CHAPTER XII.
PALL-MALL.—CLUB-LAND.
"Man is a social animal."—Aristotle, "Politics."
Advantages of the Club System—Dr. Johnson on Club-Life—Earliest Mention of Clubbing—Club-Life in Queen Anne's Time—The "Albion"
Hotel—The "King's Head" and the "World" Club—Usual Arrangements of a Club House—The "Guards'" Club—"Junior Naval and
Military"—The "Army and Navy"—The "United Service"—The "Junior United Service"—The "Travellers'"—The "Oxford and
Cambridge"—The "Union"—The "Athenæum"—Sam Rogers and Theodore Hook—An Anecdote of Thomas Campbell, the Poet—The
"Carlton"—The "Reform"—M. Soyer as Chef de Cuisine——The Kitchen of the "Reform" Club—Thackeray at the "Reform" Club—The "Pall Mall" and "Marlborough" Clubs—Sociality of Club-Life.
As Pall Mall and the immediate neighbourhood of
St. James's have been for a century the headquarters of those London clubs which have succeeded to the fashionable coffee-houses, and are
frequented by the upper ranks of society, a few
remarks on Club-land and Club-life will not be out
of place here.
As Walker observes in his "Original," the system of clubs is one of the greatest and most important changes in the society of the present age
from that of our grandfathers, when coffee-houses
were in fashion. "The facilities of life have been
wonderfully increased by them, whilst the expense
has been greatly diminished. For a few pounds a
year, advantages are to be enjoyed which no fortunes, except the most ample, can procure. …
For six guineas a year, every member has the command of an excellent library, with maps; of the
daily papers, London and foreign, the principal
periodicals, and every material for writing, with
attendance for whatever is wanted. The building
is a sort of palace, and is kept with the same
exactness and comfort as a private dwelling.
Every member is a master without the troubles of
a master. He can come when he pleases, and stay
away as long as he pleases, without anything going
wrong. He has the command of regular servants,
without having to pay or to manage them. He
can have whatever meal or refreshment he wants
at all hours, and served up with the cleanliness
and comfort of his own home. He orders just
what he pleases, having no interest to think of but
his own. In short, it is impossible to suppose a
greater degree of liberty in living. To men who
reside in the country and come occasionally to
town, a club is particularly advantageous. They
have only to take a bed-room, and they have
everything else they want, in a more convenient
way than by any other plan. Married men whose
families are absent find in the arrangements of a
club the nearest resemblance to the facilities of
home; and bachelors of moderate incomes and
simple habits are gainers by such institutions in a
degree beyond calculation. They live much
cheaper, with more ease and freedom, in far
better style, and with much greater advantages as
to society, than formerly. Before the establishment of clubs, no money could procure many of
the enjoyments which are now within the reach of an
income of three hundred a year. … Neither
could the same facilities of living, nor the same
opportunities of cultivating society, have been
commanded twenty years since" [he wrote this in
1835] "on any terms. … In my opinion, a
well-constituted club is an institution affording
advantages unmixed with alloy."
In these remarks Mr. Walker draws for his experience on the club to which he belonged, the
"Senior Athenæum;" and he enters into some
interesting calculations as to the cost of living, if a
man makes such a club his head-quarters. From
the accounts of his club in 1832, it appeared that
the daily average of dinners was forty-seven and a
fraction, and that the dinners for the year, a little
over 17,000 in number, cost on an average two
shillings and ninepence three farthings, and that
the average quantity of wine drunk by each diner
was a small fraction over half a pint! It is to be
feared that all the clubs in the West-end could not
show an equally abstemious set of diners; but still,
it may fearlessly be said that the majority of them
exhibit a simplicity which contrasts very favourably
with the old taverns and coffee-houses of fifty or
sixty years ago, and the excesses to which they
too often ministered occasion. And although the
ladies, as a body, do not like "those clubs," because
they are more or less antagonistic to early marriages, yet Mr. Walker defends them on even what
may be called the matrimonial ground, asserting that
"their ultimate tendency is to encourage marriage,
by creating habits in accordance with those of the
married state;" and he adds emphatically: "In
opposition to the ladies' objections to clubs, I
would suggest . . . . that they are a preparation,
and not a substitute, for domestic life. Compared
with the previous system of living, clubs induce
habits of economy, temperance, refinement, regularity, and good order; and as men are in general
not content with their condition as long as it can
be improved, it is a natural step from the comforts
of a club to those of matrimony, and . . . there
cannot be better security for the good behaviour of
a husband than that he should have been trained
in one of these institutions. When ladies suppose
that the luxuries and comforts of a club are likely
to make men discontented with the enjoyments of
domestic life, I think they wrong themselves. One
of the chief attractions of a club is, that it offers
an imitation of the comforts of home, but only an
imitation, and one which will never supersede the
reality."
The London system of clubs, grouping, as it
does, around Pall Mall and St. James's, finds its
outward expression in buildings that give dignity
and beauty to the thoroughfare in which they stand
by their architectural splendour. They afford advantages and facilities of living which no fortunes,
except the most ample, could procure, to thousands of persons most eminent in the land, in
every path of life, civil and military, ecclesiastical,
peers spiritual and temporal, commoners, men of
the learned professions, those connected with
literature, science, the arts, and commerce, in all
its principal branches, as well as to those who do
not belong to any particular class. These are
represented by the "Carlton," the "Reform," the
"University," the "Athenæum," the "Union," the
"United Service," the "Army and Navy," the
"Travellers'," and a host of others.
The opinion of Dr. Johnson on the subject of
clubs and club-life is well known to every reader
of Boswell. A gentleman venturing one day to
say to the learned doctor that he sometimes wondered at his condescending to attend a club, the
latter replied, "Sir, the great chair of a full and
pleasant town club is, perhaps, the throne of
human felicity." Again, the learned doctor touches
on this phase of life in the great metropolis, in the
following conversation, also related by Boswell:—"Talking of a London life," he said, "the happiness of London is not to be conceived but by
those who have been in it. I will venture to
say, there is more learning and science within the
circumference of ten miles from where we now sit,
than in all the rest of the kingdom." Boswell:
"The only disadvantage is the great distance at
which people live from one another." Johnson:
"Yes, sir; but that is occasioned by the largeness
of it, which is the cause of all the other advantages." Boswell: "Sometimes I have been in the
humour of wishing to retire to a desert." Johnson:
"Sir, you have desert enough in Scotland."
Addison, who knew something about the coffeehouse, and what we may call the "club-life" of
his day, has given us, in his own graphic style, a
sketch of St. James's Coffee-house, which stood near
the western end of Pall Mall. We have already
spoken of him as a frequenter of "Button's" (fn. 1)
in Covent Garden, and as a member of the celebrated Kit-cat Club, (fn. 2) in Shire Lane; indeed, he
modestly surmised that his detractors had some
colour for calling him the King of Clubs, and
oracularly said that "all celebrated clubs were
founded on eating and drinking, which are points
where most men agree, and in which the learned
and the illiterate, the dull and the airy, the philosopher and the buffoon, can all of them bear a
part." But it is not every club that has avowed
itself by its name or title as formed on this basis.
"The Kit-Kat itself," says Addison, in illustration of the proposition quoted from him above,
"is said to have taken its original from a Mutton-Pye. The Beef-Steak and October Clubs are
neither of them averse to eating and drinking, if
we may form a judgment of them from their respective titles."
The truth is, that two centuries ago clubs were
the natural resorts of men who, though socially
inclined, did not enjoy the social position, and
could not, therefore, command the introductions
into high circles which were accorded to Pepys or
Evelyn in the seventeenth, and to Horace Walpole
in the eighteenth century.
Pall Mall, if we may trust John Timbs, was
noted for its tavern clubs more than two centuries
since. "The first time that Pepys mentions it,"
writes Peter Cunningham, "is under date 26th July,
1660, where he says, 'We went to Wood's, our old
house for clubbing, and there we spent till ten at
night.'" The passage is curious, not only as
showing how, even at that time, Pall Mall was
famous for houses of entertainment, but also as
the earliest instance of the use of the verb "to
club" in the sense in which we now commonly
use it.
Thackeray describes the club-life at the Westend, in Queen Anne's day, with his usual felicity:
"It was too hard, too coarse a life, for the sensitive
and sickly Pope. He was the only wit of the day
. . . . who was not fat. Swift was fat; Addison
was fat; Steele was fat; Gay and Thomson were
preposterously fat. All that fuddling and punchdrinking, that club and coffee-house boozing,
shortened the lives and enlarged the waistcoats
of the men of that age." "The chief of the wits
of his time, with the exception of Congreve," he
writes again, "were what we should now call
'men's men.' They spent many hours of the four
and-twenty, nearly a fourth part of each day, in
clubs and coffee-houses, where they dined, drank,
and smoked. Wit and news went by word of
mouth: a journal of 1710 contained the very
smallest portion of either the one or the other.
The chiefs spoke; the faithful habitués sat around;
strangers came to wonder and to listen. . . . The
male society passed over their punch-bowls and
tobacco-pipes almost as much time as ladies of
that age spent over spadille and manille."
We see no trace of club-life in the gossiping
writings of Horace Walpole, though so many of
his personal friends—George Selwyn, for example—were devoted to its pleasures. For himself, it is
scarcely uncharitable to add that he was scarcely
robust enough to live in such an element.
The clubs in London in the days of the
Regency belonged exclusively to the aristocratic
world. In the words of Captain Gronow: "My
tradesmen," as King Allen used to call the bankers
and the merchants, had not then invaded White's,
Boodle's, Brookes's, or Wattier's, in Bolton Street,
Piccadilly; which, with the Guards', Arthur's, and
Graham's, were the only clubs at the West-end of
the town. "White's" was decidedly the most difficult of entry; its list of members comprised nearly
all the noble names of Great Britain. Its politics
were decidedly Tory. Here play was carried on
to an extent which made many ravages in large
fortunes, the traces of which have not disappeared
at the present day. General Scott, the father-in-law
of George Canning and the Duke of Portland, was
known to have won at "White's" a large fortune;
thanks to his notorious sobriety and knowledge of
the game of whist. The general possessed a great
advantage over his companions by avoiding those
indulgences at the table which used to muddle
other men's brains. He confined himself to dining
off something like a boiled chicken, with toast and
water; by such a regimen he came to the whisttable with a clear head, and possessing as he did a
remarkable memory, with great coolness and judgment, he was able to boast that he had won
honestly no less than £200,000.
It is traditionally said that the first modern
mansion in Pall Mall which was used as a club in
the present sense of the word was No. 86, now
part of the War Office, and originally built for
Edward Duke of York, brother of George III. It
was opened as a "subscription house," and called
the "Albion Hotel." This must have been towards
the end of the last century.
