry, mean
people; and after choosing our gloves we all went
over to the 'Three Crane' Taverne, and (though
the best room of the house), in such a narrow dogghole we were crammed (and I believe we were near
forty), that it made me loath my company and
victuals, and a sorry poor dinner it was too."
The Mercurius Politicus of May 14th, 1660,
says: "Information was given to the Council of
State that several of His Majesty's goods were kept
at a fruiterer's warehouse near the 'Three Cranes,'
in Thames Street, for the use of Mistress Elizabeth
Cromwell, wife to Oliver Cromwell, sometime called
Protector; and the Council ordered that persons be
appointed to view them, and seventeen cart-loads of
rich house stuff was taken from thence and brought
to Whitehall, from whence they were stolen."
"New Queen Street," says Strype, "commonly
called the 'Three Cranes,' in the Vintry, a good
open street, especially that part next Cheapside,
which is best built and inhabited. . . . At the low
end of the street, next the Thames, is a pair of
stairs, the usual place for the Lord Mayor and aldermen to take water at, to go to Westminster Hall, for
the new Lord Mayor to be sworn before the Barons
of the Exchequer. This place, with the 'Three
Cranes,' is now of some account for the costermongers, where they have their warehouses for their
fruit."
The church of St. Martin in the Vintry was sometimes, according to Stow, called by the name of St.
Martin de Beremand. This church, destroyed in
the Great Fire, was not rebuilt. A curious epitaph
in it related to Robert Dalusse, barber in the reign
of Edward IV.:—
"As flowers in the field thus passeth life,
Naked, then clothed, feeble in the end;
It sheweth by Robert Dalusse, and Alison, his wife,
Christ them save from power of the Fiend."
A little to the west of Vintner's Hall once
stood a most celebrated house, in Lower Thames
Street, the residence of that learned nobleman,
John Tiptoft, Earl of Worcester, and Lord High
Treasurer of England (Edward IV.), but more
distinguished to later generations as the generous
patron of Caxton, our first great printer.
In the dedication of his "Cicero," Caxton says
of the earl: "I mean the right virtuous and noble
earl, the Earl of Worcester, which late piteously
lost his life, whose soul I recommend unto your
special prayers; and also in his time made many
other virtuous works, which I have heard of. O
good blessed Lord God, what great loss was it of
that noble, virtuous, and well-disposed lord! when
I remember and advertise his life, his science, and
his virtue, me thinketh God displeased over the
great loss of such a man, considering his estate
and cunning; and also the exercise of the same,
with the great labours of going on pilgrimage unto
Jerusalem; visiting there the holy places that our
blessed Lord Jesu Christ hallowed with his blessed
presence; and shedding there his precious blood
for our redemption, and from thence ascended
unto his Father in heaven; and what worship had
he at Rome in the presence of our Holy Father the
Pope. And so in all other places unto his death,
at which death every man that was there might
learn to die and take his death patiently, wherein
I hope, and doubt not, but that God received his
soul into his everlasting bliss."
"The Earl of Worcester, while he resided in
Italy, was a great collector of books. 'The Earl
of Worcester,' says Laurentius Carbo, 'captivated
by the charms of the Muses, hath remained three
years in Italy, and now resides at Padua, for the
sake of study, and detained by the civilities of the
Venetians, who, being exceedingly fond of books,
hath plundered, if I may so speak, our Italian
libraries to enrich England.' After his return home
the earl made a present of books to the University
Library of Oxford, which had cost him 500 marks—a great sum in those times," &c. But this prosperity was not of long duration. A new revolution
took place. Edward IV. was obliged to abandon
his kingdom with great precipitation to save his
life. The Earl of Worcester was not so fortunate
as to escape; but, after he had concealed himself
a few days, he was discovered on a high tree in
the forest of Waybrig, conducted to London, condemned at Westminster, and beheaded on Tower
Hill, October 15, 1470. He was accused of cruelty
in the government of Ireland; but his greatest
crime, and that for which he suffered, was his steady
loyalty to his rightful sovereign and generous benefactor, Edward IV. "The axe," says Fuller, in
his usually pithy way, "then did, at one blow, cut
off more learning than was in the heads of all the
surviving nobility." While the earl resided at Padua,
which was about three years, during the heat of
the civil wars in England, he visited Rome, and
delivered an oration before Pope Pius II. (Æneas
Silvius) and his cardinals, which drew tears of joy
from His Holiness, and made him say aloud,
"Behold the only prince of our times who, for
virtue and eloquence, may be compared to the
most excellent emperors of Greece and Rome;"
and yet so barbarous was the age, that this same
learned man impaled forty Lancastrian prisoners at
Southampton, put to death the infant children of
the Irish chief Desmond, and acquired the nickname of "the Butcher of England."
