CHAPTER XXXIII.
VAUXHALL.
"Those green retreats
Where fair Vauxhall bedecks her sylvan seats."—Loves of the Triangles.
First recorded Notice of the Gardens—The Place originally known as the Spring Gardens—Evelyn's Visit to Sir Samuel Morland's House—Visit of
Samuel Pepys to the Spring Gardens—Addison's Account of the Visit of Sir Roger de Coverley to Vauxhall—The Old Mansion of Copped
Hall—Description of Sir Samuel Morland's House and Grounds—The Place taken by Jonathan Tyers, and opened for Public Entertainment—Roubiliac's Statue of Handel—Reference to Vauxhall in Boswell's "Life of Johnson"—How Hogarth became connected with Vauxhall
Gardens—A Ridotto al Fresco—Character of the Entertainments at Vauxhall a Century ago—Character of the Company frequenting the
Gardens—A Description of the Gardens as they appeared in the Middle of the Last Century—How Horace Walpole and his Friends visited
Vauxhall, and minced Chickens in a China Dish—Byron's Description of a Ridotto al Fresco—Fielding's Account of Vauxhall—Sunday
Morning Visitors to Vauxhall—Vauxhall in the Height of its Glory—Goldsmith's Description of a Visit—Sir John Dinely and other
Aristocratic Visitors—How Jos Sedley drank Rack Punch at Vauxhall—Wellington witnessing the Battle of Waterloo over again—The
Gardens in the Last of their Glory—Hayman's Picture of the "Milkmaids on May-day"—Lines on Vauxhall, by Ned Ward the Younger—Balloon Ascents—Narrow Escape of the Gardens from Destruction by Fire—Closing of the Gardens, and Sale of the Property.
We are now on gossiping ground, and therefore we
can scarcely be severely blamed if we dwell for a
short space on the stories of past times. Quitting
the precincts of Lambeth Palace, and following the
course of the river for a short distance northward,
we arrive at Vauxhall Bridge Road; and then,
after passing under the South-Western Railway, we
reach the spot where, till about 1860, stood the
grand entrance to Vauxhall Gardens—that paradise of enchantment, with its houris in the illuminated walks, and the lamps and the fireworks,
and the water-works, and the hermit in his cave,
and the Rotunda, and Madame Saqui on the tightrope, and fowl and ham and rack punch in the
boxes, and poke bonnets, and scanty skirts, and roll
collars, and swallow-tailed coats;—all these have
passed away, and left not a vestige behind. Times
have indeed changed. If there were now a Prince
Regent and a batch of Allied Sovereigns, and a
Duke of Wellington and a Field-Marshal Blucher,
they would not go to Cremorne to show themselves
to the people; and yet, in the great days of Vauxhall, those renowned personages did pay the gardens
an evening visit, and were duly and right loyally
cheered and mobbed by the crowd who had paid
for admission. When such great persons were not
present, there were songstresses by the score—Mrs.
Bland, the sweet-voiced, dumpy little ballad singer;
and Dignum the mellifluous; and Madame Vestris;
and sometimes, if we mistake not, the queenly
Kitty Stephens and glorious Incledon. But we are
anticipating the order of events, and must return
to plain historical details.
The first authentic notice of these gardens occurs
in a record of the Duchy of Cornwall, dated in
1615, at which time the property was vested in
Jane, widow of John Vaux, one of whose daughters
subsequently married Barlow, Bishop of Lincoln.
The residence belonging to the estate was then
called Stock-dens, or Stoc-dens, and the grounds
about it were known as "The Spring Gardens," a
name which they retained in theory and in official
documents to the very last, though popularly known
as "Vauxhall Gardens." The exact date at which
these grounds were first opened to the public is
now involved in obscurity. Wycherley, about the
year 1677, speaks of taking "a syllabub at the
New Spring Garden."
The place, however, is mentioned by John
Evelyn in his "Diary," under date 2nd July, 1661,
as "the new Spring Garden at Lambeth, a prettycontrived plantation." Two years later it is
described as being laid out in squares "enclosed
with hedges of gooseberries, within which are roses,
beans, and asparagus;" from which it may be
inferred that in the early part of the reign of
Charles II. these gardens were practically useful,
and not a mere resort of pleasure-seekers.
Manning and Bray, the historians of Surrey,
ascribe the origin of the gardens to the ingenious
Sir Samuel Morland, who certainly had a mansion
in this neighbourhood in 1675. Evelyn, in 1681,
mentions a visit which he paid to Sir Samuel here
"to see his house and mechanics." A foot-note is
added, stating that in his house here Sir Samuel
had built and fitted up a large room, which he had
furnished in a sumptuous manner, for concerts and
other gatherings, on the top of which was a "punchinello holding a sun-dial." He had constructed
also some fountains in his gardens. He was much
in favour with the king for services he had rendered
to him while abroad; and his house bore the
reputation of being the place across the water to
which the "merry monarch" and his gay ladies
would often repair on fine evenings.
Notwithstanding that when first opened, these
gardens were commonly called "The New Spring
Garden at Lambeth," so far as we know, they bear
no trace of a "water spring," or jet d'eau, such as
we have described in our account of the Spring
Gardens at Charing Cross. (fn. 1) The idea of the place
being borrowed, however, from the gardens at
Charing Cross, it would seem that a similar name
was given to it, though meaningless.
Samuel Pepys, in his "Diary," under date May
28th, 1667, mentions these gardens in the following
terms:—"Went by water to Fox (sic) Hall, and
there walked in Spring Gardens. A great deal of
company; the weather and gardens pleasant, and
cheap going thither: for a man may go to spend
what he will, or nothing at all: all is one. But
to hear the nightingale and other birds, and here
fiddles and there a harp, and here a Jew's harp,
and there laughing, and there [to see] fine people
walking, is very diverting."
In the space at our disposal it would be impossible to quote half the passages to be found in our
modern classical writers which refer to these gardens in their hey-day of fashion. That they existed
as a place of public amusement soon after Evelyn
made the above-mentioned entry in his "Diary"
is clear from the Spectator, No. 383, dated May,
1712. Readers of that delightful work will not
readily forget Addison's account of Sir Roger de
Coverley's visit with him to Vauxhall; how he
"took boat" at the Temple Stairs, and was rowed
thither by a waterman with only one leg; how
sadly, on his way up the Thames, he contrasted the
many spires of the City churches with the scantiness
of such edifices westward of Temple Bar, and what
badinage he had to put up with from the other
Thames watermen en route for his destination.
They will not forget his description of the place:—"The Spring Gardens are exquisitely pleasant
at this time of the year. When I considered
the fragrancy of the walks and bowers, with the
choirs of birds that sang upon the trees, and the
tribe of people that walked under their shade, I
could not but look upon the place as a kind of
Mahometan paradise;" nor will they forget how
the gardens put Sir Roger in mind of a little
coppice by his house in the country, which his
chaplain used to call "an aviary of nightingales."
And they will also call to mind how the worthy
knight and his companion concluded their walk
with a modest glass of Burton ale and a slice of
hung beef, the fragments of which he ordered the
waiter to carry to the waterman that had but
one leg.
Such is our earliest notice of Vauxhall as a public
garden, written, most probably, not long after its
opening. The name of the place was originally
Faux Hall, which in process of time has become
corrupted into the better known appellation of
Vauxhall. In the days of King John, Fulk, or
Faulk de Brent, a stout Norman knight, held a
manor on this spot; and the house was afterwards
known as Copped, or Copt Hall. It is so called
in Norden's "Survey" (1615), where a residence
is described as being "opposite to a capital mansion called Fauxe Hall." The latter, Lysons
imagines, was the ancient manor-house, which,
being afterwards pulled down or otherwise lost,
the name was transferred to Copt Hall. This house
was the residence of Sir Thomas Parry, Chancellor
of the Duchy of Lancaster, and was held by him
of the Manor of Kennington. Here the ill-fated
Arabella Stuart, whose misfortune it was to be too
nearly allied to the Crown, remained prisoner for
twelve months, under the custody of Sir Thomas. (fn. 2)
In the Parliamentary Survey taken after the execution of Charles I., the mansion is described as
"a capital messuage called Vauxhall, alias Copped
Hall, bounded by the Thames: being a fair dwelling-house, strongly built, of three storeys high, and
a fair staircase breaking out from it of nineteen
feet square."
In the sixteenth century it is asserted that the
place belonged to the family of Fauxe, or Vaux.