Cyrus Redding tells us that in 1806, when he
first came up from Cornwall to London, single
men, of ail classes, including the best, still passed
a good part of their time in coffee-houses; the
great objection to which plan, he seems to think,
was the bad ventilation of these places, and fatal to
young men fresh from their country hills. They
used to be crowded, especially in the evening, and
the conversation in them was general. "The sullen
club-house, united with the rus in urbe dwelling,
and the out-of-town life, not further off than the
suburbs, have diminished sociality, and changed
the aspect of town intercourse."He means to
add, no doubt, "for the worse;" and possibly the
accusation may be true.
Spence tells us in his "Anecdotes" that there
was a club held at the "King's Head" in Pall
Mall, which arrogantly styled itself "The World."
Among its members was Lord Stanhope, afterwards Earl of Chesterfield. "Epigrams were proposed to be written on the glasses by each member
after dinner: once, when Dr. Young was invited
thither, the Doctor would have declined writing
because he had no diamond. Lord Stanhope lent
him his own diamond, and the Doctor at once
improvised the following:—
"Accept a miracle instead of wit:
See two dull lines with Stanhoep's pencil writ."
Dr. Johnson, as we have already seen, considered that "the full tide of human life could be
seen nowhere save in the Strand;" but in fifty
years after his death the centre of social London
had moved somewhat further west, and Theodore
Hook, in the reign of William IV., maintained that
"the real London is the space between Pall Mall
on the south, and Piccadilly on the north, St.
James's Street on the west, and the Opera House
to the east." At this period, it is to be observed
that he himself lived just outside that world which
he defined with such geographical precision, being
then tenant of a house in Cleveland Row.
Many of the old clubs have passed away, for
though some of them, or similar societies, may still
exist, they live behind the scenes, instead of figuring conspicuously upon the stage of London life.
Quite a new order of things has come up: from
small social meetings held periodically, the clubs
have become permanent establishments, luxurious
in all their appointments—some of them indeed
occupy buildings which are quite palatial. No
longer limited to a few acquaintances familiarly
known to each other, they count their numbers
by hundreds, and, sleeping accommodation excepted, provide for them abundantly all the comforts and luxuries of an aristocratic home and
admirably-regulated ménage, without any of the
trouble inseparable from a private household, unless
it be one whose management is, as in a clubhouse, confided to responsible superintendents.
Each member of a club is expected to leave his
private address with the secretary; but this, of
course, remains unknown to the outside world, and
considerable advantage frequently results from the
arrangement, inasmuch as it was some years ago
determined by a County Court judge, who before
his elevation to the bench had been sadly annoyed
by such visitants, that the interior of a club was
inviolable by the bearers of writs, summonses,
orders, executions, and the like. Besides those
staple features, news-room and coffee-room, the
usual accommodation of a club-house comprises
library and writing-room, evening or drawing-room,
and card-room, billiard and smoking rooms, and
even baths and dressing-rooms; also a "house
dining-room," committee-room, and other apartments, all appropriately fitted up according to
their respective purposes, and supplied with almost
every imaginable convenience. In addition to the
provision thus amply made for both intellectual
and other recreation, there is another important
and tasteful department of the establishment—namely, the cuisine.
As to the management of a club household,
nothing can be more complete or more economical,
because all its details are conducted systematically,
and therefore without the slightest confusion or
bustle. Every one has his proper post and definite
duties, and what contributes to his discharging
them as he ought is that he has no time to be
idle. The following is the scheme of government
adopted:—At the head of affairs is the committee
of management, who are generally appointed from
among the members, and hold office for a certain
time, during which they constitute a board of
control, from whom all orders emanate, and to
whom all complaints are made and irregularities
reported. They superintend all matters of expenditure and the accounts, which latter are duly
audited every year by others, who officiate as
auditors. The committee further appoint the
several officers and servants, also the several tradespeople. The full complement of a club-house
establishment consists of secretary and librarian,
steward, and housekeeper; to these principal
officials succeed hall-porter, groom of the chambers,
outler, under butler; then, in the kitchen department, clerk of the kitchen, chef, cooks, kitchenmaids, &c.; lastly, attendants, or footmen, and
female servants, of both which classes the number
is greater or less, according to the scale of the
household. It may be added that most of the
clubs distribute their broken viands to the poor of
the surrounding parishes.
So far as the general arrangement of the clubhouses is concerned, one description may serve
for the whole, as there is little difference between
the majority of them. The kitchen, cellars, storerooms, servants' hall, &c, are situated in the basement of the building. On the ground floor the
principal hall is usually entered immediately from
the street; in other instances it is preceded by
an outer vestibule of smaller dimensions and far
more simple architectural character. At a desk
near the entrance is stationed the hall-porter, whose
office it is to receive and keep an account of all
messages, cards, letters, &c., and to take charge
of the box into which the members put letters to
be delivered to the postman. The two chief
apartments on this floor usually are the morningroom and coffee-room, the first of which is the
place of general rendezvous in the early part of
the day, and for reading the newspapers. In
some club-houses there is also what is called the
"strangers' coffee-room," into which members can
introduce their friends as occasional visitors. The
"house dining-room" is generally on this floor.
Here, although the habitués of the club take their
meals in the coffee-room, some of the members
occasionally—perhaps about once a month—make
up a set dinner-party, for which they previously
put down their names, the day and number of
guests being fixed: these, in club parlance, are
styled "house dinners." Ascending to the upper
or principal floor, we find there the evening or
drawing room, and card-room; the library, the
writing-room. So far as embellishment or architectural effect is concerned, the first mentioned of
these rooms is generally the principal apartment
in the building. The writing-room is a very great
accommodation to members, for many gentlemen
write their letters at, and date them from, their club.
Upon this floor is generally the committee-room,
and likewise the secretary's office. The next, or
uppermost floor—which, however, in most cases
does not show itself externally, it being concealed
in the roof—is appropriated partly to the billiard
and smoking rooms, and partly to servants' dormitories, the divisions being kept distinct from each
other. Being quite apart from the other public
rooms, those for billiards, &c., make no pretensions to outward appearance.
With these preliminary remarks as to our present
club system and the usual arrangements of a clubhouse, we will proceed to speak more individually
of the clubs which abound in Pall Mall.
The Guards' Club, which is restricted to the
officers of Her Majesty's Household Troops, is the
oldest club now extant, having been established
in 1813. It was formerly housed in St. James's
Street, next to "Crockford's." The present clubhouse, however, was erected only as far back as
1848; it was built from the designs of Mr. Henry
Harrison, and is said to be "remarkable for its
compactness and convenience, although its size
and external appearance indicate no more than a
private house. As Captain Gronow tells us in his
"Anecdotes and Reminiscences," it was established
for the three regiments of Foot Guards, and was
conducted on a military system. Billiards and
low whist were the only games indulged in. The
dinner was, perhaps, better than at most clubs,
and considerably cheaper.

THE ORDNANCE OFFICE, PALL MALL, 1850.
Close by the Guards' Club, and adjoining the
grounds of Marlborough House, is the new building
belonging to the Junior Naval and Military Club,
which was erected in 1875. The edifice is six
storeys high. It is built of Portland stone; the
base and columns of the entrance are of polished
Aberdeen granite, and over the doorway at each
side are two life-sized recumbent female figures
supporting shields bearing medallions of Nelson
and Wellington; whilst over the centre of the
doorway is a huge lion's head with the head of a
child betwixt its jaws. On the right side of the
entrance hall, which is paved with encaustic tiles,
is the smoking-room, and in the rear is a noble
dining-room. The entire frontage of the first floor
is occupied by the morning-room; in the rear is
the billiard-room. The second floor consists of
billiard and card rooms, and five bed-rooms for
members, others being also on the third and fourth
floors. In the rear of the fourth floor a large roof
or flat has been carried out, overlooking the
grounds of Marlborough House; this is paved
with encaustic tiles, and during the summer it can
be converted into a covered lounge for smokers.
The Army and Navy Club—or rather a part of
it—covers the site of what was once Nell Gwynne's
house. Pennant thus describes it: "As to Nell
Gwynne, not having the honour to be on the
Queen's establishment, she was obliged to keep
her distance (from the Court) at her house in Pall
Mall. It is the first good one on the left hand of
St. James's Square, as we enter from Pall Mall.
The back room on the ground floor was within
memory (he wrote in 1790), entirely of looking-glass, as was said to have been the ceiling also.
Over the chimney was her picture, and that of her
sister was in a third room. At the period I mention this house was the property of Thomas Brand,
Esq., of the Hoo, in Hertfordshire"—an ancestor,
we may add, of the Lords Dacre.

FRONT OF THE ARMY AND NAVY CLUB.
This club—which bears the colloquial nickname
of the "Rag and Famish," arising out of a joke in
Punch—was originally held at a private mansion in
St. James's Square, and the present club-house was
finished in 1850, at the cost of nearly £100,000.
The house is luxuriously furnished, and the smokingroom has the reputation of being one of the best
in London.
The "United Service," which was established
as far back as the end of the war in 1815, stands
at the corner of Pall Mall and the opening into
St. James's Park. This club took its rise, says
the author of "London Clubs," when so many of
the officers of the army and navy were thrown out
of commission. Their habits, from old mess-room
associations, being gregarious, and their reduced
incomes no longer affording the luxuries of the
camp or barrack-room on full pay, the late Lord
Lynedoch, on their position being represented to
him, was led to propose some such institution as a
mess-room, in peace, for the benefit of his old companions in arms. A few other officers of influence
in both branches of the service concurred, and the
United Service Club was the result. It was first
established at the corner of Charles Street, Waterloo
Place, where the junior establishment of the same
name now stands; but the funds soon becoming
large, and the number of candidates for admission
rapidly increasing, the present large and classic
edifice was erected. The building, which is devoid
of much architectural embellishment—the decorations being simple almost to severity—was erected
from the designs of Mr. John Nash.
This is considered to be one of the most commodious, economical, and best managed of all
the London club-houses. Among the pictures
that adorn the walls of the principal rooms are
Clarkson Stanfield's "Battle of Trafalgar," and
the "Battle of Waterloo," by George Jones, R.A.
There are also several portraits of the sovereigns
of England, of the Stuart and Brunswick lines.
Among them are James I., James II., Charles II.,
William III., and Queen Mary, original picture,
by Sir Godfrey Kneller; Queen Anne, the four
Georges, William IV., and Queen Victoria, by Sir
Francis Grant; and an original portrait of the late
Prince Consort, by J. Lucas. The members of
this club consist of princes of the blood royal,
and officers of the army, navy, marines, regular,
militia, and Her Majesty's Indian Forces, of the
rank of commander in the navy, or major in the
army, in active service or retired; the lords lieutenants of counties in Great Britain and Ireland,
&c., are also eligible.