Vintners' Hall—one of the most interesting
buildings now existing in Thames Street, once so
much inhabited by the rich and noble—stands on
the river-side not far from Queenhithe.
According to worthy Stow, the Vintry, up till
the 28th of Edward I., was the special spot where
the Bordeaux merchants unloaded their lighters
and sold their wines. Sir John Stodie, Vintner,
gave the ground, in 1357 (Edward III.), to the
Vintners, with all the neighbouring tenements, and
there the Vintners built a fair hall, and thirteen
almshouses for thirteen poor people.
The contentions between the citizens of London
and the Gascon wine merchants, in the reign of
Edward I., it has been remarked, would lead us to
infer that the Vintners had long before that time
acted as a fraternity, though not formally incorporated till the reign of Henry VI. Edward I.
granted them Botolph Wharf, near Billingsgate, in
the mayoralty of Henry de Valois, on their paying
a silver penny annually at the feast of the Nativity
of St. John the Baptist. Towards the French wars
they contributed £23 6s. 8d., a greater sum than
that given by the majority of the companies; and
in 50 Edward III. they sent six members to the
Common Council, which showed their wealth and
importance.
The Saxons seem to have had vineyards. In
the Norman times there was a vineyard in the
Tower precincts. It is supposed this uncomfortable home-made wine was discarded when Gascony
fell into our hands. Some writers who disbelieve
in English wines declare that the Saxons used the
English word "vineyard" for "orchard," and that
wine was, after all, cider. Certain, however, it is that
at Bath and other old towns there are old streets
still called the Vineyard. The traffic in Bordeaux
wines is said to have commenced about 1154, when
Henry II. married Eleanor of Aquitaine.
"The Normans," says Herbert, "were the great
carriers, and Guienne the place from whence most
of our wines came." The wines enumerated are
Muscadell, a rich wine; Malmsey, Rhenish; Dale
wine, a sort of Rhenish; Stum, strong new wine;
Gascony wine; Alicant, a Spanish wine, made of
mulberries; Canary wine, or sweet sack (the grape
of which was brought from the Canaries); Sherry,
the original sack, not sweet; Rumney, a sort of
Spanish wine. Sack was a term loosely applied at
first to all white wines. It was probably those
species of wines that Fitzstephens, in the reign of
Henry II., mentions to have been sold in the ships,
and in wine-cellars near the public places of cookery
on the Thames' bank.
There were four Vintner mayors in the reign of
Edward III., and yet, says Stow, gravely, "Gascoyne
wines were then sold at London not above 4d.,
nor Rhenish wine above 6d. the gallon." In this
reign John Peeche, a fishmonger, was imprisoned
and fined for having obtained a monopoly for the
sale of sweet wines; and in the 6th of Henry VI.,
John Rainewell, Mayor of London, finding that the
Lombard wine merchants adulterated their sweet
wines, he, in his wrath, ordered 150 vessels to be
staved in, "so that the liquor, running forth,
passed through the cittie like a stream of rainwater in the sight of all the people, from whence
there issued a most loathsome savour."
In 2 Henry VI. there was a petition to Parliament praying that the wine-casks from Gascony—tonnes, pipes and hogsheads—should be of full
and true measure; and in 10 Henry VI. there was
another petition against the adulteration of Gascon
and Guienne wines, in which the writer says, "wines
that formerly had been fine and fair were drinking
for four or five lives."