The name of Thomas, the second son of Lord
Vaux (1520–60), is not unknown as a poet; he is
mentioned in Johnson's "Lives of the Poets;" but
whether he ever lived here we have no authority
for deciding. Pennant, with more rashness than is
his wont, considers that "Vauxhall" was a corruption of "Faux Hall," and that it was called
after the celebrated Guy Fawkes, of gunpowderplot celebrity, who lived here, and, as Dr. Ducarel
imagined, owned the manor. Following up this
mistaken idea in all the simplicity of good faith,
Pennant adds, with a touch of bitterness, "In foreign
parts a colonne infame would have been erected on
the spot; but the site is now (1790) occupied by
Marble Hall and Cumberland Tea Gardens, and
several other buildings." Mention is made of the
place by Pepys in 1663, when he tells us how that,
on his return from Epsom to London, he and his
companion "set up" their horses at "Fox Hall,"
and returned home by water from Lambeth
Stairs.
There does not appear to be any foundation for
the tradition that the renowned Guy had anything
to do with Faux Hall; but the story received some
support from the fact that the gunpowder conspirators had a house in Lambeth where they
stored their powder, as we have stated in a former
chapter. (fn. 3)
The mansion was sold in 1652, but subsequently
reverted to the Crown at the Restoration. After
passing through various hands, in the year 1675
Sir Samuel Morland obtained a lease of Vauxhall
House, as it was then called, made it his residence,
and considerably improved the premises.
Aubrey, in his "Antiquities of Surrey," informs
us that Sir Samuel Morland "built a fine room at
Vauxhall, the inside all of looking-glass, and fountains very pleasant to behold; which," he adds,
"is much visited by strangers. It stands in the
middle of the garden, covered with Cornish slate,
on the point whereof he placed a punchinello.
very well carved, which held a dial, but the winds
have demolished it." "The house," says a more
modern author, Sir John Hawkins, "seems to have
been rebuilt since the time that Sir Samuel Morland dwelt in it; with a great number of stately
trees, and laid out in shady walks, it obtained the
name of Spring Gardens; and the house being converted into a tavern or place of entertainment, it
was frequented by the votaries of pleasure."
From this period to that of the visit of Addison
and Sir Roger nothing appears to be known concerning Vauxhall; nor again from that time till the
year 1732, when the house and gardens came into
the possession of a gentleman named Jonathan
Tyers, who opened it with an advertisement of a
"ridotto al fresco"—a term to which the people
of this country had till that time been strangers.
These entertainments were several times repeated
in the course of the summer, and numbers resorted
to partake of them, which encouraged the proprietor to make his garden a place of musical
entertainment for every evening during the summer
season. To this end he was at great expense in
decorating the gardens with paintings; he engaged
an excellent band of musicians, and issued silver
tickets for admission at a guinea each; and receiving great encouragement, he set up an organ
in the orchestra; and in a conspicuous part of the
gardens erected a fine statue of Handel, the work
of Roubiliac. With reference to this piece of
sculpture, a writer in the Mirror (1830) observes:—"The first work which can with certainty be
ascribed to Roubiliac is that statue of Handel made
for Vauxhall Gardens. He wished to give a lively
transcript of the living man, and he fully accomplished what he undertook. He has exhibited
the eminent composer in the act of rapturous
meditation when the music had fully awakened up
his soul. His gladness of face and agitation of
body tell us that the sculptor imagined Handel's
finest strains to have been conceived amidst contortions worthy of the Cumean Sybil. Though
every button of his dress seems to have sat for its
likeness, and every button-hole is finished with the
fastidiousness of a fashionable tailor, the clothes
are infected with the agitation of the man, and
are in staring disorder. It did not remain long at
Vauxhall, but the cause of its removal has not been
stated. 'It stood,' says Smith, 'in 1744, on the
south side of the gardens, under an enclosed lofty
arch, surmounted by a figure playing the violoncello,
attended by two boys; and it was then screened
from the weather by a curtain, which was drawn
up when the visitors arrived. The ladies then
walked in these and Mary-le-bone Gardens in their
hoops, sacques, and caps, as they appeared in
their own drawing-rooms; whilst the gentlemen
were generally uncovered, with their hats under
their arms, and swords and bags. The statue,
after being moved to various situations in the
gardens, was at length conveyed to the house of
Mr. Barrett, of Stockwell, and from thence to the
entrance-hall of the residence of his son, the Rev.
Mr. Barrett, Duke Street, Westminster.' From
Mr. Barrett's hands the statue found its way, after
various vicissitudes of fortune, to a house in Dean
Street, where it awaits a fresh purchaser."

THE OLD MANOR-HOUSE AT VAUXHALL, ABOUT 1800.
The son of the original proprietor of these
gardens, Thomas Tyers, having been bred for the
bar, became one of Dr. Johnson's friends, and,
indeed, published a biographical sketch of him,
which is now forgotten. He likewise published
sketches of Pope and Addison, and a work of
higher pretension, "Political Conferences." He
is pleasantly, though somewhat contemptuously,
described in No. 48 of the Idler, under the
sobriquet of "Tom Restless."
Considering that Dr. Johnson was so frequent a
visitor at the gardens, it is astonishing that there
should be so few allusions to them in the burly
Doctor's life by Boswell.
"That excellent place of amusement," writes
Johnson, "which must ever be an estate to its
proprietor, as it is peculiarly adapted to the taste
of the English nation; there being a mixture of
curious show, gay exhibition, music, vocal and
instrumental, not too refined for the general ear,
for all which only a shilling is paid; and, though
last not least, good eating and drinking for those
who choose to purchase that regale."

VIEWS IN VAUXHALL GARDENS. 1. Fountain at Back of Orchestra. 2. Ruins at End of Walk. 3. The Orchestra. 4. Neptune's Fountain. 5. Old Entrance to Vauxhall Gardens. 6. Back of Orchestra.
Boswell, in his notes, tells us that in the summer
of 1792, additional and more expensive decorations
having been introduced, the price of admission was
doubled, and adds his own disapproval of the plan,
on the ground that a number of the honest commonalty were thereby excluded. Mr. J. Wilson
Croker, in his edition of Boswell, adds that the
admission was subsequently raised to four shillings,
"without improving either the class of company or
the profits of the proprietors."
Among Tyers's numerous friends was Hogarth,
who, as we have already seen, had a residence in
this neighbourhood, (fn. 4) and who, to add to the attractions of the place, advised Tyers to decorate the
boxes with paintings. For the following account
of the way in which Hogarth, as a painter, became
connected with the gardens, we are indebted to a
selection of anecdotes published under the title of
"Art and Artists:"—"Soon after his marriage,
Hogarth had summer lodgings at South Lambeth,
and hence became intimate with Jonathan Tyers,
the proprietor of Vauxhall Gardens. On passing
the tavern which stood at the entrance, one
morning, Hogarth saw Tyers, and, observing him
to be very melancholy, asked him, 'How now,
Master Tyers? why so sad this morning?' 'Sad
times these, Master Hogarth,' replied Tyers;
'and my reflections were on a subject not
likely to brighten a man's countenance. I was
thinking which is the easiest death, hanging or
drowning.' 'Oh!' said Hogarth, 'is it come to
that?' 'Very nearly, I assure you,' replied Tyers.
'Then,' said Hogarth, 'the remedy that you think
of applying is not likely to mend the matter; don't
hang or drown yourself to-day, my friend. I have
a thought that may save the necessity of either,
and will communicate it to you if you will call on
me to-morrow morning at my studio in Leicester
Fields' (fn. 5) The interview took place, and the result
was the concocting and getting up of the first
'Ridotto al Fresco,' which was very successful;
one of the new attractions being the embellishment
of the pavilions of the gardens by Hogarth's own
pencil. Thus he drew the 'Four Parts of the
Day,' which Hayman copied, and the two scenes
of 'Evening' and 'Night,' with portraits of Henry
VIII. and Anne Boleyn. Hayman, it should be
stated here, was one of the earliest members of the
Royal Academy, and when young was a scenepainter at Drury Lane Theatre. Hogarth at this
time was in prosperity, and assisted Tyers more
essentially even than by the few pieces which he
painted for the gardens; and in return for this
good service Tyers presented the painter with a
gold ticket of admission in perpetuity for himself
and his friends, which was handed down to
Hogarth's descendants—the ticket admitting six
persons, or, in the current language of the day,
'one coach'—that is, one coachful."
Malcolm, in his "Anecdotes of London," tells
us that the first notice of the gardens which he had
been able to find in the newspapers, was in June,
1732, when the "Ridotto al Fresco" is mentioned
as having been given here. The company were
estimated at 400 persons, in the proportion of ten
men to one woman; and he tells us that most of
them wore dominos, lawyers' gowns, and masks,
and other disguises, though many were without
either. "The company," Malcolm adds, "retired
between three or four in the morning, and order
was preserved by 100 soldiers who were stationed
at the entrance"—a precaution which seems to
explain very significantly the character of the
company whom the worthy proprietor was led to
expect.