The "Junior United Service," although perhaps
not quite within the limits of "Club-land," standing
as it does at the corner of Charles Street and
Waterloo Place—may be introduced here. It was
established in 1827, to provide for officers not
of field rank, and also for those general officers
whom the Senior Club was unable to receive. The
house was rebuilt and enlarged in 1857, from the
designs of Messrs. Nelson and Innes. The club
accommodates fully as many members as the old
club, as well as four or five hundred additional, or
"supernumeraries." Many of the senior members
of each club now belong to both, it having been
considered a high honour, when the Junior was
established, for the more distinguished individuals
in the ranks of the Senior Club to be elected as
honorary members, although those belonging to
the new institution could not, of course, attain a
similar distinction, unless of the requisite grade.
The Travellers' Club dates its existence from the
year 1819. Sir Charles Barry was the architect of
the club-house, which was built in the year 1831.
In 1850 it had a narrow escape from destruction
by fire; the damage, however, was principally confined to the billiard-room, in which it originated.
This club is exceedingly select, numbering among
its members the highest branches of the peerage,
and the most distinguished of the lower House of
Parliament. It consists of only about 700 members, but they are amongst the élite of the land;
and Talleyrand, with some of the most eminent
representatives of foreign powers, have been enrolled in the list of its honorary members. When
ambassador to this country from the French Court,
the veteran diplomatist was wont to pass his leisure
hours at this favourite retreat in Pall Mall, and, we
are told, "steered his way as triumphantly through
all the mazes of whist and écarté, as he had done
amid the intricacies of the thirteen different forms
of government, each of which he had sworn to
observe."
The "Oxford and Cambridge," in Pall Mall, midway on the "sweet shady side," and the "United
University," at the corner of Suffolk Street, in Pall
Mall East, may both be mentioned together as
being restricted to University men, and, indeed,
to such only as are members of Oxford or Cambridge. The former is a handsome structure, and
was built from the joint designs of Mr. Sidney
Smirke and his brother, Sir Robert. In panels over
the upper windows, seven in number, are a series
of bas-reliefs, executed by Mr. Nicholl, who was
also employed on those of the Fitzwilliam Museum
at Cambridge. The subject of that at the east end
of the building is Homer; then follow Bacon and
Shakespeare. The centre panel contains a group
of Apollo and the Muses, with Minerva on his
right hand, and a female, personifying the fountain
Hippocrene, on his left. The three remaining
panels represent Milton, Newton, and Virgil. The
"Oxford and Cambridge," which is the more recent
of the two in its origin—having been established
in 1830, whereas the "University" dates from 1822—consists chiefly of the younger spirits of the
universities, and is less "donnish." The other is,
for the most part, composed of the old and graver
members. The serious members of Parliament who
have received university education are almost invariably to be found in the latter. It also contains
a considerable number of the judges, and no small
portion of the beneficed and dignified clergy.
The "Union," at the corner of Trafalgar Square
and Cockspur Street, is one of the oldest of the
clubs, and for many years enjoyed the reputation
of being one of the most recherché of all. It was
founded in 1822, and consists of politicians, and
the higher order of professional and commercial
men, without reference to party opinions. The
club-house itself was built in 1824, from the
designs of the late Sir Robert Smirke, R.A.
The "Athenæum" was established in 1824, and
the club-house, built by Mr. Decimus Burton, was
opened about two years later. The building
showed considerable progress with regard to ornateness and finish, for it presented the then somewhat
extravagant novelty of a sculptured frieze. It is
surmounted by an imposing statue of Minerva, by
Baily, R.A. In the interior the chief feature is the
staircase. The library, as perhaps may be expected,
is very extensive, consisting of several thousand
volumes. A sum of £500 a year from the funds of
the club was, several years ago, voted to be set
apart for the purchase of new works of merit in
literature and art. Above the mantelpiece is a
portrait of George IV., painted by Lawrence, upon
which he was engaged but a few hours previous to
his decease, the last bit of colour this celebrated
artist ever put upon canvas being that of the hilt
and sword-knot of the girdle; thus it remains, unfinished.
The expense of building the club-house, we are
told, was £35,000, and £5,000 for furnishing;
the plate, linen, and glass cost £2,500; library,
£4,000; and the stock of wine in the cellar is
usually worth £4,000. The yearly revenue is
about £9,000. It does not admit strangers to its
dining-room under any circumstances. The economical management of the club has not, however,
been effected without a few sallies of humour from
various quarters. In 1834 we read, "The mixture of Whigs and Radicals, savants, foreigners,
dandies, authors, soldiers, sailors, lawyers, artists,
doctors, and members of both Houses of Parliament, together with an exceedingly good average
supply of bishops, render the mélange very agreeable, despite some two or three bores, who 'continually do dine,' and who, not satisfied with
getting a 6s. dinner for 3s. 6d., 'continually do
complain.'"
The "Athenæum" was founded by a number
of gentlemen connected with the learned professions and higher order of the fine arts and literature; and, with the exception, perhaps, of the
"United Service," it is the most select establishment of the kind in London. Previous to the year
1824, if we except the occasional festive gatherings
of the Royal Society, there was no place in London
where those gentlemen who were more interested
in art and literature than in politics could meet
together for social intercourse. To remedy this
acknowledged want, a preliminary meeting was
held in the February of that year, at the rooms of
the Royal Society, at Somerset House, at which it
was resolved to institute a literary club. Among
those present were Sir Walter Scott, Sir Francis
Chantrey, Richard Heber, Thomas Moore, Davis
Gilbert, Mr. J. W. Croker, Sir Humphry Davy,
Lord Dover, Sir Henry Halford, Sir Thomas
Lawrence, Joseph Jekyll, and other well-known
celebrities. It was at first called "The Society,"
but the name was subsequently changed to its
present. Its members made their rendezvous at
the Clarence Club until 1830.
For many years after its establishment, smoking
was not permitted within the walls of this club.
At last, however, about 1860, a concession was
made, and a smoking-room added—apart, however,
from the rest of the house, a part of the garden on
the south front being sacrificed.
The number of ordinary members is fixed at
twelve hundred. Samuel Rogers and Thomas
Campbell, the poets, were among its earliest members, and Theodore Hook, too, was also one of its
most popular members. Almost all the judges,
bishops, and members of the Cabinet belong to it;
and the committee have the privilege of electing
annually, without ballot, nine persons, eminent in
art, science, or literature. It is said that at the
"Athenæum" the dinners fell off in number by
upwards of 300 yearly after Theodore Hook disappeared from his favourite corner near the door
of its coffee-room. "That is to say," observes one
of his biographers, "there must have been some
dozens of gentlemen who chose to dine there once
or twice every week of the season, merely for the
chance of his being there, and allowing them to
draw their chairs to his little table in the course
of the evening. … The corner alluded to will,
we suppose, long retain the name which it derived
from him, "Temperance Corner.'" It may be
added, by way of explanation, that when Hook
wanted brandy or whisky, he asked for it under
the name of tea or lemonade, in order not to
shock the grave and dignified persons who were
members of the "Athenæum" in his day.
A falling-off in the number of its members being
at one time anticipated, says the writer of an able
article in the New Quarterly Review, a report was
foolishly set abroad that "the finest thing in the
world was to belong to the 'Athenæum,' and that
an opportunity offered for hobnobbing with archbishops, and hearing Theodore Hook's jokes.
Consequently, all the little crawlers and parasites,
and gentility-hunters, from all corners of London,
set out upon the creep; and they crept in at the
windows, and they crept down the area steps, and
they crept in, unseen, at the doors, and they crept
in under bishops' sleeves, and they crept in in
peers' pockets, and they were blown in by the
winds of chance. The consequence has been that
ninety-nine hundredths of this club are people who
rather seek to obtain a sort of standing by belonging to the 'Athenæum,' than to give it lustre
by the talents of its members. Nine-tenths of the
intellectual writers of the age would be certainly
black-balled by the dunces. Notwithstanding all
this, and partly on account of this, the 'Athenæum'
is a capital club. The library is certainly the best
club library in London, and is a great advantage to
a man who writes."
As may well be supposed from its literary constituency, no modern club in London, except the
Garrick, is richer than the Athenæum in anecdotes
and bons mots. In the library of this club loungingchairs, writing-tables, and like conveniences are
abundantly provided; and it was in some such
apartment as this, probably in this identical room,
where creditors pressed him, that, as we are told,
"the unhappy, the defiant, the scorning, but eventually scorned and neglected Theodore Hook wrote
the greater part of his novels, undisturbed by all
the buzz and hum of the more fortunate butterflies around."
Mr. E. Jesse used to tell a story to the effect
that Thomas Campbell, the poet, was led home
one evening from the Athenæum Club by a friend.
There had been a heavy storm of rain, and the
kennels were full of water. Campbell fell into
one of them at the steps of the club, and pulled
his friend after him, who exclaimed, in allusion
to a well-known line of the poet's, "It is not Iser
rolling rapidly, but Weser."
The "Athenæum" has reckoned among its
members at least half of the illustrious names of
the last half century; among others, Mr. D'Israeli,
Lord Granville, Lord Coleridge, Thackeray, Sir
John Bowring, Sir Roderick Murchison, Sir Benjamin Brodie, Sir Charles Wheatstone, Dr. Hooker,
Sir Henry Holland, George Grote; Professors
Sedgwick, Darwin, Tyndal, Huxley, Willis, Owen,
Phillips, Maurice, and Conington; Lord Lytton,
Macaulay, Bishop Thirlwall, Charles Dickens,
Dean Stanley, Lord Shaftesbury, Bishop Wilberforce, Lord Romilly, Ruskin, Maclise, Serjeant
Kinglake, Dean Milman, Lord Mayo, and Sir
Edwin Landseer. The first secretary was no less
eminent a person than Professor Faraday, but he
retained the post only for a year.
In 1832—during the exciting era which culminated in the passing of the First Reform Bill—the friends of the Constitution, somewhat alarmed
perhaps at the "sweeping measures" which were
supposed to be about to follow, founded the
"Carlton," bestowing upon it this name from the
terrace where the club was originally held. In the
April of the above year we find the following entry
in Mr. Raikes's "Journal:"—"A new Tory club
has just been formed, for which Lord Kensington's
house in Carlton Gardens has been taken. …
The object is to have a counterbalancing meeting
to 'Brooks's,' which is purely a Whig réunion;
'White's,' which was formerly devoted to the other
side, being now of no colour, and frequented
indiscriminately by all (parties)."
The club-house, built from the designs of Mr.
Sydney Smirke and his brother, Sir Robert, was
finished about 1856. It bears upon its exterior a
degree of richness almost unprecedented in the
metropolitan architecture. The façade in Pall
Mall is upwards of 130 feet in length, with nine
windows on a floor; between each of the windows
are columns of highly polished red Peterhead
granite. The design is said to be founded on the
east front of the Library of St. Mark's at Venice.