The charter confirmed by Henry VI. forbids
any but such as are enfranchised by the craft of
Vintners to trade in wines from Gascony; and
Gascoigners were forbidden to sell wine except in
the tun or pipe. The right of search in taverns and
the regulation of prices was given to four members
of the Company, annually chosen. It also permitted
merchant Vintners to buy cloth, and the merchants
of Gascoigne to purchase dried fish in Cornwall and
Devon, also herrings and cloth, in what other parts
of the kingdom they please. All wines coming
to London were to be unloaded above London
Bridge, at the Vintry, so that the king's bottlers
and gaugers might there take custom.
Charles I., always arbitrary and greedy, seems
to have extorted 40s. a tun from the Vintners, and
in return prohibited the wine coopers from exporting wines. Licences for retailing wine were
at this time granted by the Vintners' Company for
the king's benefit. He also forbade the sale of
wines in bottles instead of measures.
The Vintners have six charters—Edward III.,
Henry VI. (two), Mary, Elizabeth, and their acting
charter, 9 James I. The Vintners' arms, granted by
Henry VI., are sable, a chevron cetu, three tuns
argent, with a Bacchus and loving-cup for the crest.
Patents received their death-blow from the Parliament in 1641, when two patentees, Alderman
Abell and Richard Kilvert, were severely fined
for having obtained from Charles I. an exclusive
patent for wine. The Perfect Diurnall of 5th
February, 1641, thus notices the transaction:—"A
bill was brought into the House of Commons concerning the wine business, by which it appeared
that Alderman Abell and Mr. Kilvert had in their
hands, which they deceived the King of, £57,000
upon the wine licence; the Vintners of London,
£66,000; the wine merchants of Bristol, £1,051;
all of which moneys were ordered to be immediately raised on their lands and estates, and to be
employed to the public use."
A very scarce and satirical contemporaneous
tract on the subject (says Herbert) gives, in a supposed dialogue between the two parties, a ludicrous
exposure of this business of patent hunting. Abell
and Kilvert, who in the tract are called "the two
maine projectors for wine," accidentally meet, and
the latter claiming acquaintance with the alderman,
as one at whose house he had often been a guest,
"when he kept the 'Ship' tavern behind Old Fish
Street," Abell answers that he did indeed get a
good estate there by retailing wines, but chiefly
through finding hidden treasure in digging a vault
near his cellar, or, as he terms it, "the cardinal's
cellar," and without which, he adds, "I had never
came to wear this gold chaine, with my thumbes
under my girdle." Kilvert's proposal contains a fine
piece of satire on the mode in which such patents
were first obtained:—
"Kilv. Marry, thus: We must first pretend, both in the
merchant and vintner, some gross abuses, and these no
meane ones either. And that the merchant shall pay to the
king forty shillings for every tun ere he shall vent it to the
vintner; in lieu of which, that the vintner may be no looser,
he shall rayse the price also of his wines—upon all French
wines a penny in the quart, upon all Spanish wines two-pence
the quart: it is no matter how the subject suffers, so we get
and gaine by it. Now to cover this our craft (I will not say
coinage), because all things of the like nature carry a pretence
for the king's profit, so we will allow him a competent proportion of forty thousand pounds per annum; when, the power
of the patent being punctually executed, will yield double at
least, if not treble that sume, and returne it into the coffers
of the undertakers.
"Abell. Mr. Kilvert, I honour thee before all the feasts in
our hall. Nay, we are free Vintners and brothers of the
guild, and are for the most part true Trojans, and know
where to find the best butts of wine in the cellar, and will
pierce them for thee; it shall be pure wine from the grape, not
mixt and compounded, but real and brisk. You thinke there
are no brewers but such as brew ale and beere; I tell you
we do brew and cunger in our sellers, as much as any brewer
of their ale. Yea, and without fire too; but so much for
that. Methinkes I see myselfe in Cheapside, upon an horse
richly caparisoned, and my two shrieves to attend me; and
methinkes thee in thy caroch, drawn by four horses, when I
shall call to thee and say, 'Friend Kilvert, give me thy
hand.'