Though Pepys tells us that a visit to these
gardens was not expensive, yet Bonnell Thornton
furnishes a ludicrous account of a stingy old citizen
loosing his purse-strings in order to treat his wife
and family to Vauxhall; and Colin's description
to his wife of "Greenwood Hall, or the pleasures
of Spring Gardens," gives a lively picture of what
this modern Arcadia was something more than a
century ago.
Grosely, in his "Tour to London," writes (with
reference to Vauxhall and Ranelagh (fn. 6) ):—"These
entertainments, which begin in the month of May,
are continued every night. They bring together
persons of all ranks and conditions; and amongst
these a considerable number of females, whose
charms want only that cheerful air, which is the
flower and quintessence of beauty. These places
serve equally as a rendezvous either for business or
intrigue. They form, as it were, private coteries;
there you see fathers and mothers, with their
children, enjoying domestic happiness in the midst
of public diversions. The English assert that such
entertainments as these can never subsist in France,
on account of the levity of the people. Certain
it is that those of Vauxhall and Ranelagh, which
are guarded only by outward decency, are conducted without tumult and disorder, which often
disturb the public diversions of France. I do not
know whether the English are gainers thereby;
the joy which they seem in search of at those
places does not beam through their countenances;
they look as grave at Vauxhall and Ranelagh as at
the Bank, at church, or a private club. All persons
there seem to say, what a young English nobleman said to his governor, 'Am I as joyous as I
should be?'"
When we endeavour to re-people these gardens
with the gay crowds which a century ago frequented
them, so light of heart and buoyant of spirit, we
cannot help remembering the words of Dr. Johnson
on the subject of their rival, Ranelagh, uttered in
one of his gravest moods—"Alas, sir! these are
only struggles for happiness! When I first entered
Ranelagh, it gave to my mind an expansion of gay
sensation such as I never experienced anywhere
else; but as Xerxes wept when he viewed his
immense army, and considered that not one of
that great multitude would be alive a hundred
years afterwards, so it went to my heart to consider
that there was not one in all that brilliant circle
that was not afraid to go home and think."
Perhaps the best defence of such places of
public resort as Vauxhall is to be found in the
well-known words of Dr. Johnson, though spoken
of another place. Having come from the Pantheon, Boswell said there was not half-a-guinea's
worth of pleasure in seeing that place. Johnson:
"But, sir, there is half-a-guinea's worth of inferiority
to other people in not having seen it." Boswell:
"I doubt, sir, whether there are many happy people
here." Johnson: "Yes, sir, there are many happy
people here. There are many people here who
are watching hundreds, and who think hundreds
are watching them."
Vauxhall Gardens would appear at first to have
served as a substitute for the old Spring Gardens
at Charing Cross, when, thanks to the Puritans,
the latter ceased to be a place of public entertainment, and began to be covered with private residences. After the Restoration, builders invaded
Spring Gardens, and its name, and its "good-will"
too, was transferred to Vauxhall. Except the
"spring," the amusements were nearly the same as
in the old garden. The "close walks" were an
especial attraction for other reasons than the
nightingales, which, in their proper season, warbled
in the trees. "The windings and turnings in the
little wilderness," observes Tom Brown, "are so
intricate that the most experienced mothers have
often lost themselves here in looking for their
daughters."
In the time of Addison, as we have already
seen, these gardens continued to be noted for their
nightingales, and for their sirens; and Sir Roger
de Coverley is represented as wishing that there
were more of the former and fewer of the latter, in
which case he would have been a more frequent
customer. In our day, and, indeed, during the
last half century of their existence, the gardens
grew worse off for nightingales than ever, while
the undesirable element showed no tendency to
diminish in numbers.
It appears from a notice by the proprietor, in
1736, that, "being ambitious of obliging the polite
and worthy part of the town," at first he admitted
the public by shilling tickets, in order "to keep
away such as were not fit to mix with those persons
of quality, ladies and gentlemen, and others, who
should honour him with their company;" but that
owing to the misconduct of his numerous servants,
and also for other reasons, he had resolved to
abandon the plan, and to take the shillings at the
gate. But two years later the ticket-system was
revived; for in March, 1738, the following notice
was issued by the master of the gardens:—"The
entertainment will be opened at the end of April
or the beginning of May (as the weather permits),
and continue three months, or longer, with the
usual illuminations and bands of music, and several
considerable additions and improvements to the
organ. A thousand tickets only will be delivered
out, at 24s. each; the silver of every ticket to be
worth 3s. 6d., and to admit two persons every
evening, Sundays excepted, during the season.
Every person coming without a ticket to pay 1s.
each time for admittance. No servants in livery to
walk in the garden. All subscribers are warned
not to permit their tickets to get into the hands of
persons of evil repute, there being an absolute
necessity to exclude all such." The Watermen's
Company gave notice at the same time that two
of their beadles would attend at Vauxhall Stairs
from five till eleven nightly, to prevent impositions
by members of their society.
In the absence of bridges, the chief access to
the gardens, at that period, was necessarily by
water, and a gay and animated scene the Thames
must have presented at such times. The author
of "A Trip to Vauxhall," published in the year
1737, describes his start from Whitehall Stairs in
the following terms:—
"Lolling in state, with one on either side,
And gently falling with the wind and tide,
Last night, the evening of a sultry day,
I sailed triumphant on the liquid way,
To hear the fiddlers of 'Spring Gardens' play;
To see the walks, orchestras, colonnades,
The lamps and trees, in mingled lights and shades.
The scene so new, with pleasure and surprise,
Feasted awhile our ravished ears and eyes.
The motley crowd we next with care survey,
The young, the old, the splenetic, and gay,
The fop emasculate, the rugged brave,
All jumbled here, as in the common grave."
This poem is worth reading, not on account of its
intrinsic merits, but for the sake of the satirical
allusions to the company which it contains, and
which, being of a contemporary date, gives a
graphic account of the manners of the place and
time. The frontispiece, too, is curious, representing the gardens and the orchestra, with waiters
wearing badges, and carrying bottles of wine to the
company.
Vauxhall Gardens, until about the year 1730,
must have resembled one of the tea-gardens of our
own time, being "planted with trees and laid out
into walks;" and it was not until the above date
that it became exclusively a place of evening entertainment; for Addison refers to it as the "Spring
Garden," and speaks of "the choirs of birds that
sang upon the trees." A fuller account of the
gardens is given in a letter professedly written by
a foreigner to his friend at Paris, and which was
published in the Champion of the 5th of August,
1742. The writer had previously visited Ranelagh,
and in reference to that place says, "I was now
(at Vauxhall) introduced to a place of a very
different kind from that I had visited the night
before—vistas, woods, tents, buildings, and company, I had a glimpse of, but could discover
none of them distinctly, for which reason I began
to repine that we had not arrived sooner, when all
in a moment, as if by magic, every object was
made visible—I should rather say, illustrious—by a
thousand lights finely disposed, which were kindled
at one and the same signal, and my ears and my
eyes, head and heart, were captivated at once.
Right before extended a long and regular vista.
On my right hand I stepped into a delightful
grove, wild, as if planted by the hand of Nature,
under the foliage of which, at equal distances, I
found two similar tents, of such a contrivance and
form as a painter of genius and judgment would
choose to adorn his landscape with. Farther on,
still on my right, through a noble triumphal arch
with a grand curtain, still in the picturesque style,
artificially thrown over it, an excellent statue of
Handel (Roubiliac's) appears in the action of
playing upon the lyre, which is finely set off by
various greens, which form in miniature a sort of
woody theatre. The grove itself is bounded on
three sides, except the intervals made by the two
vistas which lead to and from it with a plain
but handsome colonnade, divided into different
departments to receive different companies, and
distinguished and adorned with paintings which,
though slight, are well fancied, and have a very
good effect. In the middle centre of the grove,
fronting a handsome banqueting-room, the very
portico of which is adorned and illuminated with
curious lustres of crystal glass, stands the orchestra
(for music likewise here is the soul of the entertainment); and at some distance behind it a pavilion
that beggars all description—I do not mean for
the richness of the materials of which it is composed, but for the nobleness of the design, and
the elegance of the decorations with which it is
adorned."
Perhaps there was not often a gayer or more
lively evening spent at Vauxhall than that of the
longest day in June, 1750, when, as Horace Walpole
tells his friend Montagu, Lady C. Petersham made
up a party, including himself, Lord March (afterwards the Duke of Queensberry, "Old Q."), Mr.
O'Brien, the Duke of Kingston, Lord Orford, Mr.
Whitehead, Harry Vane, the "pretty Miss Beauclerk," the "foolish" Miss Sparre, and Miss Ashe,
a lively girl of high parentage on her father's side,
known in society as "The Pollard Ashe." The
gossiping Walpole narrates the sallies of wit and
fun with which they passed the time pleasantly
away, and adds: "We minced seven chickens into
a china dish, which Lady Caroline stewed over a
lamp with three pats of butter and a flagon of water,
stirring, rattling, and laughing, and we every moment
expecting to have the dish fly about our ears. She
had brought Betty, the fruit-girl, with hampers and
strawberries and cherries, and made her wait upon
us, and then made her sup by us at a little table."
