CHAPTER XXXV
WANDSWORTH.
"Dulcia et irriguas hæc loca propter aquas."—Martial.
The River Wandle—Manufactories—French Refugees—The Frying-pan Houses—High Street—St. Peter's Hospital—The Union Workhouse—The Royal Patriotic Asylum—The Surrey County Prison—The Craig Telescope—The Surrey Lunatic Asylum—The Friendless Boys'
Home—The Surrey Industrial School—The Surrey Iron Tramway—Clapham Junction—Wandsworth Bridge—All Saints' Church—St.
Anne's Church—St. Mary's, St. John's, and Holy Trinity Churches—Nonconformity at Wandsworth—Francis Grose the Antiquary, Bishop
Jebb, and Voltaire Residents here—Mock Elections of the "Mayors of Garratt"—Wandsworth Fair—Horticulture and Floriculture.
Wandsworth, which lies immediately to the
south-west of Battersea, on the road to Kingston,
is so named from the Wandle. This river, which
rises near Croydon, passes through Wandsworth
into the Thames under a bridge, which, if we may
accept a statement in the "Ambulator" (1774), was
called "the sink of the country." This epithet
would appear, however, to apply to the bridge
rather than to the river; for Izaak Walton, in his
"Complete Angler," mentions the variety of trout
found in the Wandle here as marked with marbled
spots like a tortoise.
The creek at the mouth of the Wandle forms a
dock for lighters and other small vessels, and on
its sides are coal-wharves and stores. Higher up
the stream are extensive paper-mills, where employment is given to a large number of hands;
then there are Messrs. Watney's distilleries, besides
some large corn mills, dye works, match factories,
starch factories, artificial manure works, copper
mills, &c. Hughson, in his "History of London"
(1808), remarks:—"At the close of the last century
many French refugees settled here, and established
a French church, afterwards used as a Methodist
meeting-house. The art of dyeing cloth," he adds,
"has been practised at this place for more than
a century. There are likewise several considerable manufactories: one for bolting cloth, iron
mills, calico-printing manufactories, manufactory for
printing kerseymeres, for whitening and pressing
stuffs, linseed-oil and white-lead mills, oil mills,
vinegar works, and distilleries." At the iron mills,
Dr. Hughson informs us, "are cast shot, shells,
cannon, and other implements of war; in another
part the wrought iron is manufactured, and the
great effect of mechanic power is exemplified in all
their operations—in the splitting of iron bars of
prodigious length, in a pair of shears which will
cut asunder pieces of iron more than two inches in
thickness, and in the working of a hammer which
weighs from five hundred and a half to six hundred
pounds; the timbers employed are of an enormous
size, and the wonderful powers of all the elements
are here made subservient in the production of
various tools and implements necessary for man in
the arts of war and peace." In fact, Wandsworth,
no less than Lambeth, has long been a centre of
industry.

THE LAKE, BATTERSEA PARK.
It was upon the revocation of the Edict of
Nantes, towards the end of the seventeenth century,
that many of the French Protestants settled at
Wandsworth, and engaged in silk-dyeing, hatmaking, &c. They rented and enlarged the old
Presbyterian chapel in the High Street, and in it
service was performed in French for upwards of a
century. "At the parting of the roads to Clapham
and Vauxhall," Mr. James Thorne tells us, in his
"Environs of London," "is a small burial-ground—the Huguenots' Cemetery—where many old gravestones of Frenchmen remain, some almost illegible.
From the many English names on the later gravestones," he adds, "it appears to have been used as
the ordinary burial-ground for that end of the
parish when the Huguenot population began to die
out."

WANDSWORTH IN 1790. (From a Contemporary Print.)
Aubrey, in his "History of Surrey," tells us that
before his time there had been established at
Wandsworth a manufacture of "brass plates for
kettles, skellets, frying-pans, &c., by Dutchmen,
who kept it a mystery." The houses in which
this mysterious business was carried on were long
known as the "Frying-pan Houses."
The village of Wandsworth—if we may so term
it—lies principally in a valley, between East Hill
and West Hill; the High Street, which crosses the
Wandle, is the main thoroughfare, leading on to
Putney Heath, and thence to Kingston and Richmond, the roads branching off to those places on
the summit of West Hill.