"Kilv. To which I shall answer, 'God bless your honour,
my good Lord Maior !'"
The song we annex occurs at the end of the
only printed pageant of the Vintners, and was sung
in the hall. No subsequent City pageant was ever
publicly performed since; that written for 1708 was
not exhibited, owing to the death of Prince George
of Denmark the day before. For that pageant no
songs were written, so that this is the last song of
the last City poet at the last City pageant, and a
better specimen than usual of his powers:—
"Come, come, let us drink the Vintners' good health;
'Tis the cask, not the coffer, that holds the true wealth;
If to founders of blessings we pyramids raise,
The bowl, next the sceptre, deserves the best praise.
Then, next to the Queen, let the Vintners' fame shine;
She gives us good laws, and they fill us good wine.
"Columbus and Cortez their sails they unfurl'd,
To discover the mines of an Indian world,
To find beds of gold so far they could roam;
Fools ! fools ! when the wealth of the world lay at home.
The grape, the true treasure, much nearer it grew:
One Isle of Canary's worth all the Peru.
"Let misers in garrets lay up their gay store,
And keep their rich bags to live wretchedly poor;
'Tis the cellar alone with true fame is renown'd:
Her treasure's diffusive, and cheers all around.
The gold and the gem's but the eye's gaudy toy,
But the Vintners' rich juice gives health, life, and joy."
Many of the documents of the Company kept
at the first hall are supposed to have been lost in
the Fire of London, which is said to be the reason
why some of the almshouse and other donations
cannot be satisfactorily accounted for.
The New View of London (1708) describes
Vintners' Hall to be "situated on the south side
of Thames Street, near Queen Street," and to be
"well built of brick, and large and commodious.
The room," it adds, "called the Hall is paved with
marble, and the walls richly wainscoted with right
wainscot, enriched with fruit leaves, &c., finely
carved, as is more especially the noble screen at
the east end, where the aperture into the Hall is
adorned with columns, their entablature and pitched
pediment; and on acrosters are placed the figures
of Bacchus between several Fames, and these
between two panthers; and there are other carved
figures, as St. Martin, their patron, and the cripple,
and pilasters; there are also other embellishments
of several coats of arms, &c."
Two of the London Companies—the Dyers' and
the Vintners' Companies—are, with the Crown, the
principal owners of swans in the Thames. These
two companies have long enjoyed the privilege of
keeping swans on the river, from the Metropolis
to a considerable distance above Windsor. "The
swans in the Thames," says Mr. Kempe, "are
much less numerous than they used to be. In
August, 1841, the following number of old and
young swans belonged to Her Majesty and the two
civic companies:—
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Old Swans. |
Cygnets. |
Total. |
| The Queen |
185 |
47 |
232 |
| The Vintners' Company |
79 |
21 |
100 |
| The Dyers' Company |
91 |
14 |
105 |
|
355 |
82 |
437 |
At one period, however, the Vintners' Company
alone possessed 500 birds.
"On the first Monday in August in every year,
the swan-markers of the Crown and the two City
companies go up the Thames for the purpose of
inspecting and taking an account of the swans
belonging to their respective employers, and
marking the young birds. They proceed to the
different parts of the river frequented by the swans
for breeding, and other places where these birds are
kept. They pay half-a-crown for each young bird
to the fishermen who have made nests for the old
birds, and two shillings per week to any person who
during the winter has taken care of the swans by
sheltering them in ponds, or otherwise protecting
them from the severity of the weather. When, as
it sometimes happens, the cob bird (male) of one
owner mates with a pen bird (female) belonging
to another, the brood are divided between the
owners of the parent birds, the odd cygnet (except
in Buckinghamshire) being allotted to the owner of
the cob.