The Carlton is the head-quarters of Conservative, as the Reform Club is of Liberal politics.
The Conservative Club in St. James's Street was
started for the reception of the Tory rank and file,
but in Pall Mall congregate the leading men of
the party. Here are concerted the great political
"moves" which are to upset a Whig or Liberal
Administration; here the grand mysterious tactics
of a general election are determined upon, and
here are the vast sums subscribed which are to
put the whole forces of the party in motion in the
country boroughs. This club still retains its
original name, though removed from the lordly
terrace which gave rise to it, to the "shady side of
Pall Mall." Passing to what may be called the
"inner life" of the club, we may state that the
first head of its cuisine was a French "artist" who
had lived with the Duc d'Escars, chief maître d'hôtel
to Louis XVIII., and who is said to have made
that famous pâté which killed his master.
The "Reform," which is situated between the
"Carlton" and the "Athenæum," was built from
the designs of the late Sir Charles Barry, R.A., and
was for a long time considered one of the "lions" of
the metropolis. The style is purely Italian, and partakes largely of the character of many of the celebrated palaces in Italy. The building is chiefly
remarkable for simplicity of design, combined with
grandeur of effect, as well as for the convenience
and elegance of its internal arrangements. It
differs from most of the other club-houses, in
having two ranges of windows above the ground
floor instead of a single range. The latter feature
has been regarded as rendering the metropolitan
club-houses eminently characteristic of their purpose, and highly favourable to architectural dignity.
On the first establishment of the "Reform" by
the Liberal party, Gwydyr House, in Whitehall, was
hired, and in that mansion the club was located
until the present club-house was erected. This,
although of severe simplicity, by the utter absence
of exterior ornament, is nevertheless an imposing
structure. Some critics, indeed, have compared
it to an inverted chest of drawers; but the chief
beauty of the Reform Club is ab intra. On
entering the vestibule one is immediately struck
by the splendid proportions of the hall and the
elegance of the staircase, reminding one of the
magnificent salles of Versailles and of the glories
of the Louvre. In the upper part of the building
are a certain number of "dormitories" set apart
for those who pass their whole existence amid club
gossip and politics—one of the peculiarities of the
establishment.
The author of "The London Clubs" writes—"It is in the lower regions, where Soyer reigns
supreme, that the true glories of the Reform Club
consist; and here the divine art of cookery—or,
as he himself styles it, gastronomy—is to be seen
in all its splendour. Heliogabalus himself never
gloated over such a kitchen; for steam is here
introduced and made to supply the part of man.
In state the great dignitary sits, and issues his
inspiring orders to a body of lieutenants, each of
whom has pretensions to be considered a chef in
himself. 'Gardez les rôtis, les entremets sont
perdus,' was never more impressively uttered by
Cambacères, when tormented by Napoleon detaining him from dinner, than are the orders issued
by Soyer for preparing the refection of some
modern attorney; and all the energies of the
vast establishment are at once called into action
to obey them—steam eventually conducting the
triumphs of the cook's art from the scene of its
production to a recess adjoining the dining-room,
where all is to disappear.
"Soyer is, indeed, the glory of the edifice—the
genus loci. Peers and plebeian gourmands alike
penetrate into the recesses of the kitchen to
render him homage; and, conscious of his dignity,—or, at least, of his power—he receives them with
all the calm assurance of the Grand Monarque
himself. Louis XIV., in the plenitude of his
glory, was never more impressive; and yet there
is an aspect—we shall not say assumption—of
modesty about the great chef, as he loved to be
designated, which is positively wondrous, when
we reflect that we stand in the presence of the
great 'Gastronomic Regenerator'—the last of his
titles, and that by which, we presume, he would
wish by posterity to be known. Soyer, indeed,
is a man of discrimination, and taste, and genius.
He was led to conceive the idea of his immortal
work, he tells us, by observing in the elegant
library of an accomplished nobleman the works
of Shakespeare, Milton, and Johnson, in gorgeous
bindings, but wholly dust-clad and overlooked,
while a book on cookery bore every indication of
being daily consulted and revered. 'This is fame,'
exclaimed Soyer, seizing the happy inference; and
forthwith betaking himself to his chambers and
to meditation, his divine work on Gastronomic
Regeneration was the result."
The breakfast given by the Reform Club on the
occasion of the Queen's coronation obtained for
Soyer high commendation; and in his O'Connell
dinner, the "soufflés à la Clontarf" were considered
by gastronomes to be a rich bit of satire. The
banquet to Ibrahim Pacha, in 1846, was another
of Soyer's great successes, when "Merlans à
l'Égyptienne," "La Crême d'Égypte," and "à
l'Ibrahim Pacha," mingled with "Le Gâteau Britannique à l'Admiral (Napier)." Another famous
banquet was that given to Admiral Sir Charles
Napier, in March, 1854, as Commander of the
Baltic Fleet; and the banquet given in July, 1850,
to Viscount Palmerston, who was a popular leader
of the Reform, was, gastronomically as well as politically, a brilliant triumph. It was upon this occasion that Mr. Bernal Osborne characterised the
Palmerston policy in this quotation:—
"Warmed by the instincts of a knightly heart,
That roused at once if insult touched the realm,
He spurned each state-craft, each deceiving art,
And met his foes no visor to his helm.
This proved his worth, hereafter be our boast—
Who hated Britons, hated him the most."
The following description of the kitchen of the
Reform Club is from the pen of Viscountess de
Malleville, and appeared originally in the Courier
de l'Europe:—"It is spacious as a ball-room, kept
in the finest order, and white as a young bird.
All-powerful steam, the noise of which salutes your
ear as you enter, here performs a variety of offices.
It diffuses an uniform heat to large rows of dishes,
warms the metal plates upon which are disposed
the dishes that have been called for, and that are
in waiting to be sent above; it turns the spit,
draws the water, carries up the coal, and moves the
plate like an intelligent and indefatigable servant.
Stay awhile before this octagonal apparatus, which
occupies the centre of the place. Around you
the water boils and the stew-pans bubble, and a
little further on is a movable furnace, before
which pieces of meat are converted into savoury
rôtis: here are sauces and gravies, stews, broths,
soups, &c. In the distance are Dutch ovens,
marble mortars, lighted stoves, iced plates of metal
for fish, and various compartments for vegetables,
fruits, roots, and spices. After this inadequate,
though prodigious, nomenclature, the reader may
perhaps picture to himself a state of general confusion—a disordered assemblage, resembling that
of a heap of oyster-shells. If so, he is mistaken;
for, in fact, you see very little or scarcely anything
of all the objects above described. The order of
their arrangement is so perfect, their distribution
as a whole, and in their relative bearings to one
another, all are so intelligently considered, that
you require the aid of a guide to direct you in
exploring them, and a good deal of time to classify
in your mind all your discoveries. Let all strangers
who come to London for business, or pleasure, or
curiosity, or for whatever cause, not fail to visit the
Reform Club. In an age of utilitarianism and of
the search for the comfortable like ours, there is
more to be learned here than in the ruins of the
Coliseum, of the Parthenon, or of Memphis."

ENTRANCE TO THE CARLTON CLUB.

LIBRARY OF THE REFORM CLUB.
Thackeray was a member of the Reform, the
Athenæum, and Garrick Clubs—perhaps of others,
but it was in those here named that his leisure
was usually spent. "The afternoons of the last
week of his life," writes one of his biographers,
"were almost entirely passed at the Reform Club,
and never had he been more genial or in such
apparently happy moods. Many men sitting in
the libraries and dining-rooms of these clubs have
thought this week of one of the tenderest passages
in his early sketches—'Brown the Younger at a
Club'—in which the old uncle is represented as
telling his nephew, while showing him the various
rooms in the club, of those who had dropped off—whose names had appeared at the end of the
club list, under the dismal head of 'members
deceased,' in which (added Thackeray) 'you and
I shall rank some day.'"
Among the latest additions to the batch of
clubs that line Pall Mall are the "Junior Carlton"
and the "Marlborough." The former, which was
established in 1864, numbers about 1,500 members. It is a political club, in strict connection
with the Conservative party, and designed to promote its objects; and the only persons eligible
for admission are those who profess Conservative
principles, and acknowledge the recognised leaders
of the Conservative party. The "Marlborough"—so named in honour of the Prince of Wales—was
started about 1868, and numbers among its members the Prince of Wales and several of the aristocratic patrons of the turf.
Whatever may have been the "rules and
regulations" of the now defunct species of club
of the last century—such as the "Essex Street,"
the "Literary," and others of which we have spoken
in the previous volume—a wide difference exists
between them and those of the present day in the
matter of bacchanalian festivities. It may with
truth be said that high play and high feeding are no
longer the rules; in fact, clubs are to many persons
even dull and unsociable. In most of the clubs
of the Johnsonian period, the flow of wine or other
liquor was far more abundant than that of mind,
and the conversation was generally more easy and
hilarious than intellectual and refined. The bottle,
or else the punch-bowl, played by far too prominent
a part, and sociality too frequently took the form
of revelry—or, at least, what would be considered
such according to our more temperate habits.
Though in general the elder clubs encouraged
habits of free indulgence as indispensable to good
fellowship and sociality, the modern clubs, on the
contrary, have done much to discourage them, as
low and ungentlemanly. "Reeling home from a
club" used formerly to be a common expression,
whereas now inebriety, or the symptom of it, in
a club-house, would bring down disgrace upon him
who should be guilty of such an indiscretion.
The pleasures and comforts of clubs and clublife to the bachelor whose means and position
allow of such luxuries have been often graphically
and humorously described in serious and ephemeral
publications for the past century and a half, but
nowhere in a more amusing manner than in the
"New Monthly Magazine," in 1842; and it has
been wittily observed by Mrs. Gore in one of her
novels that, "after all, clubs are not altogether so
bad a thing for family-men; they act as conductors
to the storms usually hovering in the air. There
is nothing like the subordination exercised in a
community of equals for reducing a fiery temper."
CHAPTER XIII.
ST. JAMES'S STREET.—CLUB-LAND (continued).
"The Campus Martius of St. James's Street,
Where the beaux' cavalry pace to and fro,
Before they take the field in Rotten Row."—Sheridan.