The commons of Wandsworth, Wimbledon, and
Putney have been secured and formally appropriated to the public for purposes of recreation, on
the payment of a specified rent to the lord of the
manor, Lord Spencer.
On the top of East Hill stands St. Peter's
Hospital (the almshouses of the Fishmongers'
Company), removed hither from Newington Butts. (fn. 1)
The edifice, which was completed in 1851, occupies three sides of a quadrangle, with a chapel in
the centre, and provides a home for forty-two poor
members of the company and their wives. The
chief entrance to the hospital is by massive gilded
gates, on which appears the motto, "All worship be
to God only." The Union Workhouse, close by,
is a large brick building, with an infirmary attached;
it will hold between 800 and 900 inmates.
In the angle of Wandsworth Common, formed by
the West-end and Crystal Palace and the South-Western Railways, on their uniting near Clapham
Junction Station, stand three important buildings,
namely, the Surrey County Prison, and the Royal
Victoria Patriotic Asylums for Boys and for Girls.
The Patriotic Asylum was founded and endowed
by the Commissioners of the Royal Patriotic Fund,
which was instituted in 1854 for the purpose of
giving "assistance to the widows and orphans of
those who fell during the Crimean and more recent
wars, and to provide schools for their children."
Her Majesty laid the first stone of the Asylum for
Girls in 1857, and the building was erected from
the designs of Mr. R. Hawkins. The Asylum for
Boys is situated some three hundred yards distant,
on East Hill. The Surrey County Prison, or
House of Correction, was erected in 1851, and
covers a large extent of ground. The various
buildings are constructed chiefly of brick; and the
prison is fitted with all the latest appliances for
ensuring order and discipline among the inmates.
At a short distance south of the prison, forming
a conspicuous object to passengers travelling on
the South-Western main line, or the Crystal Palace
and West-end Railway, stood for several years the
"Craig telescope." This instrument, the largest
which had up to that date been constructed, having
a tube 80 feet in length, shaped like a cigar, was
erected on this site in the summer of 1852. The
object-glass was 24 inches diameter, and its focal
length about 76 feet, but it subsequently turned
out that the optical qualities of the telescope were
not equal to its imposing appearance, or the excellent manner in which it was mounted and
supported. The tube, which could be placed in
almost any position for celestial observation, was
supported at each end, and was slung at the side of
a massive central brick tower 64 feet high, while
the lower end of the tube rested on a support
running on a circular railway. Not fulfilling the
original expectations of its proprietor, the instrument was some years ago dismantled and removed.
Another large building on the Common is the
Surrey Lunatic Asylum. It was built in 1840, and
consists of a centre and wings, with beds for 950
inmates. Prior to the erection of this asylum,
Surrey, although a metropolitan county, had not
been adequately provided with accommodation for
pauper lunatics—a class of sufferers whose twofold
miseries must strike deeply into every benevolent
heart. It is true that the royal chartered Hospital
of Bethlehem is situated in the above-mentioned
district; but, from its being a general hospital, its
regulations for admission, as we have already
shown, (fn. 2) are not such as to meet local demands;
hence the provision of an establishment exclusively
for the poor of the county became an important
object. The site on which the new asylum stands
was a portion of the Springfield Estate, in the
hamlet of Garratt, formerly the seat of Mr. Henry
Perkins, including ninety-six acres of land, with
the mansion and farm buildings, which were retained for the purposes of the asylum, the reception
of convalescent patients, &c.
Although the building is, in plan, Elizabethan—being nearly in the form of the letter E—the elevation partakes of several styles. It is built of red
brick, with white stone quoins, window-dressings,
stringing-courses, and parapets, the general effect
of which is good; but is injured by the battlemented towers immediately uniting with the naked,
unparapeted roofs of the extensive wings right and
left of the centre of the design. This portion is
in the Domestic style, with pedimented roofs, and
gables surmounted with Gothic finials. The principal entrance is by a small but elaborate pointed
doorway, on each side of which are small windows;
over the doorway is a bold scroll label in masonry.
This central portion is recessed, and has three tiers
of windows, with an ornamented clock in the gable,
and a copper vane over the pediment.