"The marks are made upon the upper mandible
with a knife or other sharp instrument. The forms
and devices greatly differ. Thus, the swan-mark
of Eton College, which has the privilege of keeping
swans on the Thames, is the armed point and
feathered end of an arrow, and is represented by
nail-heads on the door of one of the inner rooms of
the college. The Dyers' and Vintners' marks date
from the reign of Elizabeth, and anciently consisted
of circles or amulets on the beak; but the cutting
of these being considered to, inflict more severe
pain on the birds than straight lines, the rings are
now omitted, and the lines are doubled. The two
nicks are probably intended for two half-lozenges,
or a demi-lozengsee on each side. The V is perhaps
a chevron reversed, the arms of the Company being
sable, a chevron between three tuns argent; for
the true chevron could scarcely be cut on the beak
of the bird without each lateral branch crossing its
elongated and tender nostril; and this, from a
feeling of humanity, the marker would be disposed
to avoid. That many of these swan-marks, besides
being heraldic, have the adaptation of the initial
letter of the word 'Vintner,' and form also the
Roman numeral V, is supported by a custom at the
feasts of the Vintners' Company, where one of the
regular stand-up toasts of the day is, 'The Worshipful Company of Vintners with Five.' The
royal swan-mark has been unchanged since the
commencement of the reign of George III."
On College Hill, while intriguing with the City,
lived Dryden's "Zimri," the second Duke of Buckingham. In a pasquinade, preserved in the State
Poems, entitled the "D. of B's. (Duke of Buckingham's) Litany," occur the following lines:—

COLD HARBOUR. (See page 17.)
"From damning whatever we don't understand,
From purchasing at Dowgate and selling in the Strand,
From calling streets by our name when we've sold the land,
Libera nos, Domine.
"From borrowing our own house to feast scholars ill,
And then be un-chancellored against our will,
Nought left of a College but College Hill,
Libera nos," &c.
Nor would our readers ever pardon us if we
omitted Dryden's immortal portrait of the mercurial
duke:—
"In the first rank of these did Zimri stand;
A man so various that he seemed to be
Not one, but all mankind's epitome;
Stiff in opinions, always in the wrong,
Was everything by starts and nothing long;
But, in the course of one revolving moon,
Was chemist, fiddler, statesman, and buffoon;
Then all for women, painting, rhyming, drinking,
Besides ten thousand freaks that died in thinking.
Blest madman, who could every hour employ,
With something new to wish, or to enjoy!
Railing and praising were his usual themes;
And both, to show his judgment, in extremes:
So over-violent, or over-civil,
That every man with him was God or devil.
In squandering wealth was his peculiar art;
Nothing went unrewarded but desert.
Beggar'd by fools, whom still he found too late,
He had his jest, and they had his estate.
He laughed himself from court; then sought relief
By forming parties, but could ne'er be chief;
For, spite of him, the weight of business fell
On Absalom and wise Achitophel."
Lord Clarendon, in his life of himself, indeed,
informs us that "the duke had many lodgings in
several quarters of the City; and though his Majesty
had frequent intelligence where he was, yet when
the serjeant-at-arms, and others, employed for his
apprehension, came where he was known to have
been but an hour before, he was gone from hence,
or so concealed that he could not be found."

TOWER STREET WARD. (From a Map made for Stow's Survey.)