Origin of "Brooks's Club"—Hazard-playing—St. James's Coffee-house—The "Thatched House" Tavern—An Amusing Story about Burke and
Dr. Johnson—Origin of Goldsmith's Poem, "Retaliation"—The "Neapolitan Club"—The Dilettanti Society—The "Civil Service," now
the "Thatched House" Club—The "Conservative"—"Arthur's"—The "Old and Young Club"—The "Cocoa Tree"—Dr. Garth and
Rowe, the Poet—Familiarity of Menials—"Brooks's"—How Sheridan was elected a Member—The "Fox Club"—The "New University"—The "Junior St. James's"—The "Devonshire"—"Crockford's"—"White's"—The Proud Countess of Northumberland—Lord Montford's "important Business" with his Lawyer—Colley Cibber at "White's Club"—Lord Alvanley—A Waiter at "White's" elected M.P.—"Boodle's"—Michael Angelo Taylor and the Earl of Westmorland.
The spread and increase of our clubs are remarkable signs of the times; their uses and advantages
are such as to make one wonder not only why
such things were not established very much earlier
than they were, but how "men about town"
existed without them. "White's," "Brooks's," and
"Boodle's" were the clubs of London for many
years; "White's" being the oldest, and famous
as a "chocolate-house" in the time of Hogarth.
The origin of "Brooks's" was the "blackballing" of
Messrs. Boothby and James, at "White's;" they
established it as a rival, and it was at first held
at "Almack's." Sir Willoughby Aston subsequently
originated "Boodle's;" but these clubs were clubs
of amusement, politics, and play, not the matter-offact meeting-places of general society, nor did they
offer the extensive and economical advantages of
breakfast, dinner, and supper, now afforded by the
present race of establishments. And, connected
with this subject in some degree, what a wonderful
change in the state of affairs has taken place since
it was the custom of the king to play "hazard"
publicly at St. James's Palace, on Twelfth Night!
In the Gentleman's Magazine for 1753 is the following account of the result of this annual performance
for that year:—
"Saturday, Jan. 6.—In the evening his Majesty
played at hazard for the benefit of the groomporter; all the Royal Family who played were
winners—particularly the duke, £3,000. The
most considerable losers were the Duke of Grafton,
the Earl of Huntingdon, the Earls of Holderness,
Ashburnham, and Hertford. Their Royal Highnesses the Prince of Wales and Prince Edward,
and a select company, danced in the little drawingroom till eleven o'clock, when the Royal Family
withdrew."
The custom of hazard-playing was discontinued
after the accession of George III.; but it is odd,
looking back scarcely a century, to find the sovereign, after attending divine service with the most
solemn ceremony in the morning, doing that in the
evening which, in these days, subjects men to all
sorts of pains and penalties, and for the prohibition
and detection of which a bill has been passed
through Parliament, arming the police with the
power of breaking into the houses of Her Majesty's
lieges at all hours of the day and night.
It is obvious that the gradual improvement of
the club-houses, together with the changes which
passed over West-end society, would almost of its
own accord develop the club system out of that
which preceded it. There is, therefore, little need
for dwelling on the subject, in the way of explanation, and so we will at once pass on up St. James's
Street.
At the south-west corner of St. James's Street,
next door to the corner house, and commanding
the view up Pall Mall, was the "St. James's Coffeehouse," the great rendezvous of the Whig party for
nearly a hundred years, beginning with the reign of
Queen Anne. Its very name has become classical,
and indeed immortal, by being so repeatedly mentioned in the pages of the Spectator, Tatler, &c.
Thus we find, in a passage already quoted by us
from the first number of the Tatler—"Foreign and
domestic news you will have from the St. James's
Coffee-house;" and thus Addison, in one of his
papers in the Spectator (No. 403), remarks—'That
I might begin as near the fountain-head [of information] as possible, I first of all called in at the St.
James's, where I found the whole outward room in
a buzz of politics. The speculations were but very
indifferent towards the door, but grew finer as you
advanced to the upper end of the room; and were
so much improved by a knot of theorists who sat in
the inner rooms, within the steams of the coffeepot, that I heard there the whole Spanish monarchy
disposed of, and all the line of the Bourbons provided for, in less than a quarter of an hour." This
house was much frequented by Swift, who here
used to receive his letters from "Stella," and who
tells us in his "Journal to Stella," how in 1710 he
christened the infant of its keepers, a Mr. and Mrs.
Elliot, and afterwards sat down to a bowl of punch
along with the happy parents. Being so close
to the palace it was also frequented by the officers
of the household troops, who, it is said, would
lounge in to listen to the learned Dr. Joseph
Warton, as he sat at breakfast in one of the
windows. Mr. John Timbs reminds us that, "in
the first advertisement of the 'Town Eclogues' of
Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, they were stated
to have been read over at the St. James's Coffeehouse, where they were considered by the general
voice to be the productions of a lady of quality."
In 1665 there appeared a poem with the title of
"The Character of a Coffee House, wherein is
contained a description of the persons usually
frequenting it, with their discourse and humours,
as also the admirable virtues of coffee; by an Ear
and Eye Witness." It begins thus:—
"A coffee-house the learned hold,
It is a place where coffee's sold;
This derivation cannot fail us,
For where ale's vended, that's an alehouse."
It is evident from what follows that these coffeehouses soon became places of general resort—
"——of some and all conditions,
E'en vintners, surgeons, and physicians,
The blind, the deaf, the aged cripple,
Do here resort, and coffee tipple."
At the door of the St. James's Coffee-house, a
globular oil-lamp, then described as "a new kind
of light," was first exhibited in 1709, by its inventor,
Michael Cole. To this house, in early life, the
elder D'Israeli, as his son tells us, would repair to
read the newspapers of the day, returning to his
home at Enfield in the evening, sometimes "laden
with journals."
The St. James's Coffee House continued to exist
for some few years into the present century, when,
its Whig friends having deserted its doors, it passed
quietly away, superseded, no doubt, in a great
degree, by Brooks's Club.
The "Thatched House Tavern," the name of
which implies a very humble and rural origin, was
probably an inn which had existed in the days
when St. James's was a veritable hospital and not a
palace. It stood near the bottom, on the western
side of the street. When the Court settled at St.
James's, it was frequented by persons of fashion,
and grew gradually in importance, as did the
suburb of which it formed part. We should like
to have seen it in the days when the frolicsome
maids of honour of the Tudor and Stuart days
ran across thither from the Court to drink syllabub
and carry on sly flirtations. In the absence of
documents, it is impossible to trace its growth
down to the days of Swift, who speaks in his
"Journal to Stella," in 1711, of "having entertained our society at dinner at the Thatched House
Tavern;" it was, however, a small hotel at that
date, for the party were obliged to "send out for
wine, the house affording none." It was possibly
on account of this and other proofs of its earlier
stage of existence, that even when the "Thatched
House" had grown into a recognized rendezvous of
wits, politicians, and men of fashion, Lord Thurlow
alluded to it during one of the debates on the
Regency Bill as the "ale-house." By the time of
Lord Shelburne, or at all events in the days of Pitt
and Fox, it had become one of the chief taverns
at the West-end, and had added to its premises a
large room for public meetings.
Here the Earl of Sunderland, the great Duke of
Marlborough's son-in-law, having shaken off the
cares of state, would dine off a chop or steak, in a
quiet way, along with Lord Townshend, or his constant companion, Dr. Monsey. The tavern was
for many years the head-quarters of the annual
dinners or other convivial meetings of the leading
clubs and literary and scientific associations. Mr.
Timbs gives the following as the list of such
gatherings in 1860, on the authority of the late
Admiral W. H. Smyth—The Institute of Actuaries,
the Catch Club, the Johnson Club, the Dilettanti
Society, the Farmers', the Geographical and the
Geological, the Linnæan and Literary Societies,
the Navy Club, the Philosophical Club, the Club
of the Royal College of Physicians, the Political
Economy Club, the Royal Academy Club, the
Royal Astronomical Society, the Royal Institution
Club, the Royal London Yacht Club, the Royal
Naval Club, the Royal Society Club, the St. Alban's
Medical Club, the St. Bartholomew's Cotemporaries, the Star Club, the Statistical Club, the
Sussex Club, and the Union Society of St. James's.
The Literary Society (or Club) was limited to
forty members, and its meetings in 1820 were held
here. At that time Canning was a member of
it; so were Sir William Scott (Lord Stowell), Sir
William Grant, and Mr. J. H. Frere.
Mr. Cradock tells us in his "Memoir," that one
evening he dined with the club, being introduced
by Dr. Percy, and met, inter alios, Edmund Burke
and Oliver Goldsmith. "The table that day was
crowded, and I sat next Mr. Burke; but as the
great orator said very little, and as Mr. Richard
Burke talked much, I was not aware at first who
my neighbour was." He adds an amusing story
which brings in both Burke and Johnson, and
may therefore well bear telling here:—"One of
the party near me remarked that there was an
offensive smell in the room, and thought it must
proceed from some dog that was under the table;
but Burke, with a smile, turned to me and said, 'I
rather fear it is from the beef-steak pie that is
opposite us, the crust of which is made of some
very bad butter which comes from my country.
Just at that moment Dr. Johnson sent his plate for
some of it; Burke helped him to very little, which
he soon dispatched, and returned his plate for
more; Burke, without thought, exclaimed, 'I am
glad that you are able so well to relish this beef-steak
pie.' Johnson, not at all pleased that what he ate
should ever be noticed, immediately retorted, 'There
is a time of life, sir, when a man requires the
repairs of a table.'
"Before dinner was finished, Mr. Garrick came
in, full-dressed, made many apologies for being so
much later than he intended, but he had been
unexpectedly detained at the House of Lords;
and Lord Camden had absolutely insisted upon
setting him down at the door of the hotel in his
own carriage. Johnson said nothing, but looked a
volume.
"During the afternoon some literary dispute
arose; but Johnson sat silent, till the Dean of
Derry very respectfully said, 'We all wish, sir, for
your opinion on the subject.' Johnson inclined
his head, and never shone more in his life than at
that period. He replied, without any pomp; he
was perfectly clear and explicit, full of the subject,
and left nothing undetermined. There was a
pause; and he was then hailed with astonishment
by all the company. The evening in general
passed off very pleasantly. Some talked perhaps
for amusement, and others for victory. We sat
very late; and the conversation that at last ensued
was the direct cause of my friend Goldsmith's
poem, called 'Retaliation.'"
Here, in the beginning of the present century,
the "Neapolitan Club" used to dine, the Prince
of Wales or the Duke of Sussex taking the chair.
Beckford was frequently a guest, and so were
"Beau" Brummell, Sir Sidney Smith, Richard
Brinsley Sheridan, and Tommy Moore, then quite
a young man. Here, too, the members of the Old
Royal Naval Club—not a club in the modern Westend sense, but a charitable institution for the dispensing of charity among old "salts" and their
families—used to dine on the anniversary of the
battle of the Nile.
At the "Thatched House Tavern" were formerly
held, on Sunday evenings during the London
season, the dinners of the Dilettanti Society, the
portraits of whose members—many of them painted
by Sir Joshua Reynolds—adorned the walls of a
room which was devoted exclusively to their
accommodation.