On either side of the centre the façade extends
with three small windows on the ground-floor,
surmounted by a window in each of monastic
character, reaching two storeys in height, contrasting with the small windows immediately above
and below them. The flank of this portion of the
building is blank, save the massive corbelled
chimney. The whole frontage, including the
wings, is about 350 feet in length. The principal doors open into a lobby, with a groined
ceiling, leading on the right to an ante and committee room, office, &c., and on the left to the
superintendent's private apartments. Folding-doors
facing the entrance open to what is termed the
grand staircase: a lofty chamber, extending the
whole height of the building and about twenty
feet square, with two tiers of corridors round
three sides of it; it is covered in with a groined
roof, and lighted by an elaborately-designed
lantern. A doorway on the ground-floor communicates with the galleries on either side, leading
to the males' wards on the left, and the females'
on the right. The first-floor partakes of the
same character as the ground-floor for each
sex; and two airing courts, for all classes of each
sex, enclosed with walls in sunk fences, so as to
admit of the patients viewing the surrounding
country. At either extremity of the building, in
the basements, are large groined work-rooms. The
chapel is situated across the gallery on the firstfloor, and in the centre of the edifice.
In Spanish Road, near the Fishmongers' Alms
houses, is another of the many charitable institutions with which this neighbourhood abounds,
namely, the Friendless Boys' Home. This is a
valuable refuge for boys, from ten to sixteen years
of age, "who have lost their character or are in
danger of losing it." The average number of boys
in the Home is about 200. The institution, which
was established in 1852, is one of the oldest of the
kind in or near London. The industrial operations
carried on here include carpentry, tailoring, shoemaking, and engineering as applied to the steamengine on the premises; also chopping firewood
for bundles, and making wheel fire-lighters with
resin; gardening, care of horses, &c. A kindred
institution to the above is the Surrey Industrial
School, "for homeless and destitute boys not convicted of crime," situated at Bridge House, on the
north side of the High Street.

LINES OF RAIL AT CLAPHAM JUNCTION.
Wandsworth, we may here state, occupies a foremost place in our railway annals, for here was made
the commencement of our modern railways. The
Surrey Iron Tramway was laid down in 1801 from
Wandsworth to Croydon, and thence to Merstham:
in all, about eighteen miles. The line—which was
called by abbreviation a "tram" way, from its
designer, Benjamin Outram—was formed in order
to carry to the water-side the chalk dug out of the
sides of the Surrey hills about Epsom. Upon this
railroad there worked as a young man Sir Edward
Banks, who, by his own ability and energy, rose to
become an engineer, and the builder—though not
the designer, as generally stated—of three of our
noblest metropolitan structures: Waterloo, Southwark, and London Bridges. He lies buried at
Chipstead, near Merstham, in Surrey.
Clapham Junction Station, at the north-eastern
extremity of the common, although really in Battersea parish, may be more fittingly mentioned here.
The station itself, which was at first one of the most
inconvenient, was rebuilt a few years ago; and
now, with its various sidings and goods-sheds, covers
several acres of ground, and is one of the most
important junctions in the neighbourhood of
London, if not of Great Britain. As will be seen
from the diagram which we engrave from Mr. John
Airey's "Railway Junction Diagrams," this junction
is used jointly by the London and South-Western;
the London, Brighton and South Coast; the London,
Chatham, and Dover; and the London and North-Western Companies. The number of trains which
call at this station per day on the several lines is
863; whilst those which pass through without
stopping are 138; and it is calculated that on an
average about 25,000 passengers may be said to
pass through Clapham Junction in every twentyfour hours. In fact, this junction is the most
busy railway station in England, and, perhaps, in
the world.
Wandsworth Bridge, which spans the Thames,
and connects the York Road with King's Road,
Fulham, was built in 1873, from the designs of
Mr. J. H. Tolmé. It is constructed of iron, and
is what is known as a lattice-girder bridge; it is of
five spans, borne on massive coupled wrought-iron
cylinders. The three central stream spans are each
133 feet broad.