"Dryden's inimitable description," says Sir Walter
Scott, who has himself nobly sketched the "Zimri"
of the poet, "refers, as is well known, to the
famous George Villiers, Duke of Buckingham, son
of the favourite of Charles I., who was murdered by
Felton. The Restoration put into the hands of the
most lively, mercurial, ambitious, and licentious
genius who ever lived, an estate of twenty thousand
a year, to be squandered in every wild scheme
which the lust of power, of pleasure, of licence, or
of whim, could dictate to an unrestrained imagination. Being refused the situation of president of
the North, he was suspected of having favoured the
disaffected in that part of England, and was disgraced accordingly. But in 1666 he regained the
favour of the king, and became a member of the
famous administration called the Cabal, which first
led Charles into unpopular and arbitrary measures,
and laid the foundation for the troubles of his
future reign. Buckingham changed sides about
1675, and becoming attached to the country party,
made a most active figure in all proceedings which
had relation to the Popish plot; intrigued deeply
with Shaftesbury, and distinguished himself as a
promoter of the Bill of Exclusion. Hence he stood
an eminent mark for Dryden's satire, which, we
may believe, was not the less poignant that the
poet had sustained a personal affront, from being
depicted by his grace under the character of Bayes
in the Rehearsal. As Dryden owed the duke no
favour, he has shown him none; yet, even here,
the ridiculous rather than the infamous part of his
character is touched upon; and the unprincipled
libertine, who slew the Earl of Shrewsbury while
his adulterous countess held his horse in the disguise of a page, and who boasted of caressing her
before he changed the bloody clothes in which
he had murdered her husband, is not exposed to
hatred, while the spendthrift and castle-builder are
held up to contempt."
The death of this butterfly Pope has drawn with
terrible force:—
"In the worst inn's worst room, with mat half hung,
The floors of plaister, and the walls of dung;
On once a flock-bed, but repaired with straw,
With tape-tied curtains, never meant to draw;
The Goorge and Garter dangling from that bed,
Where tawdry yellow strove with dirty red,
Great Villiers lies! alas, how changed from him!
That life of pleasure, and that soul of whim;
Gallant and gay, in Cliveden's proud alcove,
The bower of wanton Shrewsbury and love;
Or just as gay at council, in a ring
Of mimick'd statesmen, and a merry king;
No wit to flatter left of all his store,
No fool to laugh at, which he valued more;
There, victor of his health, of fortune, friends,
And fame, this lord of useless thousands ends."
It must, however, be allowed that the poet's
shadows are too dark, for the duke died in the
house of a respectable tenant in Yorkshire, from
a fever caught out hunting.
The Mercers' School, College Hill, is one of
the four ancient schools of London, of which
number the Mercers' Company have the proud
privilege of having given their generous patronage
to two. It stood originally in the Old Jewry (west
side), and formed part of a cemetery for strangers
and a house of the Knights Hospitalers, founded
during the reign of Henry II. by Thomas FitzTheobald de Helles, who married Agnes, a sister
of the so-called martyr Thomas á Becket. The
school was held in a chapel of St. Thomas of Acon
(Acre). It was classed among the four City schools
which received the sanction of Parliament in 1447
(Henry VI.), when "four grave clergymen and parsons" of City parishes, seeing the gross ignorance
prevalent in London since Henry V. had seized
many of the alien priories and religious houses in
England, and so reduced the number of schools,
humbly petitioned that they might be allowed to
play a part in the advancement of learning. These
worthy men were at once allowed to set up schools
of their own founding in their respective parishes—i.e., Great Allhallows, St. Andrew's, Holborn,
St. Peter's, Cornhill, and St. Mary Colechurch (St.
Thomas Acons). When Henry VIII. laid his
eager hands on the Abbot of St. Nicholas' princely
revenues, and sold the hospital to the Mercers'
Company, he expressly stipulated that the school,
chapel, and cemetery should be retained. After
the Great Fire, in the Act for rebuilding the City
(1676), it was expressly provided that there should
be a plot of ground set apart on the west side of
Old Jewry for Mercers' Chapel Grammar School.
In 1787 the school was removed to No. 13, Budge
Row, about thirty yards from Dowgate Hill. On
the death of Mr. Waterhouse, the master, in 1804,
the school was suspended for a time, and then removed to No. 20, Red Lion Court, Watling Street.
There it remained till 1808, when it was removed
to its present situation on College Hill. Up to
1804 it had been a free school with twenty-five
scholars, the master being allowed to take private
pupils. Greek and Latin were alone taught; but
after 1804 English and the modern sciences were
also introduced. The school reopened with a
single scholar, but soon began to take root; and
in 1805 the Company increased the number of
scholars to thirty-five. There are two exhibitions
of £70 each, founded by Mr. Thomas Rich, a
master of the school, who died in 1672. The
rules of 1804 require every boy to bring wax
tapers for his use in winter. Mr. William Baxter,
an eminent grammarian, who died in the year 1725,
was master of this school for more than twenty
years.