It was on their way home on this memorable night
that they "picked up Lord Granby, arrived very
drunk from Jenny's Whim," as related by us in our
account of Chelsea. (fn. 7) We should much like to
have formed one of the party on this occasion, or
at all events to have occupied a box hard by, as
we should have been sure to have been highly
amused by the wit and repartee of the sprightly
demoiselles.
Walpole has also described, in another letter to
his friend Montagu, an evening which he spent
with Mr. Conway in the next season at a ridotto
al fresco at Vauxhall, for which the entrance was
ten shillings. He describes the crowd of visitors
and of coaches, and of men masquerading in the
dress of Turks, &c. In explanation of the term
"Ridotto," we may refer our readers to Lord
Byron, who in his "Beppo" thus covertly satirises
Vauxhall:—
"They went to the Ridotto—'tis a hall
Where people dance, and sup, and dance again;
Its proper name, perhaps, were a masqued ball;
But that's of no importance to my strain.
'Tis, on a smaller scale, like our Vauxhall,
Excepting that it can't be spoilt by rain.
The company is mix'd—the phrase I quote is
As much as saying, 'They're below your notice.' "
The "illuminated saloons and groves of Vauxhall," as they are styled in "Merrie England in
the Olden Time," are thus celebrated by Fielding
in his "Amelia:"—"The extreme beauty and
elegance of this place is well known to almost every
one of my readers, and happy is it for me that it is
so, since to give an adequate account of it would
exceed my power of description. To delineate the
particular beauties of these gardens would indeed
require as much pains, and as much paper too, as
to rehearse all the good actions of their master,
whose life proves the truth of an observation which
I have read in some other writer, that a truly
elegant taste is generally accompanied with an
excellency of heart; or, in other words, that true
virtue is indeed nothing else but true taste." The
gardens, no doubt, were made not only an elegant
place of enjoyment, but also as innocent as the
manners and customs of the times would permit;
but, nevertheless, the season of 1759, and again
that of 1763, appear to have been notorious for the
bad behaviour of the company, in spite of the proprietor's laudable efforts to keep the place decent
and respectable. In the latter year, complaints
having been made on the subject on the day fixed
by the magistrates for licensing the public places
of amusement, the proprietor pledged himself that
the dark walks should thenceforward be lighted,
and that a sufficient number of watchmen should
be provided to keep the peace.
The gardens are described in a very dry and
matter-of-fact manner by Northouck, who wrote in
1773. From him it appears that the visitors were
always most orderly and "respectable," and that
the illuminations, &c., were almost always over by
ten o'clock. In respect of early hours it is to be
feared that we have not much improved on our
grandfathers.
Angelo, in his "Reminiscences," published in
the reign of George IV., thus describes the gardens
as he had known them in his youth:—"I remember
the time when Vauxhall (in 1776, the price of
admission being then only one shilling) was more
a bear-garden than a rational place of resort, and
most particularly on the Sunday mornings. It was
then crowded from four to six with gentry, girls of
the town, apprentices, shop-boys, &c. Crowds of
citizens were to be seen trudging home with their
wives and children. Rowlandson, the artist, and
myself have often been there, and he has found
plenty of employment for his pencil. The chef
d'æuvre of his caricatures, which is still in print,
is his drawing of Vauxhall, in which he has introduced a variety of characters known at the time,
particularly that of my old schoolfellow, Major
Topham, the 'macaroni' of the day. One curious
scene he sketched on the spot purposely for me.
It was this. A citizen and his family are seen all
seated in a box eating supper, when one of the
riff-raff in the gardens throws a bottle in the middle
of the table, breaking the dishes and the glasses.
The old man swearing, the wife fainting, and the
children screaming, afforded full scope for his
humorous pencil.
"Such night-scenes as were then tolerated are
now become obsolete. Rings were made in every
part of the gardens to decide quarrels; it now no
sooner took place in one quarter than, by a contrivance of the light-fingered gentry, another row
was created in another quarter, to attract the crowd
away.
"Mrs. Weichsell (Mrs. Billington's mother) was
the principal female singer. The men were Joe
Vernon, of Drury Lane Theatre, &c.; Barthelmon,
leader of the band; Fisher, hautboy; and Mr.
Hook, conductor and composer. The dashers of
that day, instead of returning home in the morning
from Vauxhall, used to go to the 'Star and Garter'
at Richmond. . . . On week-days I have seen
many of the nobility—particularly the Duchess of
Devonshire, &c.—with a large party, supping in the
rooms facing the orchestra, French horns playing
to them all the time."
Vauxhall in its best days was frequented by all
the successive generations of humorists, from
Addison down to Hogarth and Oliver Goldsmith;
and by literary men, from Dr. Johnson down to
Macaulay, George Hanger (Lord Coleraine), Captain Gronow, Lord William Lennox, Mr. Grantley
Berkeley, Douglas Jerrold, Leigh Hunt, Thackeray,
and Dickens.
Goldsmith, when he had achieved his first successes in literature, and in those lucid intervals
when he had a good coat on his back and a few
shillings in his pocket, especially in the last year of
his life, was often a visitor here, along with Dr.
Johnson and Sir Joshua Reynolds, dressed in a
suit of velvet, of course. Goldsmith, describing a
"Visit to Vauxhall," about the year 1760, having
praised the singers and the very excellent band,
continues:—"The satisfaction which I received
the first night [of the season] I went there was
greater than my expectations; I went in company
of several friends of both sexes, whose virtues I
regard and judgments I esteem. The music, the
entertainments, but particularly the singing, diffused
that good humour among us which constitutes the
true happiness of society." The same author's
account of these gardens in the "Citizen of the
World" contains some interesting passages. This
occurs in the description of the visit of the shabby
beau, the man in black, and one or two other
persons, in company with the Chinese philosopher.
The beau's lady, Mrs. Tibbs, has a natural aversion
to the water, and the pawnbroker's widow, being
"a little in flesh," protests against walking; so a
coach is agreed on as the mode of conveyance.
"The illuminations," says the philosopher, "began
before we arrived, and I must confess that upon
entering the gardens I found every sense overpaid
with more than expected pleasure; the lights everywhere glimmering through scarcely-moving trees;
the full-bodied concert bursting on the stillness of
night; the natural concert of the birds in the more
retired part of the grove vying with that which was
formed by art; the company, gaily dressed, looking
satisfaction; and the tables spread with various
delicacies; all conspired to fill my imagination with
the visionary happiness of the Arabian lawgiver,
and lifted me into an ecstacy of admiration. 'Head
of Confucius,' cried I to my friend, ' this is fine!
this unites rural beauty with courtly magnificence.'"
A dispute between the two ladies now engages the
philosopher's attention. "Miss Tibbs was for
keeping the genteel walk of the garden, where, she
observed, there was always the very best company;
the widow, on the contrary, who came but once a
season, was for securing a good standing-place to
see the water-works, which, she assured us, would
begin in less than an hour at furthest." The cascade
here referred to had been but recently introduced
into the gardens, and was then doubtless a great
attraction. A few years later the "water-works"
were greatly improved, and called the Cataract.
The effects then produced were very ingenious and
beautiful; and at the signal for their commencement—the ringing of a bell at nine o'clock—there
was a general rush from all parts of the gardens.

THE OLD VILLAGE OF VAUXHALL, WITH ENTRANCE TO THE GARDENS, IN 1825.
Garrick was a frequent visitor here, as also were
the fair Gunnings, who made a greater noise in the
world of fashion than any women since the days of
Helen. "They are declared," writes Walpole, "to
be the handsomest women alive; they can't walk
in the park, or go to Vauxhall, but such crowds
follow them that they are generally driven away."
Another frequenter of Vauxhall Gardens was
that eccentric person, Sir Henry Bate Dudley;
and amongst the regular visitors here towards the
close of the last century was the equally eccentric
baronet, Sir John Dinely, so well known for his
matrimonial advertisements. It was his habit to
attend here on public nights twice or three times
every season, when he would parade up and down
the most public parts; and it is said that whenever it was known that he was coming, the ladies
would flock in shoals to the gardens. He wore his
wig fastened in a curious manner by a piece of
stay-tape under his chin, and was always dressed
in a cloak with long flowing folds, and a broad hat
which looked as if it had started out of a picture
by Vandyke. In spite, however, of his persistent
efforts to gain a rich wife by advertisement, he
died a bachelor, an inmate of the poor knights'
quarters in Windsor Castle, in 1808. Here is
one of his advertisements, taken from the Ipswich
Journal of August 21st, 1802:—"To the angelic
fair of the true English breed. Worthy notice.