The parish church, dedicated to All Saints,
stands in the High Street, near the bridge over
the Wandle; it is a plain, square, brick edifice,
dating from near the end of the last century. The
greater part of the tower is comparatively ancient,
having been built early in the seventeenth century;
it was, however, re-cased in 1841, and has been
raised, by the addition of a storey, for the reception of a peal of eight bells. The interior of
the church contains a few monuments, preserved
from the older fabric; among them, one to Alderman Henry Smith, who is represented in gown
and ruff, kneeling at a desk, under an entablature
supported by Ionic columns. Alderman Smith
was a native of this parish, and came of humble
parentage. He is said to have made a large
fortune by business in the City, and having been
left a widower, without children, in 1620, made
over his estates, both real and personal, to trustees
for charitable purposes, reserving to himself from
them an annuity of £500 a year for his maintenance. His benefactions, (fn. 3) as set forth on his
monument, embraced almost every town and village
in Surrey, the object being not merely to afford
"reliefe" to the needy, but the "setting the poor
people a-worke." Among other bequests, Smith
left £1,000 to purchase lands in order to provide
a fund for "redeeming poor prisoners and captives
from the Turkish tyranie;" £10,000 to "buy
impropriations for godly preachers;" other moneys
to found a fellowship at Cambridge for his own
kindred, &c. Alderman Smith died in 1627. Near
his monument is that of another benefactor—or
rather, benefactress—to the parish: it is a mural
monument, with small kneeling effigy of Susanna
Powell, who died in 1630. She was the "widow
of John Powell, servant to Queen Elizabeth, and
daughter of Thomas Hayward, yeoman of the
guard to Henry VIII., Edward VI., and the
Queens Mary and Elizabeth." Several members
of the family of the Brodricks, Viscounts Midleton,
are interred here. Their residence was in the
hamlet of Garratt, in this parish. The register
records the burial (April, 1635) of "Sarah, daughter
of Praise Barbone," supposed to be the "Praise
God Barebone," the Puritan leather-seller of Fleet
Street, whose name is well known in history in
connection with Cromwell's first Parliament.
In our account of the Old Kent Road (fn. 4) we have
mentioned the fate of Griffith Clerke, Vicar of
Wandsworth, his chaplain, and two other persons.
They were hanged and quartered at St. Thomas a
Waterings on the 8th of July, 1539, for denying
the royal supremacy.
St. Anne's Church, on St. Anne's Hill, was built
in 1823–4, from the designs of Sir Robert Smirke.
It is a large Grecian temple, with an Ionic portico
and pediment at the western end. The body of
the church is of brick with stone dressings, the
portico and pediment are of stone; from the roof
rises a circular tower in two stages, and crowned
with a cupola and cross. The other churches in
Wandsworth are St. Mary's, Summer's Town;
Garrett; St. Paul's, on St. John's Hill; and Holy
Trinity, near the outskirts of Wimbledon Park.
None of these, however, call for any special
mention.
Another place of worship here is the Roman
Catholic chapel of St. Thomas of Canterbury,
which was opened in 1847.
There are many places of worship for Dissenters
here; in fact, Wandsworth must be a place specially
dear to the Nonconformist heart on account of, at
all events, one memory. It is stated by ecclesiastical writers that the first practical movement
to secure a Presbyterian organisation in the neighbourhood of the metropolis began with a secret
meeting held at Wandsworth. The Dissenting
principles of church government and rules of
worship, as we learn from Neale's "History of
the Puritans," were set forth in a publication called
"The Orders of Wandsworth."
Wandsworth has numbered among its residents
a few men of note, of whom we may mention
Francis Grose, the antiquary, who lived at Mulberry
Cottage, on the Common; and Dr. John Jebb,
Bishop of Limerick, who died at West Hill in
1833. As already mentioned by us, he is buried at
Clapham. (fn. 5) On Voltaire's release from his second
imprisonment in the Bastile, he was ordered to
leave France, and having come to England, was
for some time here as the guest of Sir Everard
Fawkener. His sojourn in England, observes a
writer in the "Dictionary of Universal Biography,"
"beside that it availed to give him knowledge
and command of the language, filled him with
admiration of that liberty, civil and religious, in
which his own country was so deplorably deficient.