The list of eminent persons educated in the
Mercers' School includes the wise and worthy Dean
Colet, the friend of Erasmus and founder of St.
Paul's School; that great merchant, Sir Thomas
Gresham; William Fulke, master of Pembroke Hall,
Cambridge, and a commentator on the Rheims
Testament; John Young, Bishop of Rochester (died
1605); Davenant, Bishop of Salisbury (died
1641); Sir Lionel Cranfield, afterwards Earl of
Middlesex and Lord Treasurer to James I.; and
Matthew Wren, Bishop of Ely (died 1667).
St. Michael's Paternoster Royal, College Hill, is
mentioned as early as 1283, when Hugh de Derby
was rector. It is interesting to us from having
been rebuilt by the illustrious Richard Whittington,
thrice Lord Mayor of London. Here, on the
north side of the church, he built almshouses (now
the site of the Mercers' School), some years since
removed to Highgate; and here, in great state,
he was buried. Alas for human fame and human
gratitude! no memorial of the good man now
exists at St. Michael's—not even a half-worn-out
stone—not even a thin, trodden, defaced brass.
The great sculptured marble tomb is gone to dust;
the banners have faded like the leaf. In the reign
of Edward VI. one Mountain, an incumbent (may
the earth lie heavy on him!), believing great riches
of gold and jewels were buried with Whittington,
dug him up, and, probably in his vexation, destroyed
the tomb. In the reign of Mary the parishioners
reopened the grave, to re-wrap the dishonoured
body in lead. It is now beyond desecration, nor
could it be sifted from the obscurer earth. In the
old epitaph, which is in excellent rhyming Latin,
Whittington is quaintly termed "Richardus Albificans villam."
"Ut fragrans Nardus,
Fama fuit iste Richardus,
Albificans villam,
Qui juste rexerat illam.
Pauperibus pater,
Et Major qui fuit urbis,
Martins hunc vicit,
En! Annos gens tibi dicit,
Finiit ipse dies,
Sis sibi Christe quies. Amen."
"This church," says Stow, "was made a College
of St. Spirit and St. Mary by Richard Whittington,
Mercer, four times maior, for a master, four fellows,
Masters of Art, clerks, conducts, chorists, &c.;
and an almshouse, called God's house or hospital,
for thirteen poor men, one of them to be tutor,
and to have 16d. a week, the other twelve each of
them to have 14d. the week for ever, with other
necessary provision; an hutch with three docks, a
common seal, &c."
The original declaration of the executors begins
thus: "The fervent desire and besy intention of a
prudent, wyse, and devout man shal be to cast
before and make seure the state and thende of
the short liffe with dedys of mercy and pite; and,
namely, to provide for such pouer persons which
grevous penuere and cruel fortune have oppressed,
and be not of power to get their lyving either by
craft or by any other bodily labour; whereby that
at the day of the last judgment he may take his
part with them that shal be saved. This considering, the foresaid worthy and notable merchant,
Richard Whyttington, the which while he lived
had ryght liberal and large hands to the needy
and poure people, charged streitly, in his deathbed, us his foresaid executors to ordeyne a house
of almes, after his deth, for perpetual sustentacion
of such poure people as is tofore rehersed; and
thereupon fully he declared his wyll unto us."
The laws of the college required that "every
tutour and poor folk every day first when they rise
fro their bedds, kneeling upon their knees, say a
Pater Noster and an Ave Maria, with special
and herty commendacion-making of the foresaid
Richard Whyttington and Alice, to God and our
blessed lady Maidyn Mary; and other times of
the day, when he may best and most commody
have leisure thereto, for the staat of all the souls
abovesaid, say two or three sauters of our Lady at
the least—that is to say, threies seaven Ave Marias,
with xv. Pater Nosters and three credes."