Sir John Dinely, of Windsor Castle, recommends
himself and his ample fortune to any angelic beauty
of a good breed, fit to become and willing to be
the mother of a noble heir, and keep up the name
of an ancient family ennobled by deeds of arms
and ancestral renown. Ladies at a certain period
of life need not apply. Fortune favours the bold.
Such ladies as this advertisement may induce
to apply or send their agents (but no servants
or matrons), may direct to me at the Castle,
Windsor. Happiness and pleasure are agreeable
objects, and should be regarded as well as honour.
The lady who shall thus become my wife will be
a baroness [query, baronet'ess], and rank accordingly as Lady Dinely, of Windsor. Goodwill
and favour to all ladies of Great Britain! pull
no caps on his account, but favour him with your
smiles, and pæans of pleasure await your steps."
It should be added, that though his "ample
fortune" was moonshine, his title was genuine,
and not a sham.

THE ITALIAN WALK, VAUXHALL GARDENS.
Another frequent visitor to the gardens was
Lord Barrymore, whose pugilistic and other freaks
are related in amusing detail by Mr. Angelo in
his "Reminiscences." They are not, however,
sufficiently edifying to bear repeating here.
Apparently the Princess of Wales was an
occasional visitor here during the time of her
long-standing rupture with her husband; such, at
all events, is the inference to be drawn from an
epigram on "a certain unexpected visit to a late
fete," in the Morning Herald for July 24, 1813:—
" 'Since not to dance, since not to quaff,
Since not to taste our cheer,'
Says tipsy Dick, with many a laugh,
'Why comes the P*****ss here?'
'I ken,' says Sober, 'at a glance,
What brings her to Vauxhall;
She means, although she does not dance,
Still to keep up the ball.' "
The following jeu d'esprit will be found in the
Morning Chronicle, 1813, headed, "Reason for
Absence from the Vauxhall Fete, given by an
Alderman to a Lady:"—
"'The Regent was absent, because, my dear life,
He did not like meeting the world and—his wife.'"
Theodore Hook was a visitor to these gardens
till the end of his life; and Samuel Rogers tells us,
in his "Table Talk," that he could just remember
going to Ranelagh or Vauxhall in a coach with a
lady who was obliged to sit on a little stool placed
on the bottom of the vehicle, as the height of her
head-dress did not allow her to occupy the regular
seat.
Readers of Thackeray will not have forgotten
the visit paid—out of the season—to Vauxhall by
Mr. Pendennis, when he meets Captain Costigan,
and gains admission at the entrance for Fanny
Bolton, the pretty daughter of the porter of
"Shepherd's" Inn, and who, having never before
seen the gardens, is equally affected with wonder
and delight at the lamps and the company. And
those who have studied "Vanity Fair" will equally
well remember the "rack punch " which Mr. Jos
Sedley drank here, rather in excess, on his
memorable visit to the gardens, in company with
Rebecca Sharp, George Osborne, and Amelia
Sedley, the party who came in the coach from
Russell Square; how Jos, in his glory, ordered
about the waiters, made the salad, uncorked the
champagne, carved the chickens, and, finally, drank
the greater part of the liquid refreshments, insisting on a bowl of rack punch, for "everybody has
rack punch at Vauxhall." They will not have forgotten Thackeray's amusing sketch of the "hundred
thousand extra lights that were always lighted;"
the "fiddlers in cocked hats, who played ravishing
melodies under the gilded cockle-shell in the
midst of the gardens;" the singers both of comic
and sentimental ballads, who "charmed the ears;"
the country dances formed by bouncing cockneys
and cockneyesses, and executed amidst jumping,
thumping, and laughter; the signal which announced
that Madame Saqui was about to mount skyward
on a slack rope, ascending to the stars; the hermit
that always sat in the illuminated hermitage; the
dark walks, so favourable to the interviews of
young lovers; the pots of stout by the people in
shabby old liveries; and the twinkling boxes, in
which the happy feeders made believe to eat slices
of almost invisible ham."
Vauxhall Gardens, down to a very late date, still
attracted "the upper ten thousand"—occasionally,
at least. We are told incidentally, in Forster's
"Life of Dickens," that one famous night, the
29th of June, 1849, Dickens went there with Judge
Talfourd, Stanfield, and Sir Edwin Landseer. The
'Battle of Waterloo' formed part of the entertainment on that occasion. "We were astounded,"
writes Mr. Forster, "to see pass in immediately
before us, in a bright white overcoat, the 'great
duke' himself, with Lady Douro on his arm, the
little Lady Ramsays by his side, and everybody
cheering and clearing the way for him. That the
old hero enjoyed it all there could be no doubt,
and he made no secret of his delight in 'Young
Hernandez;' but the battle was undeniably tedious;
and it was impossible not to sympathise with the
repeatedly and audibly expressed wish of Talfourd
that 'the Prussians would come up!'" It must
have been one of the old duke's last appearances
in a place of amusement, as he lived only three
years longer.
A description of the gardens as they appeared
about this time, by a writer who frequented them
in the last decade of their glory, may not be out of
place here:—"The mode of entrance into the
gardens, which extend over about eleven acres, is
admirably calculated to enhance their extraordinary
effect on the first view. We step at once from the
passages into a scene of enchantment, such as in
our young days opened upon our eyes as we pored
over the magical pages of the 'Arabian Nights.'
It were indeed worth some sacrifice of time, money,
and convenience to see for once in a lifetime
that view. At first, one wide-extended and interminable blaze of radiance is the idea impressed
upon the dazzled beholder. As his eyes grow
accustomed to the place, he perceives the form
of the principal part of the gardens resolve itself
into a kind of long quadrangle, formed by four
colonnades which inclose an open space with
trees, called the Grove. On his right extends one
of the colonnades, some three hundred feet long,
with an arched Gothic roof, where the groins are
marked by lines of lamps, shedding a yellow-golden
light, and the pendants by single crimson lamps of
a larger size at the intersections. The effect of
this management is most superb. Near the eye
the lines or groins appear singly, showing their
purpose; farther off, they grow closer and closer,
till at some distance the entire vista beyond appears
one rich blaze of radiance. In front, the visitor
looks across one of the shorter ends of the quadrangle, illuminated in a different but still more
magnificent manner by a chandelier of great size,
formed of coloured lamps, and by various smaller
chandeliers. Still standing in the same place (at
the door of entrance), and looking across the
interior of the quadrangle called the Grove, midway
is seen the lofty orchestra, glittering all over with
the many-coloured lights diffused from innumerable
lamps. This was erected in 1735, and has itself
many interesting memories attached to it. Beneath
that vast shell which forms the roof or soundingboard of the orchestra many of our greatest
vocalists and performers have poured forth their
strains to the delight of the crowded auditory in
front—Signor and Signora Storace, Mrs. Billington,
Miss Tyrer (afterwards Mrs. Liston), Incledon,
Braham, and a host of others, at once rise to the
memory. The Grove is illuminated not only by
the reflected light from the colonnades on either
side and by the orchestra, but by festoons of
lamps, gracefully undulating along the sides of the
colonnades from one end to the other. Among
the other attractions of the Grove, we find immediately we step into it some beautiful plaster-casts
from the antique, the light colour of which forms
a fine contrast with the blackness of the neighbouring trees and the solemn gloom of the sky above,
which assumes a still deeper tinge when seen
under such circumstances. Immediately opposite
these, at the back of the short colonnade which
forms this end of the Grove, with elevated arches
opening upon the colonnade, is the splendid room
originally called the Pavilion, now the Hall of
Mirrors, a title more appropriate as marking its
distinctive character, the walls being lined with
looking-glass. This is the principal supper-room.
Turning the corner, we enter upon the other of the
two principal colonnades, which is similarly illuminated. A little way down we find an opening
into the Rotunda, a very large and handsome
building, with boxes, pit, and gallery in the circular
part, and on one side a stage for the performance
of ballets, &c. The pit forms also, when required,
an arena for the display of horsemanship. At the
end of this colonnade we have on the right the
colonnade forming the other extremity of the
Grove, hollowed out into a semi-circular form, the
space being fitted up somewhat in the manner of
a Turkish divan. On the left we find the more
distant and darker parts of the gardens. Here
the first spot that attracts our attention is a large
space, the back of which presents a kind of mimic
amphitheatre of trees and foliage, having in front
rockwork and fountains. From one of the latter
Eve has just issued, as we perceive by the beautiful
figure reclining on the grass above. Not far from
this place a fine cast of Diana arresting the flying
hart stands out in admirable relief from the darkgreen leafy background. Here, too, is a large
building, presenting in front the appearance of the
proscenium and stage of a theatre. Ballets, performances on the tight-rope, and others of a like
character, are here exhibited. The purpose of
the building is happily marked by the statues of
Canova's dancing-girls, one of which is placed on
each side of the area at the front. At the corner
of a long walk, between trees lighted only by single
lamps, spread at intervals on the ground at the
sides, is seen a characteristic representation of
Tell's cottage in the Swiss Alps. This walk is
terminated by an illuminated transparency, placed
behind a Gothic archway, representing the delicate
but broken shafts of some ruined ecclesiastical
structure, with a large stone cross—that characteristic feature of the way-sides of Roman Catholic
countries. At right angles with this walk extends
a much broader one, with the additional illumination of a brilliant star; and at its termination is
an opening containing a very imposing spectacle.