In England he learnt to admire, and perhaps to
understand, Newton, Locke, Shaftesbury, Bolingbroke, Pope, and other noted writers of the same
and of the preceding age. In truth, it was in
England that Voltaire found for himself a standing,
on the ground of philosophic deism, from which he
was not afterwards dislodged by either the reasoning
or the ridicule of the atheists of the Encyclopædia.
At no point of his course in after life did the
virulence of his hatred of Christianity impel him to
abandon this position. … During his stay
in England—about three years—Voltaire composed the tragedy of Brutus, and afterwards, in
imitation of the Julius Cæsar of Shakespeare, a
tragedy, which he did not venture to bring into
public on the theatre." His tragedy of Zaïre,
which he composed in little more than a fortnight, and which proved one of Voltaire's greatest
triumphs, is said to have been written during his
stay at Wandsworth.
At some little distance on the south side of the
High Street is the hamlet of Garratt, which, in the
reign of Queen Elizabeth, appears to have consisted of a single house, called "the Garrett," or,
as Lysons says, "the Garvett." This building was
sold towards the end of the sixteenth century by
William Cecil, afterwards Lord Burghley, to a Mr.
John Smith. The mansion was afterwards the
residence of the Brodricks, Viscounts Midleton,
but was pulled down about the middle of the last
century, and the grounds which surrounded it were
subsequently let to a market-gardener to grow
vegetables.
When Lysons wrote his "Environs of London,"
in the year 1792, this hamlet consisted of about
fifty houses by the side of a small common; but the
buildings in Garratt Lane—the thoroughfare connecting Wandsworth with Tooting—and its neighbourhood have greatly increased in number within
the present century. Various encroachments on
the above-mentioned common, about the middle
of the last century, led to an association of the
neighbours, when, as Sir Richard Phillips tells us,
in his "Morning's Walk from London to Kew,"
they chose a president, or mayor, to protect their
rights; and the time of their first election of a
mayor being the period of a new Parliament, it was
agreed that the "mayor" should be re-chosen after
every general election. "Some facetious members
of the club," he adds, "gave in a few years local
notoriety to this election; and when party spirit
ran high in the days of Wilkes and Liberty, it was
easy to create an appetite for a burlesque election
among the lower orders of the metropolis." With
a keen eye to their own interests, as well as to that
of their village and their country, the publicans at
Wandsworth, Tooting, Battersea, Clapham, and
Vauxhall, "made up a purse," to give it character.
Foote, Garrick, and Wilkes, it is stated, wrote
some of the candidates' addresses, for the purpose
of instructing the people in the corruptions which
attend elections in the legislature, and of producing those reforms, by means of ridicule and
shame, which are vainly expected from the solemn
appeals of argument and patriotism. "Not being
able to find the members for Garratt in 'Beatson's
Political Index,' or in any of the 'Court Calendars,'" says Sir Richard Phillips, "I am obliged
to depend on tradition for information in regard
to the early history of this famous borough. The
first mayor of whom I could hear was called Sir
John Harper. He filled the seat during two
Parliaments, and was, it would appear, a man of
wit, for on a dead cat being thrown at him on
the hustings, and a by-stander exclaiming that it
stunk worse than a fox, Sir John vociferated,
'That's no wonder, for you see it's a poll-cat!'
This noted baronet was, in the metropolis, a
retailer of brick-dust; and his Garratt honours
being supposed to be a means of improving his
trade and the condition of his ass, many characters
in similar occupations were led to aspire to the
same distinctions."