St. Michael's was destroyed in the Great Fire,
and rebuilt under Wren's directions. The spire
was erected in 1715. The parish of St. Martin
Vintry is incorporated with that of St. Michael. In
this church is Hilton's commendable picture of St.
Mary Magdalene anointing the feet of Christ, presented by the directors of the British Institution in
1820. There is some good carving in the oak
altar-piece below the picture. The marble font
was the gift of Abraham Jordan in 1700. The
monument to Sir Samuel Pennant (an ancestor of
the London historian), who died in the year of his
mayoralty (1750), is worthy of record, as is that
of Marmaduke Langdale, a descendant of that
Lord Langdale who commanded the left wing of
King Charles's army in the battle of Naseby. The
lower storey of the steeple is formed by eight
projecting Ionic columns, bearing an entablature
and vases, and the effect, though fantastic, is not
unpicturesque.
In St. Michael's lies buried that brave young
Cavalier poet, John Cleveland, as clever and as
unfortunate a bard as his contemporary, poor Lovelace. Expelled from a Cambridge fellowship as a
malignant, Cleveland mounted his horse and drew
sword for King Charles, for whom he wrote or
fought till his life's end. He was thrown into
prison by Cromwell, who let him out on his telling
him that he was too poor to purchase his release.
The poet then took up his abode in Gray's Inn,
close to Butler, the author of "Hudibras," and
there they established a nightly Cavalier club.
Cleveland died young, and his friend, good Bishop
Pearson, preached his funeral sermon. Of the
poet's quick, overstrained fancy, and of his bitter
satire against the Scotch, who had betrayed King
Charles for money, we give two examples:—
Upon Phillis Walking in a Morning Before
Sunrise.
"The sluggish morn as yet undrest,
My Phillis broke from out her east,
As if she'd made a match to run
With Venus, usher to the sun.
The trees, like yeomen of the guard
(Serving her more for pomp than ward),
Ranked on each side, with loyal duty,
Weav'd branches to inclose her beauty.
The winged choristers began
To chirp their matins, and the fan
Of whistling winds like organs played,
Until their voluntaries made
The wakened earth in odours rise
To be her morning sacrifice,
The flowers, call'd out of their beds,
Start and raise up their drowsie heads;
And he that for their colour seeks
May see it vaulting to her cheeks,
Where roses mix: no civil war
Divides her York and Lancaster."
Against the Scotch our poet discharges not
merely bullets, but red-hot shot:—
"Come, keen iambicks, with your badgers' feet,
And bite like badgers till your teeth do meet:
Help ye tart satyrists to imp my rage
With all the scorpions that should whip this age.
Scots are like witches: do but whet your pen,
Scratch till the blood come, they'll not hurt you then.
A land where one may pray with curst intent,
Oh, may they never suffer banishment!
Had Cain been Scot, God would have changed his doom,
Not forc'd him wander, but confined him home.
Like Jews they spread, and as infection fly,
As if the devil had ubiquity.
Hence 'tis they live as rovers, and defy
This or that place—rags of geography.
They're citizens o' th' world, they're all in all—
Scotland's a nation epidemical.
A Scot, when from the gallows-tree got loose,
Drops into Styx, and turns a Soland goose."
Some curious characteristic touches on Cromwell
are to be found in Cleveland's prose satires, as for
instance where he says: "But the diurnal is weary
of the arm of flesh, and now begins an hosanna to
Cromwel, one that hath beat up his drums clean
through the Old Testament: you may learn the
genealogy of our Saviour by the names in his regiment: the muster-master uses no other list but the
first chapter of Matthew. This Cromwel is never
so valorous as when he is making speeches for the
association, which, nevertheless, he doth somewhat
ominously with his neck awry, holding up his ear
as if he expected Mahomet's pigeon to come and
prompt him. He should be a bird of prey, too,
by his bloody beak" (i.e.., poor Cromwell's red
nose, the result of ague).