This society, composed of lovers of the fine arts,
was founded in 1734 by some gentlemen who had
travelled in Italy, and who thought that that fact,
coupled with a taste for the beautiful and for the
remains of antiquity, was a sufficient bond of union.
The members, though they have enjoyed a "name"
for a century and a half, have never had a "local
habitation." They met originally at Parsloe's, in
St. James's Street, but removed to the "Thatched
House Tavern" in 1799. By the time that the
society was thirty years old, its finances were found
to be so prosperous, that its members resolved to
send out properly-qualified persons to the East, in
order to collect information as to such antiquities
as the hands of time and of man had spared, and
to bring back their measurements, and correct
drawings and elevations. The first persons so
sent abroad were Mr. Chandler, a Fellow of Magdalen College, Oxford, an architectural draughtsman
named Rivett, and Mr. J. Stuart, whose name will
long be remembered as the author of "The Antiquities of Athens." This noble work, published
under the auspices of the Dilettanti Society, in
instalments, had the effect of rescuing Grecian
architecture and art from the contempt into which
it had fallen, and to revive a taste for the majestic
and beautiful. This book was followed, at distant
intervals; by similar works, magnificently illustrated; among these were "Specimens of Sculpture,
Egyptian, Etruscan, Greek, and Roman," published
in 1809; "The Unedited Antiquities of Attica,"
in 1817; a large treatise on "Ancient Sculpture,"
in 1835; and Professor Cockerell's elaborate work
on "The Temples of Jupiter in Ægina, and of
Bacchus at Phigaleia," published in 1860. It
was, no doubt, the interest excited by the early
meetings of the Dilettanti Society which first woke
up the Earl of Aberdeen, or, to give him Lord
Byron's title—
"The travell'd Thane, Athenian Aberdeen,"
to write and publish his "Enquiry as to the Principles of Beauty in Grecian Architecture;" Sir
William Gell to explain the Troad, Argolis, and
Ithaca; whilst the Earl of Elgin, our ambassador
at Constantinople, rescued from destruction and
sent over to England that collection of Athenian
sculpture which is known to every visitor to the
British Museum as the Elgin Marbles. Among
the best-known members of the Dilettanti Society,
besides those above-mentioned, were Sir William
Chambers, Mr. John Towneley, the Marquises of
Northampton and Lansdowne, Sir Richard Westmacott, Henry Hallam, the Duke of Bedford, Mr.
H. T. Hope, Sir Martin Archer Shee, Mr. Richard
Payne Knight, the Earl of Holderness, Sir Bourchier Wrey, Sir Henry Englefield, and Lord Le
Despencer (better known by his former name of
Sir Francis Dashwood), Lord Northwick, George
Selwyn, Charles James Fox, Garrick, Colman, Lord
Holland, Lord Fitzwilliam, Sir William Hamilton,
and the Duke of Dorset.
Mr. Peter Cunningham says that the original
"Thatched House Tavern" stood on the site of
the present Conservative Club, to build which
it was pulled down in 1843, when it was moved
to another house a few doors nearer to the gate
of the palace. When he wrote, in 1850, the
Dilettanti still numbered fifty members, and continued to hold their Sunday evening meetings.
Horace Walpole, in 1743, had described it in one
of his letters to Sir H. Mann, as "a club for which
the nominal qualification is having been in Italy,
and the real one, being drunk; the two chiefs," he
adds, "are Lord Middlesex and Sir Francis Dashwood, who were seldom sober the whole time they
were in Italy." Mr. Cunningham, however, assures
us, that in the middle of the present century "the
character of the club was considerably altered"—it
may be hoped and believed for the better. If
Horace Walpole's words are true, it could not well
be for the worse.
An interesting account of the Dilettanti Society
will be found in the Edinburgh Review, vol. 107.
Since the demolition of their old house, the Dilettanti have held their weekly festive gatherings at
Willis's Rooms, where the pictures belonging to the
society now grace the walls. Their publications,
however, are no longer such as those which were
produced under their auspices in the last century.
The original "Thatched House Tavern" was
taken down in 1814. "Beneath its front," says
Mr. John Timbs, "was a range of low-built shops,
including that of Rowland, the fashionable coiffeur
of 'Macassar fame.' Through the tavern was a
passage to the rear, where, in Catharine Wheel
Alley, in the last century, lived the widow Delaney,
some of whose fashionable friends then resided in
Dean Street, Soho.

THE "THATCHED HOUSE" TAVERN.
On the site of the new "Thatched House
Tavern" was built, in 1865, the "Civil Service
Club," which was modified in 1873, and changed
its name to the "Thatched House Club." It is
still, however, mainly recruited from the Civil
Service of the Crown, including county magistrates, ex-high sheriffs, and deputy-lieutenants.
Adjoining the "Thatched House Club," on the
south, is one of the most recent additions to clubland, in an institution styling itself the "Egerton
Club." It occupies a portion of the house No. 87.
Higher up, at the corner of Little St. James's
Street, stands the "Conservative Club." This was
established in 1840, in order to supply accommodation for those who could not procure admission
into the "Carlton." The building was erected
from the designs of Messrs. Basevi and Sydney
Smirke. It is at once ornate and stately in its external appearance, and the interior is well arranged,
but the club is not rich in anecdote or in incident.
On the same side of the street, only two or
three houses intervening, is "Arthur's Club House."
This club was so named after its founder, who was
also, at one time, the keeper of "White's." Dr.
King, in his "Anecdotes of his Own Times,"
alludes to these two clubs in the following terms,
which imply that they were both addicted to high
play:—"If I were to write a satire against gaming,
and in the middle of my work insert a panegyric
on the clubs at 'Arthur's,' who would not question
the good intention of the author, and who would
not condemn the absurdity of such a motley
piece?" Here used to meet an inner club—an
imperium in imperio—called "the Old and Young
Club." Lady Lepel Hervey gives a clue to its
name when she laments, in a letter dated 1756,
that "luxury increases. All public places are full,
and 'Arthur's' is the resort of old and young,
courtiers and anti-courtiers—nay, even of ministers." By way of a sneer at the wide-spread habit
of presenting civic freedoms to Mr. Pitt and his
colleagues in office, this same Lady Hervey writes,
under date 1757, "I hear Mr. George Selwyn has
proposed to the old and new clubs at 'Arthur's'
to depute him to present the freedom of each club
in a dice-box to the Right Hon. William Pitt, and
the Right Hon. Henry Bilson Legge. I think it
ought to be inserted in the newspapers."

WHITE'S CLUB.
Some of Horace Walpole's dilettante friends
at Strawberry Hill once beguiled a dull and wet
day by devising for this club a satirical coat of
arms. The shield was devised by Walpole, Sir
C. H. Williams, George Selwyn, and the Hon. R.
Edgecumbe, and drawn by the last. The drawing
formed a lot in the Strawberry Hall sale; and a
copy of it, with an explanation of its punning or
"canting" allusions to card-playing, the great end
and object of the club, will be found in Chambers'
"Book of Days."
"Arthur's Club" has always embraced a goodly
list of members of the titled classes and the heads
of the chief county families, though less aristocratic
than "White's" or "Brooks's." A most painful
circumstance, however, took place within it in the
year 1836. To use the words of Captain Gronow's
"Reminiscences," "A nobleman of the highest
position and influence in society was detected in
cheating at cards, and after a trial, which did not
terminate in his favour, died of a broken heart."
At No. 64, on this side of the street, is the
"Cocoa Tree Club." In the reign of Queen Anne
there was a famous chocolate-house known as the
"Cocoa Tree," a favourite sign to mark that new
and fashionable beverage. Its frequenters were
Tories of the strictest school. De Foe tells us in
his "Journey through England," that "a Whig
will no more go to the 'Cocoa Tree' . . . . than
a Tory will be seen at the Coffee House of St.
James's." In course of time, the "Cocoa Tree"
developed into a gaming-house and a club. In its
former capacity, Horace Walpole, writing in 1780,
mentions an amusing anecdote connected with
it:—"Within this week there has been a cast at
hazard at the 'Cocoa Tree,' the difference of which
amounted to an hundred and fourscore thousand
pounds. Mr. O'Birne, an Irish gamester, had won
£100,000 of a young Mr. Harvey, of Chigwell,
just started from a midshipman into an estate
by his elder brother's death. O'Birne said, 'You
can never pay me.' 'I can,' said the youth; 'my
estate will sell for the debt.' 'No,' said O'Birne,
'I will win ten thousand, and you shall throw for
the odd ninety thousand.' They did, and Harvey
won." It is to be hoped that he left the gaminghouse a wiser man thenceforth.
The anecdotes connected with the "Cocoa Tree"
when it was really "the Wits' Coffee House," would
fill a volume. One of them may be quoted here.
Dr. Garth, who used often to appear there, was
sitting one morning in the coffee-room conversing
with two persons of "quality," when the poet Rowe,
who was seldom very attentive to his dress and
appearance, though fond of being noticed by great
people, entered the door. Placing himself in a box
nearly opposite to that in which the doctor sat,
Rowe looked constantly round with a view to catch
his eye, but not succeeding, he desired the waiter
to ask him for the loan of his snuff-box, which he
knew to be a very valuable one, set with diamonds,
and the gift of royalty. After taking a pinch he
returned it, but again asked for it so repeatedly
that Garth, who knew him well, and saw through
his purpose, took out a pencil and wrote on the lid
two Greek characters, Φ and P, "Fie! Rowe." The
poet's vanity was mortified, and he left the house.
As an instance of the familiarity that would sometimes show itself between the menials and the
aristocratic visitors at these fashionable rendezvous,
this anecdote may be given. A waiter named
Samuel Spring having on one occasion to write to
George IV., when Prince of Wales, commenced his
letter as follows:—"Sam, the waiter at the Cocoa
Tree, presents his compliments to the Prince of
Wales," &c. His Royal Highness next day saw
Sam, and after noticing the receiving of his note,
and the freedom of the style, said, "Sam, this may
be very well between you and me, but it will not
do with the Norfolks and Arundels."
As a club, the "Cocoa Tree" did not cease to
keep up its reputation for high play. Although the
present establishment bearing the name dates its
existence only from the year 1853, the old chocolatehouse was probably converted into a club as far
back as the middle of the last century. Lord
Byron was a member of this club; and so was
Gibbon, the historian.
"Brooks's," pre-eminently the club-house of the
Whig aristocracy, occupies No. 60 on the west
side of the street. It was originally established at
"Almack's," in Pall Mall, in 1764, by the Duke of
Portland, Charles James Fox, and others. They
afterwards removed it to St. James's Street, and
the club-house, designed by Holland, was opened
in 1778. The early history of this club, so long
the head-quarters of the leaders of the old Whig
party, is thus told in the "Percy Anecdotes:"—"When the Whigs, with Mr. Fox for their leader,
commenced their long opposition to the Tory party
under Pitt, they formed themselves into a club at
'Almack's,' for the joint purpose of private conference on public measures, and of social intercourse. In 1777, a Mr. Brooks built, in St.