This is a representation, in a large circular basin
of water, of Neptune, with his trident, driving his
five sea-horses abreast, which are snorting forth
liquid streams from their nostrils; these in their
ascent cross and intermingle in a very pleasing and
striking manner. The lustrous white and great
size of the figures are, like all the other works of
art in the gardens, admirably contrasted with the
surrounding features of the place. Passing on our
way the large building erected for the convenience
of filling the great balloon, and the area where the
fireworks are exhibited, we next enter the Italian
Walk, so called from its having been originally
decorated in the formal, exact style of the walks in
that country. This is a very noble promenade,
or avenue, of great length and breadth, crossed
every few yards by a lofty angular arch of lamps,
with festoons of the same brilliant character hanging from it, and having statues interspersed on each
side throughout. On quitting this walk at its
farthest extremity, we find ourselves in the centre
of the long colonnade opposite to that we quitted
in order to examine the more remote parts of the
gardens." The inner side of each of the long
colonnades was occupied by innumerable supperboxes, in some of which, down to the very last, remained the pictures of which we have spoken
above.
"One of the subjects selected by Mr. Jonathan
Tyers for the artists who decorated the supper-boxes
in Vauxhall Gardens," writes Mr. J. T. Smith, in his
"Book for a Rainy Day," "was that of 'Milkmaids
on May-day.' In that picture (which, with the rest,
painted by Hayman and his pupils, has lately disappeared) the garland of plate was carried by a
man on his head; and the milkmaids, who danced
to the music of a wooden-legged fiddler, were extremely elegant. They had ruffled cuffs, and their
gowns were not drawn through their pocket-holes,
as in my time; their hats were flat, and not unlike
that worn by Peg Woffington, but bore a nearer
shape to those now in use by some of the fishwomen at Billingsgate. In the 'Cries, of London,'
published by Tempest, there is a female, entitled
'A Merry Milkmaid.' She is dancing with a small
garland of plate on her head, and probably represented the fashion of Queen Anne's reign."
May-day is little observed in London at the
present time, except that the omnibus-drivers and
cabmen ornament their horses' heads with flowers
or rosettes, and their whips with bits of ribbon,
while Jack-in-the-Green and Maid Marian are to
be seen in the streets. Not so very long ago,
however, certainly within the present century, says
Robert Chambers, there was a somewhat similar
demonstration from the milkmaids. "A milch cow,
garlanded with flowers, was led along by a small
group of dairy-women, who, in light and fantastic
dresses, and with heads wreathed in flowers, would
dance around the animal to the sound of a violin
or clarionet. In the old gardens at Vauxhall there
used to be a picture representing the May-day
dance of the London milkmaids. In this Vauxhall
picture a man is represented bearing a cluster of
silver flagons on his head (these flagons used to
be lent by the pawnbrokers at so much an hour);
while three milkmaids are dancing to the music
of a wooden-legged fiddler, some chimney-sweeps
appearing as side figures."
"Ned Ward the Younger" wrote in the London
Magazine, many years ago, the following verses,
descriptive of the scene at that time to be witnessed
in these gardens:—
"Well, Vauxhall is a wondrous scene!
Where Cits in silks admirers glean
Under innumerous lamps—
Not safety lamps, by Humphry made:
By these full many a soul's betrayed
To ruin by the damps!
"Here nut-brown trees, instead of green,
With oily trunks, and branches lean,
Cling to nine yellow leaves,
Like aged misers, that all day
Hang o'er their gold and their decay,
'Till Death of both bereaves!
"The sanded walk beneath the roof
Is dry for every dainty hoof,
And here the wise man stops;
But beaux beneath the sallow clumps
Stand in the water with their pumps.
And catch the oiléd drops.
"Tinkles the bell!—away the herd
Of revellers rush, like buck or bird:
Each doth his way unravel
To where the dingy Drama holds
Her sombre reign, 'mid rain and colds,
And tip-toes, and wet gravel.
"The boxes show a weary set,
Who like to get serenely wet,
Within, and not without;
There Goldsmith's widow you may see
Rocking a fat and frantic knee
At all the passing rout!
"Yes! there she is!—there, to the life;
And Mr. Tibbs, and Tibbs's wife,
And the good man in black.
Belles run, for, oh! the bell is ringing;
But Mrs. Tibbs is calmly singing,
And sings till all come back!
"By that high dome, that trembling glows
With lamps, cocked hats, and shivering bows,
How many hearts are shook!
A feathered chorister is there,
Warbling some tender grove-like air,
Compos'd by Mr. Hook.
"And Dignum, too! yet where is he?
Shakes he no more his locks at me?
Charms he no more night's ear?
He who bless'd breakfast, dinner, rout,
With 'linkéd sweetness long drawn out;'
Why is not Dignum here?
"Oh, Mr. Bish!—oh, Mr. Bish!
It is enough, by Heaven! to dish
Thy garden dinners at ten!
What hast thou done with Mr. D.?
What's thy 'Wine Company,' thy 'Tea,'
Without that man of men?
"Yet, blessed are thy suppers given
(For money) something past eleven;
Lilliput chickens boiled;
Bucellas, warm from Vauxhall ice,
And hams, that flit in airy slice,
And salads scarcely soiled.
"See!—the large, silent, pale-blue light
Flares, to lead all to where the bright
Loud rockets rush on high,
Like a long comet, roaring through
The night, then melting into blue,
And starring the dark sky!
"And Catherine-wheels, and crowns, and names
Of great men whizzing in blue flames;
Lights, like the smiles of hope;
And radiant fiery palaces,
Showing the tops of all the trees,
And Blackmore on the rope!
"Then late the hours, and sad the stay!
The passing cup, the wits astray,
The row, and riot call!
The tussle, and the collar torn,
The dying lamps, the breaking morn!
And hey for—Union Hall!"
Dr. C. Mackay, in his "Thames and its Tributaries," writes:—"Famous is Vauxhall in all the
country round, for its pleasant walks, its snug
alcoves, its comic singers, its innumerable lights,
its big balloons, its midnight fireworks, its thin
slices, its dear potations, its greedy waiters, and its
ladies fair and kind, and abounding with every
charm except the greatest that can adorn their
sex." The old guide-books almost always call
Vauxhall an "earthly paradise;" and Addison, as
we have seen above, speaks of it as a "Mahomedan
paradise;" whilst Murphy, in his Prologue to
"Zobeide," apostrophises—
"Sweet Ranelagh! Vauxhall's enchanting shade!"
Where in all England, it might be asked, was there
a spot more renowned among pleasure-seekers
than—
"This beauteous garden, but by vice maintained?"
as Addison expresses it, paraphrasing the words of
Juvenal.
Albert Smith gives us the following reminiscences
of Vauxhall Gardens in his "Sketches of London
Life," published in 1859:—"The earliest notions
I ever had of Vauxhall were formed from an old
coloured print which decorated a bed-room at
home, and represented the gardens as they were
in the time of hoops and high head-dresses, bagwigs and swords. The general outline was almost
that of the present day, and the disposition of the
orchestra, firework-ground, and covered walks the
same. But the royal property was surrounded by
clumps of trees and pastures; shepherds smoked
their pipes where the tall chimneys of Lambeth
now pour out their dense encircling clouds, to
blight or blacken every attempt at vegetation in
the neighbourhood; and where the rustics played
cricket at the water-side, massive arches and mighty
girders bear the steaming, gleaming, screaming
train on its way to the new terminus. I had a
vague notion, also, of the style of entertainments
there offered. In several old pocket-books and
magazines, that were kept covered with mould and
cobwebs in a damp spare-room closet, I used to
read the ballads put down as 'sung by Mrs. Wrighten
at Vauxhall.' They were not very extraordinary
compositions. Here is one, which may be taken
as a sample of all, called a 'Rondeau,' sung by
Mrs. Weichsel; set by Mr. Hook:—
"'Maidens, let your lovers languish,
If you'd have them constant prove;
Doubts and fears, and sighs and anguish,
Are the chains that fasten love.
Jacky woo'd, and I consented,
Soon as e'er I heard his tale,
He with conquest quite contented,
Boasting, rov'd around the vale
Maidens, let your lovers, &c.
"'Now he dotes on scornful Molly,
Who rejects him with disdain;
Love's a strange bewitching folly,
Never pleased without some pain.