He was succeeded by Sir Jeffrey Dunstan, who
was returned for three Parliaments, and was the
most popular candidate that ever appeared on
the Garratt hustings. His occupation was that of
buying old wigs—once an article of trade like that
in old clothes, but become obsolete since the fullbottomed and full-dressed wigs of both sexes went
out of fashion. Sir Jeffrey usually carried his wigbag over his shoulder, and, to avoid the charge of
vagrancy, vociferated, as he passed along the
streets, "Old Wigs!" but having a person like
Æsop, and a countenance and manner marked
by irresistible humour, he never appeared without
a train of boys and curious persons, whom he
entertained by his sallies of wit, shrewd sayings,
and smart repartees, and from whom, without
begging, he collected sufficient to maintain his
dignity of knight and mayor. He was no respecter
of persons, and was so severe in his jokes on the
corruptions and compromises of power that, under
the iron régime of Pitt and Dundas, this political
punch, or street-jester, was prosecuted for using
what were then called seditious expressions; and,
as a caricature on the times, which ought never
to be forgotten, he was, in 1793, tried, convicted, and imprisoned! In consequence of this
affair, and some charges of dishonesty, he lost his
popularity, and at the next general election was
ousted by Sir Harry Dimsdale, muffin-seller, a
man as much deformed as himself. Sir Jeffrey
could not long survive his fall; but in death, as
in life, he proved a satire on the vices of the proud:
for in 1797 he died—like Alexander the Great and
many other heroes renowned in the historic page—of suffocation from excessive drinking! Sir Harry
Dimsdale dying also before the next general election,
and no candidate starting of sufficient originality
of character, and, what was still more fatal, the
victuallers having failed to raise a "public purse"—which was as stimulating a bait to the independent
candidates for Garratt as it is to the independent
candidates for a certain assembly—the borough
of Garratt has since remained vacant, and the
populace have been without a "professional political buffoon."
"None but those who have seen a London mob
on any great holiday," adds Sir Richard Phillips,
"can form a just idea of these elections. On
several occasions a hundred thousand persons,
half of them in carts, in hackney-coaches, and
on horse and ass-back, covered the various roads
from London, and choked up all the approaches
to the place of election. At the two last elections
I was told that the road within a mile of Wandsworth was so blocked up by vehicles that none
could move backward or forward during many
hours, and that the candidates, dressed like
chimney-sweepers on a May-day, or in the mock
fashion of the period, were brought to the hustings
in the carriages of peers, drawn by six horses, the
owners themselves condescending to become the
drivers!"

THE FISHMONGERS' ALMHOUSES, WANDSWORTH.
Robert Chambers, in his "Book of Days," gives
a full and detailed account of the scenes enacted
here at the mock elections for the "borough of
Garratt," which, as we have stated above, always
accompanied a general election, as the shadow
attends on a substance. He tells us that the local
publicans found it to be their interest to encourage
the managers of the fun to constitute themselves
a committee en permanence. On these occasions
local wits drew up and printed election addresses,
squibs, and counter-squibs, &c., and the successful
candidates were "chaired" round the town like
veritable "knights of the shire." The two last
and the most celebrated members for Garratt were
those eccentric characters, "Sir" Jeffrey Dunstan
and "Sir" Harry Dimsdale, who flourished at
Wandsworth whilst Lord North and Pitt ruled
in Downing Street. Of these individuals Mr.
Chambers writes:—"In 1785 the death of 'Sir'
John Harper left 'Sir' Jeffrey Dunstan without a
rival; but in the election of 1795 he was ousted
by a new candidate, 'Sir' Harry Dimsdale, a
muffin-seller and dealer in tin-ware, almost as
deformed as himself, but by no means so great
a humourist. The most was made of his appear
ance by dressing him up in a tawdry and illproportioned court-suit, with an enormous cockedhat. He enjoyed his honour, however, only a
short time, dying before the next general election.
He was the last of the grotesque mayors, for no
candidates started after his death; the publicans
did not, as before, subscribe towards the expenses
of the day, and so the great saturnalia died a
natural death." Of "Sir" Jeffrey Dunstan we
have already given some particulars in our account
of St. Giles's-in-the-Fields, (fn. 6) which was generally
the scene of his daily avocations.

THE GARRATT ELECTION. (From a Drawing by Valentine Green.)