James's Street, a house for the accommodation of
the club, and had the honour of conferring on it
the name by which it has ever since been known.
The number of members is limited to four hundred
and fifty. . . . . A single black ball is sufficient to exclude. The members of the club are
permitted by courtesy to belong to the club at
Bath, and also to 'Miles's' and other respectable
clubs, without being balloted for. The subscription
is eleven guineas a year. Although, strictly speaking, an association of noblemen and gentlemen for
political objects, gaming is allowed. … It was
in the bosom of this club that Fox may be said
to have spent the happiest hours of his life. Here,
when the storm of public contention was over,
would the banished spirit of true kind-heartedness
return to its own home. Here, with Sheridan,
Barré, Fitzpatrick, Wilkes, and other men of the
same stamp, did his spirit luxuriate in its natural
simplicity; and hence, after a night of revelry, he
would hasten off to the shades of St. Anne's Hill,
near Chertsey, and with a pocket Horace—his
favourite companion—bring back his mind to contemplative tranquillity."
If we may trust Captain Gronow's "Anecdotes
and Reminiscences," at "Brooks's," for nearly half a
century, the play was of a more gambling character
than at "White's." Faro and macao were indulged
in to an extent which enabled a man to win or to
lose a considerable fortune in one night. It was
here that Charles James Fox, Selwyn, Lord Carlisle,
Lord Robert Spencer, General Fitzpatrick, and
other great Whigs won and lost hundreds of
thousands, frequently remaining at the table for
many hours without rising. On one occasion Lord
Robert Spencer contrived to lose the last shilling
of his considerable fortune given him by his brother,
the Duke of Marlborough. General Fitzpatrick
being much in the same condition, they agreed to
raise a sum of money, in order that they might
keep a faro bank. The members of the club made
no objection, and ere long they carried out their
design. As is generally the case, the bank was a
winner, and Lord Robert bagged, as his share
of the proceeds, one hundred thousand pounds.
He retired, strange to say, from the fetid atmosphere of play, with the money in his pocket, and
never again gambled. George Harley Drummond,
of the famous banking-house at Charing Cross,
played once only in his whole life at "White's" at
whist, on which occasion he lost twenty thousand
pounds to Brummell. This event caused him to
retire from the banking-house of which he was a
partner. Lord Carlisle was one of the most remarkable victims amongst the players at "Brooks's,"
and Charles Fox was not more fortunate, being
subsequently always in pecuniary difficulties.
The membership of "Brooks's Club," in the
days of Pitt and Fox, was a sort of crucial test by
which the members of the Whig party of the time
were distinguished. It was a passport to Holland
and Devonshire House, and also to Carlton House,
while the Prince of Wales was at war with his father
and his ministers. Hence, on Sheridan's entrance
into the House of Commons, in 1789, one of the
first objects of Fox and his friends was to procure
his admission inside the doors of "Brooks's."
But he was, personally, most unpopular with two
of the leaders of the Whig coterie, George Selwyn
and Lord Bessborough, who were resolved to keep
him out. As one black ball at that time excluded
a candidate, the Foxites resolved to get him in by a
ruse. Aided by Georgiana, Duchess of Devonshire,
the presiding genius of the Whig party, when the
time for the ballot came on, they sent false messages,
conveying alarming news of the illness of near
relatives, to both of the dissentients. The bait
took in both cases, each no doubt supposing that
the other would be in his place to give the black
ball; and the result was the election of Richard
Brinsley Sheridan, wit, dramatist, orator, and statesman in one.
Even after he had published the first volume of
his "History," Gibbon observes that his forced
residence in London was sad and solitary. "The
many forgot my existence when they saw me no
longer at 'Brooks's,' and the few who sometimes
had a thought on their friend were detained by
business or pleasure; and I was proud if I could
prevail on my bookseller, Elmsley, to enliven the
dulness of the evening."
Unlike his proud and haughty rival Pitt, it was in
the nature of Fox to unbend in social intercourse.
The latter, when away from London or from his club,
found his home at St. Anne's Hill, at Chertsey,
where he derived amusement from his library, from
his garden, from conversation, and from a variety
of domestic and literary avocations.
Here, William, the fifth Duke of Devonshire,
would spend his evenings, at whist or faro, whilst
his Duchess, the beautiful Georgiana, was laying
down the law to her political allies in the saloons of
Devonshire House. At one time O'Connell was a
member; but he was not at all a man after the
hearts of the old English Whigs, who on one occasion, if we may believe Mr. Raikes' "Journal," had
serious thoughts of expelling him.
Mr. Raikes, under date of 1832, recording the
defeat of the Reform Bill in the House of Lords,
and the refusal of the king to create fresh peers,
writes: "'Brooks's' is full of weeping and of gnashing of teeth, so little was the Whig party prepared
for this sudden catastrophe." "In the evening,"
he adds, "there was a most violent meeting of
Whigs at 'Brooks's,' where the virulence of the
speeches, and especially that of Mr. Stanley, the
Irish secretary, who got on the table, showed
the exasperated feelings of the party." This Mr.
Stanley, it may be added, is the same individual
who became afterwards the Tory premier, as the
Earl of Derby.
Like "Arthur's Club," of which we have spoken
above, "Brooks's" contains a sort of imperium in
imperio in the "Fox Club," an association of the admirers of the statesman whose name it perpetuates.
The members of the Fox Club dine together constantly during the London season. Though nearly
seventy years have passed away since the death of
Charles James Fox, in the upper room at Chiswick
House, yet his name and memory are fresh among
the sons and grandsons of his old personal and
political friends. It may be asked why there is not
still equally green and fresh amongst us a "Pitt
Club," as once there was? Englishmen as a rule
are "conservative" as well as "progressive" in
their tastes and likings; but, as a matter of fact,
the "Pitt Club" is particularly extinct, while that
named after the great Premier's rival, Fox, still
exists. Can the reason be after all that while Pitt
was stern and haughty, Fox was pleasant and genial,
and made friends instead of repelling them? If so,
it is good to know that amiable traits of character
are not soon forgotten.
"Brooks's Club," according to Mr. Rush, the
American Minister, at the time of the Regency,
consisted of 400 members.
A little below Bennett Street is the "New
University Club," founded in 1864. The house,
which is semi-Gothic in its style of architecture,
reaches back into Arlington Street. It consists
mainly of the younger members of the Universities
of Oxford and Cambridge.
At the corner of Bennett Street, the house No.
54 has been, since 1871, the home of the "Junior
St. James's Club;" and next door, occupying part
of the extensive building formerly known as
"Crockford's," is the "Devonshire Club." Like its
neighbour, this club is of quite recent origin (1874),
but it nevertheless numbers among its members
most of the élite of the Liberal party. It was at one
time proposed that its name should be altered to
the "Liberal," so as to place it in direct antagonism to the "Conservative," but this proposal was
ultimately negatived. Whenever the club begins
to build, it will probably take the site hitherto occupied by the late Duke of Buckingham's house on
the south side of Pall Mall adjoining to the War
Office, and at present used for some of the clerks
of that department.
Lord Hartington was chosen as the first chairman of the "Devonshire Club," so called after his
father. Among its trustees and members of its
committee appeared the names of the Duke of
Westminster, Lords Huntly, Cork, Wolverton, Kensington, and Lansdowne; Mr. Gladstone and Mr.
John Bright; the Right Hons. W. F. Cogan, H. C.
E. Childers, and W. P. Adam; Sir Henry James,
Q.C., Mr. A. D. Hayter, Sir William Drake, and
several leading members of Parliament.
"Crockford's Club-house," at which we have
now arrived, was built for its founder, the late
Mr. John Crockford, in 1827, by Wyatt. It was
erected at a vast cost, and in the grand proportions and palatial decorations of the principal
floors, "had not been surpassed in any similar building in the metropolis." On the ground floor are
the entrance-hall and inner-hall opening into a grand
suite of rooms of noble proportions; on the principal floor are a suite of very lofty and splendid
reception-rooms, gorgeously decorated à la Grand
Monarque, approached from a superb staircase,
itself an architectural triumph, and a great feature
of the building.
This club was founded by Mr. John Crockford, of whom we have already made mention in
speaking of the shop just outside Temple Bar,
where his money was made; and during the last
twenty years of his life-time it was frequented by
wealthy and aristocratic gentlemen. It lost its
character at his death in 1844, and soon afterwards
was closed. It was re-opened, after a few years'
interval, as the "Naval, Military, and Civil Service
Club;" it then was converted into a dining-room,
called the "Wellington;" and, lastly, it was taken
by a Joint-Stock Company as an auction-room.
The death of Mr. Crockford, in May, 1844, is
thus mentioned in the "Journal" of Mr. T.
Raikes:—"That arch-gambler Crockford is dead,
and has left an immense fortune. He was originally a low fishmonger in Fish Street Hill, near
the Monument, then a 'leg' at Newmarket, and
keeper of 'hells' in London. He finally set up the
club in St. James's Street, opposite to 'White's,'
with a hazard bank, by which he won all the disposable money of the men of fashion in London,
which was supposed to be near two millions."
At the time of his decease Mr. Crockford was
worth £700,000, if we may trust the abovementioned authority, though he had lost as much
more in mining and other speculations. His
death was accelerated by anxiety about his bets on
the Derby; a proof of the inconsistency of human
nature, which seeks the acquisition of wealth at the
risk even of life and health, without which all is
valueless.
In a work entitled "Doings in London," with
illustrations by Cruikshank, it is not obscurely
hinted that Mr. Crockford made his fortune by
keeping a "hell" in King Street, St. James's, and
that the fashionable club called after his name was
in reality little or no better. No doubt very high
play was carried on there, and the exact limits of
a house so called have never, that we know of,
been strictly defined.
Many stories are told about "Crockford's," and
most of them certainly not to the credit of its
owner. For instance, Mr. B. Jerrold tells us that in
1847 the proprietor of "Crockford's" "was compelled to return to Prince Louis Napoleon £2,000,
which a cheat had endeavoured to extort from him
inside his walls." It is almost a satisfaction to
read the fact which has been stated, that this same
proprietor of "Crockford's" became afterwards so
reduced in circumstances that in 1865 he begged
money of the emperor, at whose "fleecing" he had
at all events connived.
Mr. Raikes writes in his "Journal" from Paris,
in 1835—"Had a letter from G——, with a detail
of what is going on in London society, where the
gaming at 'Crockford's,' is unparalleled. Alea
quando hos animos?"