Maidens, let your lovers, &c.'
"I was also told of hundreds of thousands of
lamps, and an attempt was made to imitate their
effect by pricking pinholes in the picture and
putting a light behind it—for the glass had disappeared at some remote period, and had never been
replaced; and for years I looked forward to going
to Vauxhall as a treat too magnificent ever to take
place."
He tells us that the time came, though not until
he was twelve years old, and then it was to celebrate his promotion into a higher form at Merchant
Taylor's School. "Twenty years have gone by," he
writes, "since that eventful night, but the impression made upon me is as vivid as it was on
the following day. I remember being shown the
lights of the orchestra twinkling through the trees
from the road, and hearing the indistinct crash of
the band as I waited for all our party, literally
trembling with expectation at the pay place. Then
there came the dark passage, which I hurried
along with feelings almost of awe; and finally the
bewildering coup d'æil, as the dazzling walk before
the great supper-room, with its balloons, and
flags, and crowns of light—its panels of lookingglass, and long lines of radiant stars, festoons,
and arches burst upon me and took away my
breath, with almost every other faculty. I could
not speak. I heard nothing that was said to
me; and if anybody had afterwards assured me
that I entered the garden upon my head instead
of my heels I could scarcely have contradicted
them. I have never experienced anything like the
intensity of that feeling but once since; and that
was when I caught the first sight of London by
night from a great elevation, during the balloon
ascent last year which so nearly terminated in the
destruction of all our party.
"The entire evening was to me one scene of
continuous enchantment. The Battle of Waterloo
was being represented on the firework-ground, and
I could not divest myself of the idea that it was a
real engagement I was witnessing, as the sharpshooters fired from behind the trees, the artillerywagon blew up, and the struggle and conflagration
took place at Hougoumont. When I stood, years
afterwards, on the real battle-field I was disap
pointed in its effect. I thought it ought to have
been a great deal more like Vauxhall.

CHINESE PAVILION IN VAUXHALL GARDENS.
"The supper was another great feature—eating
by the light of variegated lamps, with romantic
views painted on the walls, and music playing all
the time, was on a level with the most brilliant
entertainment described in the maddest, wildest
traditions of Eastern story-tellers."
Mrs. Weichsel, mentioned in the above quotation, was the favourite singer here a century ago:
she was the mother of the famous actress, Mrs.
Billington. Ame and Boyce composed music for
these gardens; and nearly all the vocal celebrities
of the latter half of the last century and the first
thirty years of this appeared in the orchestra, where
all the instrumentalists wore cocked hats.
Some idea of the place in 1827 may be gathered
from the remarks of a "wonder-struck boy," Master
Peter, given in Hone's "Table Book":—"Oh
my! what a sweet place! Why, the lamps are
thicker than the pears in our garden at Walworth
What a load of oil they must burn!" Master
Peter's wonderment did not stop at the lamps,
for he was equally enraptured by the orchestra and
the "marine cave;" and even the fireworks and
the refreshments are all "taken off" in the same
style.
Another writer about this time, in the Worla
(No. 63), gives vent to the following bantering remarks:—"I have heard that the master of Vauxhall,
who so plentifully supplies beef for our bodily
refreshment, has, for the entertainment of those who
visit him at his country house, no less plentifully
provided for the mind; where the guest may call
for a skull to chew upon the instability of human
life, or sit down to a collation of poetry, of which
the hangings of his room of entertainment take up,
as I am told, many yards. I wish that this grand
purveyor of beef and poetry would transport some
of the latter to his gardens at Vauxhall. Odes and
songs pasted upon the lamp-posts would be, I
believe, much more studiously attended to than the
price-list of cheese-cakes and custards; and if the
unpictured boxes were hung round with celebrated
passages out of favourite poets, many a company
would find something to say, who would otherwise
sit cramming themselves in silent stupidity."

BALLOON ASCENT AT VAUXHALL GARDENS, 1849.
"Vauxhall Gardens have undergone," writes the
Rev. J. Richardson, in 1856, in his "Recollections,"
"little change within my recollection. The place
was certainly attended, fifty years ago, by people of
a more aristocratic rank than it has been of late
years. George IV., when Prince of Wales, and his
brothers, were formerly amongst the visitors; and
their presence attracted other people, who thought
it expedient to do as their betters did, and imitate
the practices of the great. It was at that time
decorated with better pictures than the daubs by
which the walls of the boxes are now covered;
but the amusements, the fireworks, and the illumination of the coloured lamps, were neither so much
diversified, so numerous, or so brilliant. I never
recollect it resembling the account given in the
Spectator, either as to the warbling of the birds or
the beauty of the groves, &c. The slices of ham
were as transparent fifty years ago as they are now;
the chickens were as diminutive as now-a-days;
the charges were equally extravagant. People did
not drink so much champagne, but they contrived
to get the headache with arrack-punch, and kettles
of 'burnt' wine were in more request than brandy
and water. The vocal performances were better,
the concerts were better conducted; the dancing
was much the same as now, and those who took
part in it were neither morally nor physically any
better than their successors." In his subsequent
pages Mr. Richardson sketches off some of the
"characters" connected with Vauxhall: such as
Bradbury, the clown; Mr. Simpson, the arbiter
elegantiarum; and the Nepaulese princes, who, on
their visit to this country, were great patrons of
Vauxhall.
A good story is told in the Connoisseur of a
century ago about a parsimonious old citizen going
to Vauxhall with his wife and daughters, and
grumbling at the dearness of the provisions and the
wafer-like thinness of the slices of ham. At every
mouthful the old fellow exclaims, "There goes twopence! there goes threepence! there goes a groat!"
Then there is the old joke of the thinness of the
slices of ham and the expert cutter, who undertook
to cover the gardens—eleven acres—with slices
from one ham!
The author of "Saunterings about London"
(1853) thus sums up Vauxhall Gardens and the
entertainments provided here:—"Vauxhall was
born in the Regency, in one of the wicked nights
of dissolute Prince George. A wealthy speculator
was its father; a prince was its godfather; and all
the fashion and beauty of England stood round its
cradle. In those days Vauxhall was very exclusive
and expensive. At present it is open to all ranks
and classes, and half-a-guinea will frank a fourthrate milliner and sweetheart through the whole
evening. A Londoner wants a great deal for his
money, or he wants little—take it which way you
please. The programme of Vauxhall is an immense
carte for the eye and the ear: music, singing, horsemanship, illuminations, dancing, rope-dancing,
acting, comic songs, hermits, gipsies, and fireworks,
on the most 'stunning' scale. It is easier to read
the Kölner Zeitung than the play-bill of Vauxhall.
With respect to the quantity of sights," adds the
writer, "it is most difficult to satisfy an English
public. They have 'a capacious swallow' for
sights, and require them in large masses, as they do
the meat which graces their tables. As to quality,
that is a minor consideration; and to give the
English public its due, it is the most grateful of all
publics."
Fireworks were occasionally exhibited here as
far back as 1798. Four years later the first
balloon ascent from the gardens was made by
Garnerin and two companions. In 1835, Mr.
Green ascended from these gardens, and remained
up in the air during the night. On the afternoon
of November 7th, in the following year, Messrs.
Green, Monck, Mason, and Hollond ascended
here in the monster balloon, called afterwards
the "Nassau." They effected their descent next
morning near Coblentz, having accomplished
nearly 500 miles in eighteen hours.
In June, 1837, these gardens had a narrow escape
from destruction by fire, which broke out one night
in the firework tower, a lofty structure eighty feet
in height, from which the pyrotechnic displays were
exhibited. At the top of this tower was a large
tank, containing 8,000 gallons of water; this fell
in with a tremendous crash, but, curiously enough,
it produced not the slightest effect upon the flames.
The whole of the tower, including the paintingroom (the largest in England), was totally destroyed,
together with its contents; likewise fourteen or
fifteen tall trees were burned to the ground, and
twice as many damaged. In the following month
Mr. Green again ascended here in his great balloon,
with Mr. Cocking in a parachute; but this performance, unfortunately, was attended with fatal
results, for the latter was killed in descending.
In 1838 Mr. Green, accompanied by Mr. Edward
Spencer and Mr. Rush, of Elsenham Hall, Essex,
made another ascent in the "Nassau." They
descended at Debden, near Saffron Walden, fortyseven miles from the gardens, having accomplished
the journey in one hour and a half, the highest
altitude attained being 19,335 feet, or nearly three
and three-quarter miles.