The Garratt election has gained more than its
fair share of notoriety from the fact that Samuel
Foote—who was present here in 1761, and paid
nine guineas for a window to view the proceedings—made it the subject of a farce, entitled The
Mayor of Garratt, which was put on the stage at
the Haymarket. The character of "Snuffle" in
this play was derived from John Gardiner, a local
cobbler and grave-digger, who was one of the
candidates, under the title of "Lord Twankum;"
that of "Crispin Heeltap" was copied from another
candidate, also a shoemaker, who came forward
as "Lord Lapstone." The other characters also
are identified by Mr. Chambers; "Beau Silvester"
being the prototype of "Matthew Mug," the
principal candidate in Foote's drama, who says,
in his address to the worthy electors, "Should I
succeed, you, gentlemen, may depend on my using
my utmost endeavours to promote the good of
the borough, to which purpose the encouragement
of your trade and manufactures will principally
tend. Garratt, it must be owned, is an inland
town, and has not, like Wandsworth, and Fulham,
and Putney, the glorious advantages of a port;
but what nature has denied, industry can supply.
Cabbages, carrots, and cauliflowers may be deemed
at present your staple commodities; but why
should not your commerce be extended? Were
I, gentlemen, worthy to advise, I should recommend the opening of a new branch of trade—sparrowgrass, gentlemen, the manufacturing of
sparrowgrass! Battersea, I own, gentlemen, at
present bears the bell; but where lies the fault?
In ourselves, gentlemen. Let us but exert our
natural strength, and I will take upon me to say
that a hundred of grass for the corporation of
Garratt will in a short time, at the London
markets, be held as at least an equivalent to
a Battersea bundle." We have already spoken
of asparagus as one of the chief products of
Battersea. (fn. 7)
There are in existence three very curious
etchings, by Valentine Green, representing the
Garratt elections, the scenes in the streets, and
the chairing of a successful candidate. All these
will be found given in Chambers' "Book of Days,"
and one of these we reproduce on page 487. It
must be owned that the licence assumed during
these seasons of misrule was somewhat Fescennine
in its character, and that mirth occasionally degenerated into vulgar buffoonery; but, after all,
the scene was little more boisterous than that
which was witnessed in our fathers' days at many
a county and borough election, where popular
feeling ran high—especially those at Brentford;
and doubtless, the mock elections of Garratt had
their redeeming qualities in the safety-valve which
they afforded to discontented spirits.
In 1826 an attempt was made, though without
success, to revive the whimsical farce. A placard
was prepared and issued to forward the interests of
a certain "Sir John Paul Pry," who was to come
forward, along with "Sir Hugh Allsides" (one
Cullendar, the beadle of All Saints' Church) and
"Sir Robert Needale" (Robert Young, a surveyor
of roads), described as "a friend to the ladies who
attend Wandsworth Fair." This placard, which
may be read in Hone's "Every-day Book," displays
a "plentiful lack of wit" compared with those of
the last century. The project, therefore, failed, and
Garratt, in consequence, has had no representative
since the worthy muffin-seller mentioned above.
Like Blackheath, Peckham, Camberwell, and
other suburban spots round London which we
have visited in the course of our perambulations,
Wandsworth once had its annual fair, which was
abolished only within the memory of living persons.
From "Merrie England in the Olden Time" we
learn that at the end of the last century spectators
were invited to see exhibited here "Mount Vesuvius,
or the burning mountain by moonlight; rope and
hornpipe-dancing; a forest, with the humours of
lion-catching; tumbling by the young Polander,
from Sadler's Wells; several diverting comic songs;
a humorous dialogue between Mr. Swatchall and
his wife; sparring-matches; the Siege of Belgrade,
&c.—and all for threepence!" In the year 1840
the fair was attended by the theatrical caravan of
Messrs. Nelson and Lee, and by other lesser attractions.
Between Wandsworth Common and Garratt
Lane formerly stood Burntwood Grange, the seat
of H. Grisewood, Esq. It was noted for its
magnificent gardens and conservatory, which are
described in Bohn's "Pictorial Hand-book of
London," where views are given of the exterior
and interior of the conservatory and of the dairy
adjoining. The gardens of S. Rucker, Esq., on
West Hill, are, or were till recently, remarkable for
the great variety of flowering trees and shrubs;
indeed, horticulture and floriculture seem to have
been extensively practised in this locality for many
years, for, like Battersea in former times, Wandsworth is mentioned by Lysons, in 1795, as abounding in market-gardens. It may be added that this
place a century ago had about it all the adjuncts
of a country life, for a picture painted in 1786
shows the reapers in the corn-fields here, and a
windmill in full operation at the foot of the slope
of the hill which it covers.