"White's Club," near the top of the street, on the
east side, occupies the site of the town-house of
Elizabeth, Countess of Northumberland, daughter
of Theophilus, Earl of Suffolk. Here she lived in
her widowhood, if we may trust Horace Walpole,
whose information came from the lady's niece by
marriage. She was "the last lady who kept up the
ceremonious state of the old peerage. When she
went out to pay visits, a footman, bareheaded,
walked on each side of her coach, and a second
coach with her women attended her. I think,"
adds Horace Walpole, "Lady Suffolk told me that
her daughter-in-law, the Duchess of Somerset, never
sat down before her without her leave to do so. I
suppose old Duke Charles, the 'proud' Duke of
Somerset, had imbibed a good quantity of his stately
pride in such a school."
"White's" originally stood at the bottom of St.
James's Street, on the eastern side, nearly opposite
to where are now the Conservative and Thatched
House Clubs. Gay, in his "Trivia," thus brings
to the mind's eye the scene which in former times
might here be witnessed—in the winter, of course:—
"At 'White's' the harness'd chairman idly stands,
And swings around his waist his tingling hands."
The history of the establishment of this club is
related as follows in the "Percy Anecdotes:"—"When 'Brooks's' became the head-quarters of
the Foxite party, their opponents formed on the
other side of the street a club which, from the name
of its first steward, took the name of 'White's.'
Here those measures which were to agitate Europe
were submitted to the country gentlemen, whilst
the spirit of resistance to the minister's power and
ambition was cherished and fed at the other club.
In the morning they met to organise and train their
opposing forces; at night, when debate was over,
each party retired, the one to 'White's,' and the
other to 'Brooks's,' to talk over triumphs achieved,
or to sustain disappointed hopes by new resolves
and new projects."
"White's" was the great Tory club, and in the
days of the Regency, when Whig and Liberal peers
could almost be counted on the fingers, it embraced
two-thirds, if not three-fourths, of the "upper ten
thousand" among its members. Being so fashionable, it is not a matter of wonder that it should
have been extremely difficult to gain entrance to it.
Its doors were shut against anybody, however rich,
who had made his money by mercantile industry.
Its large bow window, looking down into St. James's
Street, during the season, was very frequently filled
by the leading dandies and beaux, who preferred
lounging to politics: such as the Marquis of
Worcester, the Duke of Argyll, Lord Alvanley,
Lord Foley, Mr. G. Dawson Damer, Hervey Aston,
"Rufus" Lloyd, &c.
Mr. Rush, the American ambassador, speaks of
"White's" as the Tory Club established in the
reign of Charles II., and consisting of five hundred
members. He adds that it was generally so full
that there was great difficulty in gaining admission;
and that the place of head-waiter was said to be
worth five hundred pounds a year. The club was
a great place of resort among the "upper ten thousand." "Whenever I lose a friend," said George
Selwyn, "I go to 'White's,' and pick up another."
This club was originally one of the head-quarters
of the Tories of the old school, who here, in 1832,
discussed the advisability of throwing out the first
Reform Bill. But from and after that day it
adopted a neutral tint, being frequented by members of both sides of the house.
The records of "White's" are said to be perfect
from 1736. It may be questioned whether any
entry on the books of "this famous academy" (as
Swift once described it) has more interest than
that which records an event in the year 1854—viz.,
when the leading members of the club gave a
complimentary dinner to their fellow-member, the
Duke of Cambridge, on his departure to take a
command in the military expedition about to proceed to the East.
To this club belonged Sir Everard Fawkner,
an official high in the Post Office department, who
was celebrated for playing cards for high stakes,
and very badly too. In allusion to his office,
George Selwyn used to say, that some one who
played with him was "robbing the mail."
At this club, on the last night of the year 1754,
the first Lord Montfort supped and played at cards,
as usual, and on leaving told the waiter to send his
lawyer to wait on him the next day at eleven, as he
had important business to transact. The important
business was simply the work of blowing out his
brains with a horse-pistol. Lady Hervey says that
the sole cause of this rash act was a tœdium vitœ,
quite unaccountable in a man who had enjoyed all
the success of public life.
Colley Cibber, "player, poet, and manager," not
only an excellent actor, but the author of a treatise
on the stage, which Horace Walpole terms "inimitable," was a member of "White's Club." Davies,
in his "Life of Garrick," tells us the following story
about him:—"Colley, we are told, had the honour
to be a member of the great club at 'White's;'
and so, I suppose, might any other man who wore
good clothes, and paid his money when he lost it.
But on what terms did Cibber live with this society?
Why, he feasted most sumptuously, as I have heard
his friend Victor say, with an air of triumphant
exultation, with Mr. Arthur and his wife, and gave
a trifle for his dinner. After he had dined, when
the club-room door was opened and the laureate
was introduced, he was saluted with a loud and
joyous acclamation of 'O, King Coll!' 'Come in,
King Coll!' and 'Welcome, welcome, King Colley!'
And this kind of gratulation Mr. Victor thought
was very gracious and very honourable."

CROCKFORD'S CLUB, ABOUT 1840.
"White's Club" is more than once alluded to by
Pope, as a place where high play and loose morality
prevailed in his day. In one of Walpole's letters
occurs the following rich bit of satire on the folly
of betting, which we may imagine was here indulged in to a very large extent:—"Sept. 1st, 1750.—They have put in the papers a good story made
at 'White's.' A man dropped down dead at the
door, and was carried in; the club immediately
made bets whether he was dead or not; and when
they were going to bleed him, the wagerers for his
death interposed, and said it would affect the
fairness of the bet."
By common consent, as it would appear from
Captain Gronow, the late Lord Alvanley was regarded as the author of the chief witticisms in the
clubs after the abdication of the throne of dandyism
by Brummell, who, before that time, was always
quoted as the sayer of good things, as Sheridan had
been some time before. Lord Alvanley had the
talk of the day completely under his control, and
was the arbiter of the "school for scandal" in St.
James's. A bon mot attributed to him gave rise to
the belief that Solomon caused the downfall and
disappearance of Brummell; for on some friends of
the prince of dandies observing that if he had remained in London something might have been done
for him by his old associates, Alvanley replied,
"He has done quite right to be off: it was Solomon's judgment."
Of "White's Club," Lord Russell tells in his
"Recollections" an amusing story. "A noble lord,
who owned several 'pocket boroughs' in the good
old days of Eldon and Perceval, was asked by
the returning officer whom he meant to nominate.
Having no 'eligible' candidate at hand, he named
a waiter at 'White's,' one Robert Mackreth; but
as he did not happen to be sure of the Christian
name of his nominee, the election was declared
void. Nothing daunted, his lordship persisted in
his nomination. A fresh election was therefore
held, when the name of the gentleman having been
ascertained, he was returned as a matter of course,
and took his seat in St. Stephen's." In order to do
this, he must at that time have been qualified by
his patron with freehold land to the value of £300
a year! Such was the representation of England
in the good old days before the first Reform Bill!

1. ARTHUR'S CLUB.
2. BROOKS'S CLUB.
About the year 1870 this club was offered for
auction, and changed hands, becoming the property
of Mr. T. Percivall, of Wansford, in Northamptonshire. Since this period there has been, it is stated,
a great falling off in the number of members proposed
for election; and after being so many years the
great resort of the dandies, it is rapidly becoming
the stronghold of what may be called "fogeydom."
This is supposed to be the result of the establishment of the Marlborough Club, which has special
attractions for the rising young men of the day.
The club nevertheless still counts a goodly number
of the wealthy portion of the aristocracy among its
members, including the Prince of Wales and the
Duke of Edinburgh.
"Boodle's" is the last of the three surviving
clubs which have been identified with the names of
individuals; it was so called after its first founder,
of whom, however, little or nothing is known. It
is still the property of his representatives, though
governed by a committee. Like "White's," it has
a very modest and unpretending aspect when compared with some of the lordly edifices in its neighbourhood; but it is said to be marked by most
agreeable and comfortable arrangements within. It
is frequented mainly by elderly country gentlemen,
chosen indifferently from both of the two great
political parties. Hence this club has never been
identified with politics. It has been sarcastically
said to be sacred to Bœotian tastes, but it has
had distinguished persons on its list of members—Edward Gibbon, for instance, whose waddling gait
and ugly visage convulsed with laughter not merely
such fast friends as Lord and Lady Sheffield, but
many of his literary friends and compeers.
Among the eccentric members of this club were
the late Mr. Michael Angelo Taylor, M.P., and
John, tenth Earl of Westmorland. The former
was a notorious gossip and retailer of news and
small talk; in fact, quite a "Paul Pry" in his way:
the latter was as thin as a lath. Coming in one
day, Taylor found Lord Westmorland, who had
just dined off a roast fowl and a leg of mutton.
"Well, my lord," said Taylor, "I can't make out
where you have stowed away your dinner, for I can
see no trace of your ever having dined in your lean
body." "Upon my word," replied Lord Westmorland, "I have finished both, and could now go in
for another helping." His lordship, slim as was
his figure, was remarkable for a prodigious appetite:
in fact, it is said that he thought nothing of eating
up a respectable joint or a couple of fowls at a
single meal.
The original name of this club was the "Savoir
vivre," and along with "Brooks's" and "White's,"
it formed a trio of nearly coeval date. In its early
years it was noted for its costly gaieties, and its
epicurism is thus commemorated in the "Heroic
Epistle to Sir William Chambers:"—
"For what is Nature? Ring her changes round,
Her three flat notes are water, plants, and ground;
Prolong the peal, yet, spite of all your chatter,
The tedious chime is still ground, plants, and water.
So, when some John his dull invention racks,
To rival Boodle's dinners, or Almack's,
Three uncouth legs of mutton shock our eyes,
Three roasted geese, three buttered apple-pies."
A variety of clubs, past and present, have not
been mentioned in this or the previous chapter:
these, however, will be dealt with as we come to
them in our future account of St. James's Square,
Piccadilly, and other parts of the West-end of
"Modern Babylon."
It may be remarked, by way of a conclusion to
the present chapter, that there were from the
first too many aristocratic clubs and private mansions in St. James's Street to leave much room for
plebeian inns and hostelries on either side of so
highly respectable a thoroughfare. Still, Mr. Jacob
Larwood is at the pains of reminding us, in his
very amusing and entertaining "History of Signboards," that, in the seventeenth century, there
was in this street an inn known as "The Poet's
Head." He adds, however, "Who the poet was,
it is impossible to say now; perhaps it was Dryden,
since the trade's tokens represent a head crowned
with bays." The "poet," as such, has not been a
favourite as the sign of an inn, though we fail to
see why such should be the case if there be truth
in the old saying of Horace, that "no poems will
last or live that proceed from the pens of waterdrinkers."