For some time ballooning served as the staple
feature in the programme, and an attempt was
made to render these gardens attractive by day as
well as by night. Readers of "Boz" will not forget
among them a chapter descriptive of the gardens
by day, and of the ascent of Mr. Green in a balloon
along with a "live lord;" or his remarks on the
cruelty of the disillusion practised on the public by
Mr. Simpson admitting visitors within its precincts
when the veil of mystery which night and oil or
gas lamps had previously hung around them were
removed. "Vauxhall by daylight, indeed! A
porter-pot without the porter, the House of Commons without Mr. Speaker; pooh! nonsense! The
thing was not to be thought of." But "thought
of" it was; the experiment was tried, but was
soon given up.
Jonathan Tyers ruled over the destinies of Vauxhall for many years. He died in 1767; and we
are informed that "so great was the delight he
took in this place, that, possessing his faculties to
the last, he caused himself to be carried into the
gardens a few hours before his death, to take a last
look at them." After Tyers' death the gardens
were conducted by different managers, the bestknown of whom was a Mr. Barnett; but the property still remained with Tyers' family until 1822,
when it was sold to Messrs. Bish, Gye, and Hughes
for £28,000. Mr. Gye was afterwards M.P. for
Chippenham, and father of Mr. Frederick Gye, the
lessee of the Italian Opera.
In 1831 the proprietors endeavoured to secure
the musical aid of Paganini for fifteen nights; but
he demanded £10,000, and his terms were declined. Mr. Wardell was some time the lessee of
the gardens; then came the era of Simpson—"Vauxhall Simpson," as Cruikshank styles him in
his "Comic Almanac"—with a "million extra
lamps," and balloons, and horse-riding, and tumbling, and Van Amburgh with his wild beasts, and
panoramas, and popular nights, at a shilling entrance! but
"The glories of his leg and cane are past;
He made his bow and cut his stick at last."
In 1840 the estate, "with its buildings, timber,
covered walks, &c.," was offered for sale by auction,
but bought in at £20,000. "At this sale," as John
Timbs tells us, in his "Curiosities of London,"
"twenty-four pictures by Hogarth and Hayman
produced but small sums: they had mostly been
upon the premises since 1742; the canvas was
nailed to boards, and much obscured by dirt. By
Hogarth: Drunken Man, £4 4s.; a Woman
pulling out an Old Man's grey hairs, £3 3s.;
Jobson and Nell in the Devil to Pay, £4 4s.;
the Happy Family, £3 15s.; Children at Play,
£4 11s. 6d. By Hayman: Children Bird'snesting, £5 10s.; Minstrels, £3; the Enraged
Husband, £4 4s.; the Bridal Day, £6 6s.; Blindman's Buff, £3 8s.; Prince Henry and Falstaff,
£7; Scene from the Rake's Progress, £9 15s.;
Merry-making, £1 12s.; the Jealous Husband,
£4; Card-party, £6; Children's Party, £4 15s.;
Battledore and Shuttlecock, £1 10s.; the Doctor,
£4 14s. 6d.; Cherry-bob, £2 15s.; the Storming
of Seringapatam, £8 10s.; Neptune and Britannia,
£8 15s. Four busts of Simpson, the celebrated
master of the ceremonies, were sold for 10s.; and
a bust of his royal shipmate, William IV. for 19s.
Then came fitful seasons, sometimes lasting only
a few nights, and generally during St. Swithin's, till
the rain became a standing joke, in which even the
temporary lessees shared, sending out announcements printed on huge umbrellas; and last came
the fatal day when the "Royal Property" was
broken up by the auctioneer's hammer, the domain
became a wilderness, and Vauxhall was no more.
The gardens were already on their decline in the
reign of William IV., if we may judge from allusions
in the newspapers and magazines of that time.
That they had begun to lose their attractions, and
were no longer patronised by the "upper ten
thousand," may be gathered from the fact that in
Bohn's "Pictorial Handbook of London," published
in 1851, these historic grounds are dismissed without
any description, and with only the curt remark that
they were "long a favourite place of public amusement, in which music, singing, and ballets are performed during the evenings of the summer months,"
and that "the admittance varies, being sometimes a
shilling and sometimes half-a-crown." Alas! how
are the mighty fallen! how transitory, after all, is
the reign of fashion.
Mr. Timbs, in his "Curiosities of London,"
writes:—"Though Vauxhall Gardens retained their
place to the very last, the lamps had long fallen off
in their golden fires; the punch got weaker, the
admission money less; and the company fell off
in a like ratio of respectability, and grew dingy,
not to say 'raffish'—a sorry falling off from the
Vauxhall crowd of a century before, when it numbered princes and ambassadors; when 'on its tide
and torrent of fashion floated all the beauty of the
time, and through its lighted avenues of trees glided
cabinet ministers and their daughters, royal dukes
and their wives, and all the red-heeled macaronis.'
Even fifty years before the close of the gardens
the evening costume of the company was elegant;
head-dresses of flowers and feathers were seen in
the promenade; and the entire place sparkled as
did no other place of public amusement. But low
prices brought low company. The conventional
wax-lights got fewer; the punch gave way to fiery
brandy and doctored stout. The semblance of
Vauxhall was still preserved in the representation
of the orchestra printed upon the plates and mugs,
and the old firework bell tinkled away as gaily
as ever. But matters grew more and more seedy;
the place seemed literally worn out; the very trees
grew scrubby and shabby, and looked as if they
were singed; and it was high time to say, as well
to see in letters of lamps, 'Farewell.'"
Colin's description (to his wife) of Greenwood
Hall, or the pleasures of Spring Gardens, gives a
lively description of this modern Arcadia as it was
a century before its abolition:—
"O Mary! soft in feature,
I've been at dear Vaux Hall;
No Paradise is sweeter,
Not that they Eden call.
"At night such new vagaries,
Such gay and harmless sport;
All looked like giant fairies
At this their monarch's court.
"Methought, when first I entered,
Such splendours round me shone,
Into a world I'd ventured
Where shone another sun:
"While music never cloying,
As skylarks sweet, I hear;
Their sounds I'm still enjoying,
They'll always soothe my ear.
"Here paintings sweetly glowing
Where'er our glances fall;
Here colours, life bestowing,
Bedeck this Greenwood Hall.
"The king there dubs a farmer;
There John his doxy loves;
But my delight's the charmer
Who steals a pair of gloves.
"As still amazed I'm straying
O'er this enchanted grove,
I spy a harper playing,
All in his proud alcove.
"I doff my hat, desiring
He'll tune up 'Buxom Joan;'
But what was I admiring?
Odzooks! a man of stone!
"But now, the tables spreading,
They all fall to with glee;
Not e'en at squire's fine wedding
Such dainties did I see.
"I longed (poor country rover!),
But none heed country elves.
These folk, with lace daubed over,
Love only their dear selves.
"Thus whilst' mid joys abounding,
As grasshoppers they're gay,
At distance crowds surrounding
The Lady of the May.
"The man i' th' moon tweer'd shyly
Soft twinkling through the trees,
As though 'twould please him highly,
To taste delights like these."
It should be explained that the allusion in the
sixth stanza is to three pictures in the Pavilion,
which represented "The King and the Miller of
Mansfield," "Sailors Tippling at Wapping," and
"A Girl Stealing a Kiss from a Youth Asleep;"
that the "harper" is the statue of Handel; and
that the "Lady of the May" is the "Princess of
Wales sitting under her Pavilion."
No public favourite ever had so many "positively last appearances" as Vauxhall. For years
Londoners were informed, at the conclusion of
each season, that Vauxhall would that week "close
for ever;" and for years, at the commencement
of the succeeding one, they were assured that it
would re-open "on a scale of magnificence hitherto
unattempted." But, as we have said, the end
eventually came; this was about the year 1855.
In the autumn of 1859, a vast number of persons
were attracted to the gardens by the announcement
that "the well-known theatre, orchestra, dancingplatform, firework-gallery, fountains, statues, vases,
&c.," would be sold by auction. There were, in
all, 274 lots, and many of them were knocked
down at the lowest conceivable price. A deal
painted table, with turned legs, one of the original
tables made for the gardens in 1754, was disposed
of for 9s. A large historical painting in the coffeeroom, representing the King of Sardinia, with the
Order of the Garter, being introduced by Prince
Albert to the Queen, brought only 35s.; while an
equestrian picture of the Emperor and Empress of
the French at a hunting party, in the costume of
Louis XIV., was sold for the ridiculous sum of 22s.
The great feature of the day's sale, it is stated, was
the circular orchestra, for which a gentleman of
the Jewish faith offered £25; but several persons
seemed anxious about the lot, and the price ran up
to £99.
Shortly afterwards the Prince of Wales went to
Vauxhall, but it was to lay the foundation-stone
of a School of Art, on the spot where, in bygone
times, lovers whispered their "soft nothings" in
the dark walks to the music of pattering fountains;
a church has arisen on what was once almost the
centre of the gardens; the manager's house is now
the parsonage, slightly enlarged, but otherwise unaltered; and all is respectable and artistic and
decorous, though there are no coloured lamps and
no fireworks.